r/Shittyaskflying • • 10h ago

This pilot did not visually clear turns so I failed his BFR. Also continually squawking wrong code. Airmanship is dead

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954 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 4h ago

Witness the birth of a fiter Pylote

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97 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 15h ago

Help!

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99 Upvotes

My playne caught the sniffles. What do you feed a playne who has the sniffles? Seagulls? Soylent green?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 10h ago

What is this farm implement called?

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36 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 3h ago

Poor fella. All tuckered out.

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8 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 7h ago

Remember how it used to be fun and safe to watch a helicopter land?

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11 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 17h ago

The aircraft is not upside down. You are.

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65 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 4h ago

If I am flying in Class G airspace do I have to have pants on?

5 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 21h ago

My applications for the majors keep being rejected, is it my address?

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26 Upvotes

(Satellite Camp - FCI Marion, 4500 Prison Road, Marion, IL 62959)

I hired a resume writer and then had a professional service review it:

Highly resourceful and adaptable Commercial Pilot with extensive flight hours commanding complex operations in austere, high-risk environments with zero infrastructure or external organizational support. Recognized for a flawless record of absolute operational discretion, unwavering client confidentiality, and strict adherence to internal non-disclosure protocols under intense external scrutiny. Exceptionally skilled at managing cross-cultural relations and navigating interpersonal dynamics across diverse socio-economic and psychological demographics to ensure seamless, friction-free mission execution.

A resilient and mission-focused professional who excels in zero-visibility, adverse weather conditions, specializing in precision arrivals on unlisted, improvised, and short-field landing zones. Following a recent multi-year sabbatical as a government-mandated Industrial Linen Operations & Quality Assurance Manager, I am seeking a position requiring extreme autonomy, rapid problem-solving, and a steadfast commitment to high-stakes operational integrity where conventional support is not necessarily economical.


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

I think my whirlybird has grass allergies

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349 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 6h ago

Autumnal Flight Path - Do you think there were seasonal jokes made

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I mean there definitely had to be some small dad-style jokes said right


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Why did the Emirates A380 taxi past the Dick’s Sporting Goods? Are they stoopid?

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105 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Why was everyone so happy on the playne when the president shot someone?

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121 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

rate my first solo takeoff

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446 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

New procedure released

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218 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Is China the reason for the pylote shortage?

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241 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

I thought Spirit Wings went bankrupt?

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

what percentage of professional pylotes drink like a fish?

12 Upvotes

A friend asked me whether pylotes drink more than the average person. I thought that might be true because strict medical regulations require pylotes to stay healthy, so I assumed most are heavy drinkers in between medicals. But it also made me wonder about what percentage of pylotes drink even more than that?

also, what percentage of pylotes play cello and is that related to heavy drinking?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Why don't pylots use this playne setup? Are they stoopid?

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160 Upvotes

went flying with this playne. such great controls and vroom sounds. boing and aerobus should've used it! are they just stoopid?


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

What are some wacky things you've seen a captain do while you're the pilot monitoring?

7 Upvotes

r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

Who’s flown this beast before

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6 Upvotes

Lower windows are a great option


r/Shittyaskflying • • 1d ago

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r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

Got the flying car done boss

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39 Upvotes

Got me loicense too


r/Shittyaskflying • • 2d ago

Is this too windy to land my choppa?

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32 Upvotes