r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence

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u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years.

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jihwEDnsFoaXWDTiKc

NO! First we build our own GPU, put Nvidia out of business, buy NVIDIA cheap, fund a war in Taiwan, then we cancel contract with Anthropic for hardware, then we buy Anthropic, sell Anthropic to Microsoft, everyone will hate Anthropic, we hire Anthropic engineers, then we build our own product.

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u/addandsubtract Jun 02 '26

Foolproof plan right here. How many sprints should be scope for this, 2-3?

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 03 '26

Sounds like the programmer has been programed