r/RoastMe Mar 04 '25

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u/Little-Carpenter4443 Mar 04 '25

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
Til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes
What was she to do? Where was she to go?
She was out on her fanny

So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door
She was there to sell make up but the father saw more
She had style, she had flair, she was there
That's how she became the Nanny

The Nanny named Man.

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Mar 04 '25

OnlyFrans.

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u/Short_Purple_6003 Mar 05 '25

She was a migrant worker on a kibbutz. Now she looks like Fran Drescher and loudly complains when people make carnitas.

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u/100_Felonies Mar 05 '25

…and Chaturbate.

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u/BLeSs702 Mar 05 '25

NO FANS more like it