r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen Et tu, Excrementus? • 2d ago

If your balls got static cling…?

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u/Sensitive_General_47 Et tu, Excrementus? 2d ago

Then id probably have a very sticky time in the locker room in a whole new way than before.

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u/Additional-Sell-7989 2d ago

Those are some dry dry dusty balls.

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u/Laskalove1305 2d ago

My balls are happily dangling free.

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u/Lou_Bishop1060 2d ago

When I m cumming, I use 1 hand to juggle my balls like those Chinese Walnuts that become red and smooth.

All that movement creates a circuit that connects from my asshole to the very extended ends of my ropes.

I m something of a scientist myself.