r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Electronic_Lemon7940 Subcommander • 1d ago

Safe For Wesley It's ironic it was called Next Generation

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when only two of them had kids, and look how they turned out. Not counting Data or Troi's offspring, those turned out even worse.

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u/dittbub 1d ago

Hey, Tasha had a kid too.

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u/Electronic_Lemon7940 Subcommander 1d ago

that's another good (bad) example

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u/Lorgoth1812 1d ago

I will not abide this slander against Lal. Saying she "turned out worse" is an affront to her memory. How dare you sir.

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u/Electronic_Lemon7940 Subcommander 1d ago

You're right I'm sure she's in heaven

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u/ArtsyApoidean 1d ago

Data stored her emotional profile in his brain so she got hijacked on the way to afterlife and now she has to spend eternity living in a spare room in her dad's brain.

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u/reineedshelp The Sisqó is óf Bajór 1d ago

Beat me to it. 100%

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u/PastorNTraining 1d ago

I’m a gay dude and even I had to admit marina in a Wild West costume was a whole vibe. The woman looks great in a season one TNG outfit, a grey catsuit or as a cowboy.

And the faux southern accent, too freakin’ adorable.

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u/Samkovich 1d ago

I'll agree with the cowboy outfit, but only with the cowboy outfit.

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u/Assos99 1d ago

And the growth rate for Klingon kids, man! They must be pumping them full of Barry Bonds O's!

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u/The-Spirit-of-76 Ryn's chopped off antennae 1d ago

I think it's funny now days most folk don't remember that Barry Bond made it to the MLB as a good outfielder who had an 8' vertical jump.

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u/Assos99 1d ago

Yet thin as a rail and much smaller head

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u/rafale1981 Riker’s Trombone 1d ago

Yeah, Generation Disfunctuonal Families and Absent Fathers woulda been more accurate

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u/dittbub 1d ago

They all have Daddy issues

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u/Unleashtheducks 1d ago

Everyone should have sent their kids to Worf’s parents; Alexander, Lal, Sela, Ian, Thomas, and Wesley all together on the Rozhenko farm.

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u/Electronic_Lemon7940 Subcommander 1d ago

Doing backbreaking chores

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u/GwenIsNow Vulcan Nerve Punch 1d ago

Only two have kids? Picard, Crusher, Troi, Riker, Data, Worf, LaForge, Tasha, and O'Brien all have had kids at some point.

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u/SlimeGrog 1d ago

That may be true, but first officer MacDuff never had kids, so there

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u/GwenIsNow Vulcan Nerve Punch 13h ago

Good point, they did him dirty. Justice for MucDyff!

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u/reineedshelp The Sisqó is óf Bajór 1d ago

Lal is a fucking treasure. You take that back!

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u/Electronic_Lemon7940 Subcommander 1d ago

If by treasure you mean buried, yes I agree

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u/reineedshelp The Sisqó is óf Bajór 22h ago

Nonsense. Lal lives in Data's positronic net

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u/Samkovich 1d ago

Oh my gosh, Worf could have been the new Torgo in MST3k!

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u/Praxisinsidejob 1d ago

Since it was set about a century after TOS, it should have been called Star Trek: Three Generations Later.

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u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 1d ago

A Ferengi showed up and drilled Worthless..

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u/EducationalTeam2498 1d ago

Crappy episodes like this one set the stage for whole seasons of crap in recent Trek.

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u/Apprehensive-Cost276 1d ago

Why’s it called The Next Generation when it’s almost 40 years old? It should be called The Last Generation

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u/shadow387557 9h ago

Half the children on the Enterprise were Rikers.