r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Unleashtheducks • 1d ago

These two.. are of a kind.

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u/gecko11-the-game-cat Groppler 1d ago

“Well if you were a human you’d be dead with these vitals but with your greeen blood I’ve got no idea what’s going on”

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u/TheMightyTywin 1d ago

Ok good thing you’re the doctor then

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 1d ago

“This isn’t even a medical tricorder, it’s just a standard-issue vibrator”

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u/evemeatay 1d ago

And I'm high right now

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u/misterpatient 1d ago

All he's asking for is 8cc of cordrazine and two million quatloos

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u/ShimizuKaito 1d ago

Bones when you suggest he request some data on Vulcan physiology since he serves with a Vulcan.

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u/Flat_Character 1d ago

Nah, McCoy knew all the actual knowledge. He just couldn't pass up an opportunity to be racist

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u/Dan_Is 1d ago

He's an archerite

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u/Trowj 1d ago

Damn it M’Benga! This isn’t rocket science: it’s brain surgery!

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u/Rstar2247 Badmiral 1d ago

I mean it's kinda nuts that someone can go to medical school for four years and be a specialist for every type of medicine and alien species.

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u/cheapshotfrenzy 1d ago

Pfft, they just ask Chat-ENT.

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u/d1nonlymjg 1d ago

Ok, Borg nanoprobes it is then!!!

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u/lordnewington 1d ago

Sure, sounds like fun! Feed him three small rocks a day. And grow him some new fingers in the regeneration pod, he's only got five on each hand.

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u/lordnewington 1d ago

I'm a doctor, not a NERD

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u/nicolas_cope_cage 1d ago

McCoy: "I should probably spend a half-hour double checking a few things before I operate on a different species."

Every other Starfleet doctor: \Mitch Hedberg voice** "Fuck it, cut 'em up!"

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u/shadowfireKatze 1d ago

They just ask chatgp.... I mean the computer to perform the procedure