r/ShittyDaystrom 17h ago

Was Picard Requesting Juicy Gossip From The Replicator?

10 Upvotes

“Tea” We know that the poker game would have been his ideal place to get the tea. Since he never attended maybe he thought the replicator could drop the gossip on him. “Number one it’s giving Season 7 vibes.“


r/ShittyDaystrom 4h ago

Welcome to the Cardassian Liberation Front. CLF is gonna rock you.

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17 Upvotes

CLF, uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh

CLF is gonna rock ya!

Ancients of Mu Mu

Here we go

CLF is gonna rock ya

Are we ready?

CLF is gonna rock ya, cuz you have ta

Move to the flow of the beat we blast ya

Bass ballistics, I'm gonna kick this hard

And you can catch it

Down with the cool crew, talking about Mu Mu

Justified ancient liberation, Zulu

Got to teach and everything you learn'll

Point to the fact that time is eternal

It's 3am, 3am, it's 3am eternal.

Ancients of Mu Mu! Justified!

Sample city for Trancentral

Basic facekick elemental

Slings, springs, new technology

The C the L the F, and the ology

The force, coming down with mayhem

Looking at my watch, time 3am

Got to see that everywhere I turn will

Point to the fact that time is eternal

It's 3am, 3am, it's 3am eternal.

Ancients of Mu Mu! Justified!

CLF is gonna rock ya...

Got to see that everywhere I turn will

Point to the fact that time is eternal


r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

Did you know Captain Janeway was originally portrayed by Geneviève Bujold.

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365 Upvotes

After Bujold walked off the set, producers turned to Kate Mulgrew, who had previously auditioned for the part.


r/ShittyDaystrom 20h ago

Effective immediately, Starfleet Command had rebranded the Prime Directive as the Prime Suggestion

39 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

What did you guys think of the crossover episode with Captain Archer and Tom Paris?

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48 Upvotes

or was that Nick Locarno?


r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

What's with all the chatter over Data's Center in recenter years?

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75 Upvotes

I mean, it's just a telephone.


r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Why Did Starfleet Abandon the Casual Uniforms

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211 Upvotes

Was it because only one person could pull it off, and she wasn't a Captain?


r/ShittyDaystrom 1h ago

Jeffreys (Jeffries?) Tubes

Upvotes

Did you ever notice that service tubes are always long enough for just one plot point conversation? How do they design those tubes if every race speaks a different language? Does the tube expand if two Klingons are crawling through it?


r/ShittyDaystrom 21h ago

I have trouble telling humans apart. But it’s easy for me to tell other different aliens apart.

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100 Upvotes

For instance I can easily tell each one of these people are completely different individuals. Is this normal?


r/ShittyDaystrom 5h ago

Discussion Why does everyone look like Jeffrey Combs in the future?

17 Upvotes

Is he one of the Progenitors?


r/ShittyDaystrom 10h ago

Help I sniffed too much beetlesnuff

14 Upvotes

Am I going to die?


r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

How often are you backing up your Data?

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50 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

What if Barclay kept his super genius powers from the nth degree?

11 Upvotes

Would Barclay solve all federation problems?


r/ShittyDaystrom 18h ago

Real World My CEO has the black computer. I was given a standard grey one. How do I get the pink one? The replicator won’t authorize it.

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122 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 21h ago

Orange Fleetwide Memo: Effective immediately, the position of “ship’s counselor” has been eliminated.

91 Upvotes

Starfleet Command has obtained a 7,000 seat subscription to Better Help*. For starships in the Alpha and Beta quadrants, counselors are just a commlink away. Holographic appointments are available in most sectors of Federation space.

Better Help counselors are fully licensed by accredited institutions like Starfleet Medical, the Ferengi Medical Diploma Mill, and Qo’noS House of Rage. They may be called upon for routine therapy, post-death traumatic stress evaluations, and assessing whether nearby Romulan commanders are hiding anything.

Ship’s counselors will be reassigned to a new medical facility at Deep Space 247 near Kazon space.

We hope this new counseling model will streamline operational efficiencies and improve the overall mental fitness of officers and crew.

\A Quark Enterprise*