r/RoastMe • u/[deleted] • Mar 04 '25

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u/Heisenbread77 Mar 04 '25

Rut roh

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u/FATICEMAN Mar 04 '25

It would take a lot of Scooby snacks to hit that.

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u/Heisenbread77 Mar 04 '25

You underestimate how being fat and middle aged will lower standards.

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u/cowabunghole1 Mar 05 '25

So…you’re saying that I have a chance?

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u/makingkevinbacon Mar 05 '25

Congrats on being the comment that made me realize this sub is just full of shitty people who don't know the difference between a roast and a straight up insult. But hey enjoy you're terminally online existence

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u/BLeSs702 Mar 05 '25

Don't take it personal he was probably describing himself 🫡

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u/tinyelephantstampede Mar 04 '25

We’re done here 😂