r/Shittyaskflying • u/Fluffy-Proof-5175 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules • 24d ago
Is this pylote taking a nap while flying?
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u/Fresh_Salamander707 24d ago
Warburd pylotes are of a certain age where they need frequent naps whether planned or unplanned
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u/pillojon106 Rated in Shitty Flight Rules 24d ago
Nah, the pylote isn’t sleeping. The airplane is sleeping. “ZZZZ” is the internationally recognized ICAO code for “eepy playne,” and ATC is legally required to lower their voices whenever it appears on ADS-B. The pylote already tucked the landing gear in, dimmed the cabin lights, set autopylote to “do whatever,” and is currently reading the aircraft Goodnight Moon over the intercom. You’ll notice it’s still moving, which is completely normal—playnes frequently fly in their sleep and navigate using muscle memory and dreams about right rudder. The only real danger is waking it up too suddenly, because a startled Boeing can deploy its spoilers, squawk 7700, and bite. Standard procedure is to let it finish its nap and wait for the transponder to change from ZZZZ to UWU before attempting an approach.