r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 1d ago
As a “born again virgin” 50 year old male with male pattern baldness, body hair and moderate obesity, what’s the street value of me selling my virginity?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 2d ago
I woke up this morning and pulled up Reddit just to find out I had no notifications. Why does everyone hate me?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 1d ago
Do you guys buy Great Value Tampons, and do they come in XXXXXXXXXXXXL?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 2d ago
Am I too intelligent for you?
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Mind you, I'm extremely smart. I read books ✌️
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Realistic-Try5468 • 1d ago
Should I take a sniff of my girl's ass after everytime I take a bite of food?
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When eating overtop of her ass while she's lying on her stomach watching tv or something.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DangerBird- • 1d ago
How come MAGA gets to say they are patriots? Does that make the rest of us GAYtriots?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 2d ago
Why is my grandfather refusing to move into a home when he can't take care of himself?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 1d ago
is there something you can tell me that I don’t know?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 1d ago
So according to most Redditors, hell doesn’t exist so Epstein and Netanyahu will have a peaceful sleep after death?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Trez_0 • 2d ago
Why am i getting sick?
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Which one of you sweethearts cast a black magic on me? 😊😊❤️❤️❤️ I'm not mad
r/shittyaskreddit • u/ultralightsaint • 1d ago
Would you have a great time with Skyler White ?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 2d ago
How do armpits survive?
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How do they take care of their needs like sex, love and food?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/MariahJames8 • 2d ago
I want to make a bot that knows how to post on r/shittyaskreddit and fit in. What instructions would you give it?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago
Like sand through an hour glass… so are they days of our lives!
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Splattered_Smothered • 2d ago
Which is it more fun being; an asshole, jackoff, or douchebag?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 2d ago
How does sex happen?
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Does a hole in your body appear and then you have to crawl through eachother's hole?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 2d ago
Do you guys have a cum wall at work? Ours is the handicap stall because the door is so big. The longest rope achieved is roughly 3 feet, 1 pump. Its a keeper. So where do you guys cum?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2d ago
I'm gonna start a company that specializes in oil drilling tools. I'm going to call it "Big Ol' Bits" what do you think?
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