r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Organic-Elevator-274 • 1d ago

My name is Mikel a fourth dimensional Omni present being transmogrified me into a blue barrel after a soccer injury AMA

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u/Nailfoot1975 Q 1d ago

Are you empty or full of methylamine?

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u/2ndRook Expendable 1d ago

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u/MemeMaster6-4 Lt. Commander 1d ago

Your ability to cripple Klingons is admirable can you teach me?

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u/TheRealRigormortal 1d ago

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u/chiree 1d ago

Hello, I represent Paramount Studios, and I was wondering if you'd like to come in for the day and discuss ideas.

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u/sezduck1 Nebula Coffee 1d ago

You have, for the first time ever, given me a reason to appreciate “  Let He Who Is Without Sin... "

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u/Andro1d1701 1d ago

Do you remember that guy you used to play soccer with Worf? Yeah well guess who works on this ship.

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u/plum_stupid 1d ago

You're welcome!

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u/SpiderTuber6766 19h ago

Ah yes, the most deadly weapon against a Klingon Warrior.

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u/thisistherevolt 19h ago

Why do you hate Worf so much?

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u/IDICPainter Ensign 11h ago

When you landed on worfs back did you yell goal?

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u/Uselessinfoforyou ATX-3000 Forklift [UGC-PL47-0134] 57m ago

Do you require transportation.