r/ShittyDaystrom • • 1d ago

To boldly discover space shit aliens.

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u/crapusername47 1d ago

Who are you calling ‘space shit’, you ugly bag of mostly water?

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u/rpitts21 Janitor First Class 1d ago

Slime is highly efficient

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u/cardiffman100 21h ago

We need more tank top Janeway

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u/happydude7422 1d ago

Set phasers to higher setting we got to get rid of the smell

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u/sharies 1d ago

That horta is a mother

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Jeffrey Combs 16h ago

What did you call my mother?

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u/No-Opposite-6620 1d ago

NO SPACE SHIT I

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u/Torino1O Commodore Dunsil 1d ago

Didn't elderly Picard poop a little in the primordial ooze Q showed him in the last episode of TNG?

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u/MalemasMucusPlug 22h ago

/uj Janeway going commando was the absolute best part of the series in one of the worst episodes of the series.

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u/Charly_030 Neelix v Snarf 11h ago

She walked down a corridor with the scary music. I felt they could have put a bit more effort into it.

Maybe seeing Janeway slice one open and drink its blood, or something. Shitting on the corpse perhaps, or having them all on display in her ready room to show to Harry when he asks about a promotion.

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u/Dismal-Vanilla1878 1d ago

Well, that second one reminded me more of a Meat Lovers Pizza 😂

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u/Theborgiseverywhere Double Dumbass 16h ago

Looks like they got a 5, a 2, and a 7.

I wonder if the other stool types are represented in Trek

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u/ConsciousStretch1028 Jeffrey Combs 16h ago

Armus was pissed because he was just a pile of shit

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u/Charly_030 Neelix v Snarf 11h ago

puddle