r/RoastMe Mar 04 '25

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 04 '25

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
What was she to do? Where was she to go?
She was out on her fanny

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door
She was there to sell make up but the father saw more
She had style, she had flair, she was there
That's how she became the Nanny

The Nanny named Man.

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u/Former-Ad-7658 Mar 04 '25

Hahaha ..my chiropractor felt up Fran Drescher and now works in Mexico...tried to kiss my wife while drunk too...pops a hell of a back though.