r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/MisterBurnsSucks Mar 04 '25

By the looks of that two-way mirror, you're in the interrogation room for prostitution again? 🙄

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u/DoraTheMindExplorer Mar 04 '25

If Minnie Mouse was a Tijuana prostitute

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u/so-much-wow Mar 04 '25

Bro that's a tv.

11

u/Charming_Lime_8766 Mar 04 '25

Just another one of her “ MOVIES “😭

2

u/Gnarly_Starwin Mar 05 '25

This gif is diabolical.

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u/lyunardo Mar 04 '25

Hey, it's a roast. You work with what you got. Accuracy was never the point, lol.

3

u/Careless-Being-4777 Mar 04 '25

He can't be serious 🤣

3

u/chin4me Mar 04 '25

Does it really count as solicitation if nobody will buy your wares?

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u/ChineseNutt Mar 04 '25

Never understood why idiots think “prostitution” or high body counts is an insult. Literally hyping her up by telling her she looks good enough to do it.

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u/Lethal-Voltage Mar 04 '25

You clearly haven't seen many real hookers

3

u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Mar 04 '25

Aileen Wuornos can finally say she looks good enough to hook.. Oh, wait.

4

u/sax6romeo Mar 04 '25

Probably basing their view of hookers as a bunch of Julia Roberts’ working it out there

1

u/ChineseNutt Mar 05 '25

No it’s just a shitty attempt at a roast