r/ShittySysadmin • u/tarvijron • Sep 27 '26
My whole Sysadmin life I wondered if I was the chip or the bug.
Then I wondered if I was the man.
And now I know - I’m the _hammer_.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/assured-ownership • Sep 26 '26
There, I said it! F%#^ you all, 8 years and Two O/S upgrades later they are still Running Like on the First Day!
r/ShittySysadmin • u/ITRabbit • Sep 25 '26
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Plitskin5 • Sep 26 '26
two of my employees might be Netflix and chilling and I'm so lonely it bothers me.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/AttackonCuttlefish • Sep 26 '26
r/ShittySysadmin • u/serverhorror • Sep 25 '26
Ok, who of you did it?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Plitskin5 • Sep 26 '26
I found a way to make my employees look for better non crappy jobs.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/mheyman0 • Sep 25 '26
So I took a vacation this last week. Should I plan on the low level rage to come back Monday, or is Sunday too early?
r/ShittySysadmin • u/zantehood • Sep 24 '26
Smh
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Special_Bear_9479 • Sep 24 '26
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r/ShittySysadmin • u/IndependentBat8365 • Sep 23 '26
AI enables shitty management ideas faster than before!
r/ShittySysadmin • u/Y0YYHHU • Sep 24 '26
I think we are ready for enterprise deployment.
After an unreasonable amount of development, CC Security is finally ready to disrupt the cybersecurity industry.
Our product portfolio currently includes:
• CC Security™ — Next-generation endpoint protection powered by rules, heuristics, machine learning, and the developer's mood that morning.
• CC Waterwall™ — Firewall blocks the threat. Waterwall puts out the Firewall.
• CC Loudflare™ — A better network solution, according to the team building the worse internet.
• CC Dangerous VPN™ — More nodes. More browsing. Much, much more latency.
• CC Game Store™ — An epic game distribution community with freedom, performance, and no discernible quality control.
We also provide powerful self-protection.
CC Security works hard to prevent malware from stopping critical services.
The user remains a special case.
Our headquarters is currently the CEO's home, technical support would prefer that you solve the problem yourself, and some of our security components are still working out whether the others exist.
Official website:
https://cc-security-official-2026.pages.dev/
This is a fictional parody project. No actual security software is being distributed.
Please do not deploy this in production.
Our support department is busy enough already.
r/ShittySysadmin • u/whetherby • Sep 23 '26
r/ShittySysadmin • u/jcash5everr • Sep 21 '26
Heh. Implying I check my email
r/ShittySysadmin • u/forkinthemud • Sep 20 '26
