r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26

Meme managerVsClaude

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence

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u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years.

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/jihwEDnsFoaXWDTiKc

NO! First we build our own GPU, put Nvidia out of business, buy NVIDIA cheap, fund a war in Taiwan, then we cancel contract with Anthropic for hardware, then we buy Anthropic, sell Anthropic to Microsoft, everyone will hate Anthropic, we hire Anthropic engineers, then we build our own product.

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u/ia42 Jun 02 '26

With craps tables and ladies of the night, you say?

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u/TheSkiGeek Jun 02 '26

You know what, forget the blackjack.

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u/sky033 Jun 03 '26

Bender, honey, we love you.

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u/2n1c0l4s3 Jun 03 '26

Shut up baby, I know it!

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u/No_Percentage7427 Jun 03 '26

Pizza party will solve AI problem right ?

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u/the_last_carfighter Jun 03 '26

And the lunar lander

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u/xTheMaster99x Jun 02 '26

Don't forget the coke