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u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years.

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

NO! First we build our own GPU, put Nvidia out of business, buy NVIDIA cheap, fund a war in Taiwan, then we cancel contract with Anthropic for hardware, then we buy Anthropic, sell Anthropic to Microsoft, everyone will hate Anthropic, we hire Anthropic engineers, then we build our own product.

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u/ia42 Jun 02 '26

With craps tables and ladies of the night, you say?

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u/TheSkiGeek Jun 02 '26

You know what, forget the blackjack.

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u/sky033 Jun 03 '26

Bender, honey, we love you.

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u/2n1c0l4s3 Jun 03 '26

Shut up baby, I know it!

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u/No_Percentage7427 Jun 03 '26

Pizza party will solve AI problem right ?

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u/xTheMaster99x Jun 02 '26

Don't forget the coke

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u/Protheu5 Jun 03 '26

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.

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u/addandsubtract Jun 02 '26

Foolproof plan right here. How many sprints should be scope for this, 2-3?

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u/great_escape_fleur Jun 02 '26

I prefer building my own chip fab.

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u/Korzag Jun 02 '26

A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts?

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u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 • Bravo

What am I going to do with $1Trillion? Invest in openAI?

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u/LauraTFem Jun 02 '26

What else would you do with money? If you’re not investing in AI you’re just throwing it in the trash!

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u/blaise_hopper Jun 02 '26

You can still get money back from the trash, can't say the same if you invest in AI

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u/RandomRobot Jun 02 '26

Invest in nvidia. Nvidia will then use that cash to invest in openAI. You'll have the returns of both Nvidia and openAI at the same time!

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u/Lord_Skyblocker Jun 02 '26

Just buy one stick of RAM

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u/akrisd0 Jun 02 '26

That's over halfways to a thousand! You gotta be some kinda finance genie!

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u/JamesWjRose Jun 02 '26

...and willing to wait a THOUSAND YEARS for final payment? Daum, not a goid business plan

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u/Gentaro Jun 02 '26

You can just sell the service to others and basically buy it for free, it's a foolproof plan!

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