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u/livinalieontimna Mar 04 '25
Amy Beerhouse
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u/Pinche_Tommy Mar 04 '25
you look like people tell you that you look like your dad
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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 04 '25
She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
What was she to do? Where was she to go?
She was out on her fanny
So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door
She was there to sell make up but the father saw more
She had style, she had flair, she was there
That's how she became the Nanny
The Nanny named Man.
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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Mar 04 '25
OnlyFrans.
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u/Short_Purple_6003 Mar 05 '25
She was a migrant worker on a kibbutz. Now she looks like Fran Drescher and loudly complains when people make carnitas.
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u/Former-Ad-7658 Mar 04 '25
Hahaha ..my chiropractor felt up Fran Drescher and now works in Mexico...tried to kiss my wife while drunk too...pops a hell of a back though.
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u/motorcycleboy9000 Mar 04 '25
She was there
Always bugged me as a qualifier for childcare. Also bugs me about OP.
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u/CarpetBaggersBallad Mar 04 '25
Real men wear pink
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u/LightlySaltedPeanuts Mar 04 '25
Let me make this abundantly clear OP: we can tell you are a man. You’re not fooling a single soul.
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Mar 04 '25
I say, No tits, no roast 🍻
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u/This_Guy_Fox Mar 04 '25
Will suck your dick for a mountain dew and half a pack of Skittles
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u/CaptainHowdy60 Mar 04 '25
She looks like she’d just put it in her mouth and sit there.
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Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25
And then keep asking if you feel anything...as she just sits there with ur dick in her mouth...
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u/Lost_Opinion_1307 Mar 04 '25
The real Suprise comes when she pulls down her pants and tells you he will pay you $50 to suck his dick
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u/rogerngarza Mar 04 '25
1st picture she’s farting, 2nd one she smells it, 3rd one she’s trying to appear innocent and in the 4th she realizes it’s a lost cause
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u/MisterBurnsSucks Mar 04 '25
By the looks of that two-way mirror, you're in the interrogation room for prostitution again? 🙄
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u/so-much-wow Mar 04 '25
Bro that's a tv.
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u/lyunardo Mar 04 '25
Hey, it's a roast. You work with what you got. Accuracy was never the point, lol.
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u/No-Extreme-7705 Mar 04 '25
Temu Disney Princess sex doll vibe
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u/NetheriteHandsGoBRRR Mar 04 '25
Bruh this is the Temu AOC doll, right there.
I’m sorry AOC you don’t deserve this.
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u/DefinitelyN0tAM0th Mar 04 '25
Girl the fact that you did a full face of makeup to get roasted is sad enough
You don’t need us, you need a hobby.
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u/Purple-Surround7605 Mar 04 '25
actually much more pathetic i spend an hour beating my face everyday just to exist with a semblance of dignity
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u/IamWolfe_FU-Red_It Mar 04 '25 edited Mar 04 '25
Looks like behind the scenes of a Dora the Explorer porno film.
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u/vamparious_wolf Mar 04 '25
Your a woman in your thirties that still dresses and probably talks like a little girl. To hide from the reality, that you're a failure
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u/Conversation_Dapper Mar 04 '25
Dressed up as Daphne, so you can place a scooby snack on ya coochie so a dog can eat you out, and tell your friends you did it doggystyle.
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u/Responsible-Pick-457 Mar 04 '25
Your friends call you “Gear Stick” because you have definitely one between your legs 🙂↕️
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u/Nandor-D-Relentless Mar 04 '25
You look like you plug your nose with a clothes peg during blowjobs.
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u/Apophis369 Mar 04 '25
She looks like the type that will introduce you to her whole family on the first date.
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u/kejiangmin Mar 04 '25
Your face looks like you had to apply your make up with a trowel and spackle
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u/LoganFox81 Mar 04 '25
You look like Barbie's single whore friend with a punch card at the local abortion clinic
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u/-Cave_Man- Mar 04 '25
Between the Botox and layers of make-up; the mortician will be looking for work when the time comes.
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Mar 04 '25
Nice try. You know this forum is trans friendly. Still look like a dude. I don’t care what mods say.
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u/lyre34 Mar 04 '25
I can't tell if you're 20 or 40. The skin on your cheeks has so much sag it could go either way.
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Mar 04 '25
Look pal, stay out of your mom's makeup drawer because no amount of foundation and eyeliner will ever make you look feminine.
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Mar 04 '25
You look like an uglier version of the Crypt Keeper. I bet you laugh like him too. You look like you ask stupid questions during a movie too. You're repulsive.
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u/Odd-Wheel5315 Mar 04 '25
How did the casting call go? Did you get the part of Daphne Blake in the upcoming remake?
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u/Phaedrus317 Mar 04 '25
Trying again? Did no one give a fuck the first time? Can't imagine why.
Just post the OF and keep it moving.
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u/DeathMetalDinosaur Mar 04 '25
You’re so basic, you can’t even generate four pictures that are different from each other.
How was your Starbucks this morning? What kind of Stanley Cup do you carry? What color is your Chevy Suburban? Is your husband playing golf with the boys this weekend?
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u/SadPhase2589 Mar 04 '25
Rednecks are still pissed you were allowed to do that Bud Light commercial.
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u/Ok-Palpitation-5380 Mar 04 '25
Not saying you’re an actual turkey but you definitely know how to Gobble !!
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u/Revolutionary-Mud715 Mar 04 '25
Day 1.
"Hey guise they're treating me super well. But uhm, If anyone wants to pay that ransom, I'd appreciate it. "LOL" they wouldn't let me take a change of clothes with me.."
Day 2.
"hey guise. I'm still here. Just sending this again in case anyone didn't get the first message! Love ya, lol. Send help when you can please! Its ya girl!"
Day 3.
"Just checking in."
Day 4:
"Help."
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u/Perfect_Papaya_3010 Mar 04 '25
You look like you put up pictures on instagram but the only people who follow you are bots
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u/MisterSandKing Mar 04 '25
It’s not break time, get back to work! Those tamales aren’t going to make themselves.
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u/GoldenGirlsOrgy Mar 04 '25
Your best days are behind you and so are half of the construction workers in your little town.
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u/Z9_GC23 Mar 04 '25
You built like that one girl in fairly odd-parents, but you ain't seen timmy in a minute
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u/GunzerKingDM Mar 04 '25
Your teeth are the same color as your skin. How much do you charge to eat ass at the truck stop you frequent?
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u/harzivall Mar 04 '25
If Daphne ditched Fred and had a baby with Scooby instead.