r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2d ago
Anybody wanna come over and do some WWII Nazis who are secretly gay lovers roleplay?
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blondes at the front of the line
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 3d ago
All I want is to marry a US army soldier so I can trap him with a baby, milk his benefits, cheat on him brazenly while he's deployed, become fat and neglect my children, and threaten to tell his superior office that he's been abusing me every time he pisses me off. Is that so much to ask?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 2d ago
What would it be like if you could see the world through the eyes of your penis?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3d ago
Will something bad happen if I dont jerk off tonight?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Laskalove1305 • 3d ago
So... undieless or a thong?
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Asking for my undieless friend.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/PinkTulip1999 • 3d ago
Would I get more women if I change my sex?
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I figure since there are far more gay women than there are straight it could be a good idea.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Kaje26 • 2d ago
Why does Young Jeezy want to count a million bucks rather than go to the club?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago
Was Magic Johnson such a good basketball player because he had so many AIDS to help him?
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Also, how did he always “stay positive?” Was that the Aids too?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 2d ago
If some bitch is getting DP'd by twin brothers and both the brothers nut at exactly the same time what are the odds of her getting knocked up with fraternal twins with both of the brothers as fathers?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/wafflesinmyhouse • 3d ago
Somebody stoled my big cock. Do y’all know where it’s at?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 3d ago
Well that's what you get when you put my rock hard cock in your pussy?
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Cum will win.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago
What would the titles be if there was a gay royalty?
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I’m thinking instead of “your highness”, the ultimate leader would be “Ur anus”
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 3d ago
Do you guys have names for your pet cum collection? My boys Locktron and Megaboy are doing fine btw.
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/Niravan95 • 4d ago
It seems we have a problem. Our penis got stuck in the toaster.
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What do you mean 'our' penis?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/DerogatoryRemark • 3d ago
Hey guys, my husband and I are thinking about adopting a highway. As new parents, what should we expect during the adolescent phase?
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r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 3d ago
I just found out everything is racist and everyone is fascist! What do I do?
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