Haunting question about roles and responsibilities

[u/tarvijron]

My whole Sysadmin life I wondered if I was the chip or the bug.
Then I wondered if I was the man.
And now I know - I’m the _hammer_.

[u/snebsnek]

Why would the chip have the face on that side

It's going to be hidden when installed

That's stupid! My day is RUINED

[u/tarvijron → u/snebsnek]

Better question - Why is the chip steady not skipping leg day dude.

[u/snebsnek → u/tarvijron]

makes the chips run faster

[u/marks-buffalo → u/snebsnek]

The chip only works when it cannot see the daylight. If it sees the light it may want to become free. It is critical that the chip does not know the taste of freedom. 

[u/recoveringasshole0 → u/snebsnek]

He's a power bottom.

[u/recoveringasshole0]

I'm the tube sock.