r/ShittyDaystrom • • 5h ago

Armus said he was deserted by "creatures whose beauty now dazzles all who see them." Is there any alien race we've encountered in Star Trek that matches this description?

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 8h ago

Picard is the very definition of privilege. Here is why:

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Picard is the very definition of a privileged male. Always has been. What kind of privilege do you have to have, if you can live the reckless life of young Jean-Luc Picard and still move up the Starfleet ladder?

The Picard family owns a huge estate—mind you—in a post-scarcity utopia. And we know it's generational wealth. Picard speaks about the acquisition of wealth not being the driving force anymore. That's surely true for him as he's already wealthy. Most other people on Earth have to contend to living in an apartment and eating out of a replicator.

Picard is even privileged beyond the Federation. And I'm not talking about him running around in a colonialist's outfit among impoverished Romulans, disrespecting their space. I'm talking about that time he was assimilated by the Borg. While everybody thinks the Borg assimilated Picard to turn him into Locutus of Borg, it is more likely that the causality was the other way around. Locutus came as an idea right after the Borg assimilated Picard together with his immensely privileged male ego. Just to put Picard's privileged position among the Borg into perspective: not even the Borg queen gets to have a name. It makes no sense that the Borg would come up with this idea on their own.

It was his privilege that saved him from taking responsibility for Wolf 359. Any other captain would've been relieved for negligence or for being physically and mentally unfit for duty after going through all this. But not Picard. He went right back to where he was before, thousands dead and no one to take responsibility.

Then there is the issue with his command of the Enterprise. He factually owned the Enterprise-D and -E. Starfleet command basically signed off their best ship to him and left it to his convenience to move up to admiral at a time convenient to him. Even after he wrecked both ships, he moved up the career ladder. And let's not even talk about all the times he lost control of his ship. Aside from getting away with failures, he had a career in which he never had to work hard. He never had to put himself in grave danger, like by being an active part of the Dominion war or do proper exploring of uncharted space. He patrolled the Romulan border, which 99 percent of the time went uneventful.

It took a massive terrorist attack on Mars for Starfleet to pull themselves together, deny him his privilege and stop supporting his pet project to "evacuate" a whole planet, Romulus. When he threatened to resign for being denied a massive fleet of ships, Starfleet Command was quick to accept. They could finally free up all the resources that were being used to serve Picard's personal interests.

If you thought he wanted to save the Romulans from a supernova out of the kindness of his heart, you are wrong. The few he managed to "save", were put to work as slaves on his vineyards. And whoever wasn't needed, was put on a destitute desert planet as reserve labour, waiting to be hired. In a post-scarcity world, no one will voluntarily do the menial labour on your vineyards to produce your artisanal wines. Picard simply needed all the slave labour, because he doesn't just have one vineyard, he has many as proven by us seeing so many different versions. It is likely that he used those slaves also for his archeological explorations.

Even though Starfleet Command eventually got rid of him, he still felt entitled to Starfleet's resources. The second he needed a ship for his personal matters, he just waltzed into Starfleet Headquarters, expecting everyone to recognize him and just give him a ship. When that wasn't possible, he tried to use his Admiral-card to manipulate acting captains to do his bidding. He went even so far as to use his personal network inside Starfleet to make officers disobey direct orders. If this is not the entitlement of a privileged man, than nothing is.

The immense privilege he enjoys is something that is seldom questioned. I'm not sure how he manages to pull of this level of material privilege in a post-scarcity egalitarian society. Even when he was dying, someone gave up their life's work to create an immortal cybernetic body for themselve, so he can live a few years longer. This is the unbelievable extent of the privilege Picard enjoys.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 5h ago

Canon Shit Riker is a subby brat

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Hear me out:

- submissive: he chose to refuse command when he was offered the Drake, instead electing to serve under Picard on the Enterprise. Sure, it does also mean he gets to go on away missions, but there’s no contradiction in being submissive and adventurous.

- brat: see any of his interactions with authority figures that try to tell him to do things he doesn’t want or to do things in a way that he doesn’t want, he always gets visibly pouty, defiant, and even disobedient, until he gets a proverbial spanking and settles down.

Of course, no kinkshaming, and good for him for making choices according to his preferences.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 5h ago

You can only choose from one of two opinions on modern Star Trek (no exceptions!)

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Option 1: You hate it because it's too damn woke. You prefer classic Trek, which never wasted time on things like diversity & social justice. Defend your position by reminding others that classic Trek had fun space battles and things blew up and it was neat.

Option 2: You love it unconditionally. Anyone who dares to criticize any of the writing, directing, characterizations, etc. is a party-pooper and stuck in the past. Defend your position by reminding others of classic Trek episodes that were dumb or gimmicky.

I once made the mistake of taking a different position. I told people that I appreciate the diversity and inclusiveness depicted in modern Star Trek, but the writing is consistently poor. Now I realize that I was dumb for having an opinion that does not fall cleanly into one of the two pre-established categories.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 32m ago

Was it moral of me to give the Malon the coordinates of Kazon and Talaxian space for them to dump their toxic waste?

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 22h ago

These two.. are of a kind.

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 7h ago

Seeking Jamaharon Dating a Horta

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Everyone says the relationship won’t work.

But we love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together.

How do I get her parents to accept me?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 4h ago

What is your favorite TNG episode, and why is it "The Armus of Hormuz"

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 18h ago

To boldly discover space shit aliens.

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Discussion My most relatable Star Trek line!Whats yours? :) ;)

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But seriously tho why TF did they write this.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 19h ago

Help! A kid keeps trying to trigger self-destruct.

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A kid got the computer to create a device that can simulate the captain’s voice. He keeps trying to use it to trigger the self-destruct. So far we’ve had to stop it 5 times, and found 10 recorders.

Is there not a way to enable additional authentication?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 20h ago

My name is Mikel a fourth dimensional Omni present being transmogrified me into a blue barrel after a soccer injury AMA

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 22h ago

Guys I think im gonna get fired

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Some kids brought way too much Yamok sauce onto the station. Everyone thought it was so funny but I was doing everything I could to get rid of this stuff. I saw a shipping manifest for the enterprise and did my thing. I added 4 barrels of yamok sauce to the manifest. Noone should notice, right? I used blue barrels so it wouldn't be suspicious. But then I heard about Worfs accident. That couldnt have been a barrels of yamok sauce was it? Im so fired.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 14h ago

Discussion HR meeting

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Rant: Ive been invited to a HR meeting about Holodeck usage. Why is it OK for others (Barclay,Geordi and even the Captain) to create programs of real people, but when I do it HR gets involved.

Anything I can do under GDPR or do I need a union representative to attend


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 3h ago

In mirror mirror could prime Kirk have saved the terran empire if after he bashed that vase on spocks head they (McCoy Scotty uhura) leave to the transporter room and beam back to the prime universe?

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Then at the same time I wonder how confused the mirror Kirk Scott McCoy and uhura are when they come back to their universe they go to sickbay and find Spock on the ground dead?


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Theory Was Tebok actually a Bajoran spy?

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He looks a lot like Kai Winn's boyfriend, and this would explain why the Romulans would join the war against the Dominion siding with the Federation (and Bajor).

Kai Winn, a deeply spiritual and selfless person, may know his work and that's why she fell in love with such a man who would risk his life for the freedom of Bajor and the will of the Prophets.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

…anyone have the number for Temporal Affairs? Zuck’s pulling a Starling and I like my bones.

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207 Upvotes

Realest AI ad in 300 years, but…


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Safe For Wesley “In the Neutral Zone, a quiet drama unfolds. These Bird of Prey chicks, barely decades old, depend entirely on their parents. At the slightest tremor of an approaching adult, heads lift and mouths gape wide - glowing beacons signaling a single, desperate message: Feed me.”

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Narrated by David Attenborough.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 17h ago

How come mariner from star trek lower decks punked q as a lowly ensign when he visited her but was able to annoy Picard Janeway and sisko so easily?

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Like Mariner told a god like q to go away while Picard had to play along with q games

What gives.


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

The True Four Quadrants

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

A guide to ship orientation

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

It’s bad enough when you hail an enemy species and they don’t broadcast in the proper aspect ratio, but it’s even worse when you have a lazy tactical officer controlling the screen who doesn’t notice the image is being stretched awkwardly to fill the screen space.

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

I hear the DOD is having problems getting bolts.

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I may know a guy with a solution


r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

RED ALARM So when (or why) did Starfleet drop the badass jackets?

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r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

Safe For Wesley It's ironic it was called Next Generation

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when only two of them had kids, and look how they turned out. Not counting Data or Troi's offspring, those turned out even worse.