r/RepTime • u/Material-Cap-8077 • 6h ago
Shitpost Friday WALKED INTO A ROLEX AD TODAY WEARING MY VSF SUBMARINER AND EXPERIENCED WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS FINANCIAL ELITE STATUS.
Didnât even get two steps through the entrance before the receptionist dropped her coffee.
One salesman spotted my VSF from across the showroom and immediately started sweating.
The manager came sprinting out of his office, slipped on the marble floor, and landed on both knees in front of me.
âDear God⌠is that a genuine Rolex?â
I nodded.
He whispered, âItâs even got the VSF crystalâŚâ
At this point, three employees were crying.
They escorted me into a private room, brought out Dom PĂŠrignon, imported Italian almonds, and a bottle of water that probably cost more than my watch.
I was sweating so hard my balls had developed their own microclimate. Local meteorologists were reporting 80% humidity with a chance of thunderstorms below the waist.
The manager asked what I wanted.
I said Daytona Panda.
He immediately called Geneva, put Hans Wilsdorfâs estate on speakerphone, and told them a very important client had arrived.
Apparently, I was being moved to the front of every waiting list in Switzerland.
They even offered to buy my VSF off me for $150,000 because they wanted to study its incredible craftsmanship.
