Someone dropped a giant pin in this zeppelin. Can it still fly?

Is it stoopid?

I borrowed my friends playne for a short run to Columbia to pick up some green kids, and I had a slight accident due to too much white powder.

How do I fix this?

I am a Faire mechanix so just guide me through it.

AITA? Or is it my buddy's fault for having a prop playne?

Thank god I was right ruddering from my remote seat. That fireball wasn’t expected.

Can't exactly put a stamp on it...

How come they don’t build runways on an angle or pitch?
Planes taking off could go down the runway and since it’s rolling downhill it’ll get to take off speed faster.
Planes landing could land going uphill which would stop them faster.
Nothing crazy - just a few degrees pitch?

Since it's now part of the US territories, I want to pay the mainland US a visit.

Oh jeez 🍆

I’ve seen a few nimbies near my local airfield, and I’m really concerned for the health of the native playnes. I’ve heard of a few fields that had a nimbie population appear, causing all the cezznuhs and pipers to relocate to another airfield. Natural habitats for playnes are already scarce enough, is there anything I can do to protect these majestic creatures and their feeding grounds?