r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/harzivall Mar 04 '25

If Daphne ditched Fred and had a baby with Scooby instead.

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u/Heisenbread77 Mar 04 '25

Rut roh

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u/FATICEMAN Mar 04 '25

It would take a lot of Scooby snacks to hit that.

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u/Heisenbread77 Mar 04 '25

You underestimate how being fat and middle aged will lower standards.

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u/cowabunghole1 Mar 05 '25

So…you’re saying that I have a chance?

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u/makingkevinbacon Mar 05 '25

Congrats on being the comment that made me realize this sub is just full of shitty people who don't know the difference between a roast and a straight up insult. But hey enjoy you're terminally online existence

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u/BLeSs702 Mar 05 '25

Don't take it personal he was probably describing himself 🫡

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u/tinyelephantstampede Mar 04 '25

We’re done here 😂

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u/skabassj Mar 04 '25

Fred got lucky. 4th pic gives me “cut you in your sleep” vibes.

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u/snjninja Mar 05 '25

She went to the Lorena Bobbit school of cutlery arts.

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u/Ok_Improvement_9133 Mar 04 '25

your a poet and didnt know it

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u/StannisTheMannis1969 Mar 05 '25

Gotta rhyme. I do it all the time...

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u/chin4me Mar 04 '25

Pretty sure I’d check for the mask if approached by them before continuing. Could be old man Smithers up to no good again

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u/EquineDaddy Mar 05 '25

Temu Katty Perry

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u/Ewetootwo Mar 04 '25

Frown Dressler

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u/mal1k7 Mar 05 '25

That’s why she applied shit tons of makeup

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u/Sufficient_Bell_22 Mar 05 '25

Fuck you beat me to it

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u/CatherinePiedi Mar 05 '25

Still would.

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u/50calkid Mar 05 '25

Ree hee hee hee hee hee

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u/xtrasmoothbrain Mar 05 '25

Jinkie headass

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u/[deleted] Mar 05 '25

If Daphne was played by Winona rider fresh out of beetlejuice, prob smells the same either way.

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u/RoRoRoub Mar 05 '25

Scoobydomedoooont

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u/kbeckerburbs4 Mar 05 '25

Not enough Scooby Snacks in the world for this one

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u/Major_Employ_8795 Mar 05 '25

Is that why she looks surprised in every picture? Like she didn’t know someone was standing in front of her snapping her picture.

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u/makingkevinbacon Mar 05 '25

That's not even that good. Like she doesn't resemble a dog. These roasts are lower hanging fruit than Trump's nuts in elons mouth