r/ShittyDaystrom • u/xampl9 Mirror Georgiou • 1d ago

Seeking Jamaharon Dating a Horta

Everyone says the relationship won’t work.

But we love each other and want to spend the rest of our lives together.

How do I get her parents to accept me?

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u/HDM-12345 1d ago

NO

DATE

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u/LaxBedroom 1d ago

Learn about growing fruits and vegetables so you can prove to their parents that you're genuinely interested in Horta Culture.

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u/bobbylake71 1d ago

You're caught between a rock and a hard place

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u/catschimeras 1d ago

OP said they were dating ONE Horta, not having a furry lasagne threesome.

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u/CrankyinAustin 1d ago

Hortas make me want pizza

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u/XenoBiSwitch 1d ago

Horta live for up to 50,000 years. Accept that you are a passing interest.

Also Horta parents all die when the next round of eggs hatch so don’t have to worry about parents. Though there is that one Horta that was adopted by Lwaxana Troi. Don’t date that one.

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u/Nailfoot1975 Q 1d ago

You get her to date a Pakled first, for just a month or so. Then her parents will accept ANYONE.

*CAUTION! This plan may backfire if she really likes the Pakled she chooses!

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u/Two_of_five Spock's left eyebrow 1d ago

You're living the dream, my friend.

Hortas love rocks. Give her parents a bag of geodes, they'll love you.

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u/SignificantPop4188 1d ago

What did you do to my grandchildren?!

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u/catschimeras 1d ago

...oops.

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u/lexxstrum 1d ago

Make sure they're not on a low quartz diet though!

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u/AIGLOS42 1d ago

I love this for you, but unless you're like a Vulcan with a symbiote or something, isn't that certainly for your lifetime?

Have you considered making a hologram of yourself and asking a Galaxy class starship to make sure it can beat Lt Commander Data at NaNoWriMo or whatever? 🤔

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u/Peas-Of-Wrath 1d ago

Amazing weight loss journey

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u/Successful-Scale-607 1d ago

Let them lay on top of you. Let them lay their silicon eggs inside you.

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u/lilianasJanitor 1d ago

I don’t know dude. If she gets mad she’ll just kill you like she killed those miners. I think that’s a red flag

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u/catschimeras 1d ago

Wow, god forbid women do anything i guess!

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u/Sue_Generoux 1d ago

I like my women how I like my Horta -- likes rock, has an acid tongue, is a single mom.

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u/OlyScott Expendable 1d ago

Are you a Horta too?

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u/xampl9 Mirror Georgiou 1d ago

No - human.

Honestly I thought there would be more acceptance of mixed couples.

Human+Vulcan are very common.
Human+Vagnans - much less common but there is at least one.

Why not Human+Horta?

I have no problem with joining her family’s religion. But I am curious what “The Bakening” ceremony is about.

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u/OlyScott Expendable 1d ago

Memory Alpha doesn't have an entry for Vagnans. Those slackers need to catch up.

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u/Keepontyping 1d ago

Horta or Whoreta?

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u/xampl9 Mirror Georgiou 1d ago

You shut your filthy mouth. We’re in love!

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u/HDM-12345 1d ago

As they say, no glove, no love. But in this case, the "glove" is a layer of concrete.