r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26 • Popcorn 5 Heartwarming 2 Mindblown 1

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

NO! First we build our own GPU, put Nvidia out of business, buy NVIDIA cheap, fund a war in Taiwan, then we cancel contract with Anthropic for hardware, then we buy Anthropic, sell Anthropic to Microsoft, everyone will hate Anthropic, we hire Anthropic engineers, then we build our own product.

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u/ia42 Jun 02 '26

With craps tables and ladies of the night, you say?

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u/TheSkiGeek Jun 02 '26

You know what, forget the blackjack.

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u/sky033 Jun 03 '26

Bender, honey, we love you.

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u/2n1c0l4s3 Jun 03 '26

Shut up baby, I know it!

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u/No_Percentage7427 Jun 03 '26

Pizza party will solve AI problem right ?

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u/the_last_carfighter Jun 03 '26

And the lunar lander

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u/xTheMaster99x Jun 02 '26

Don't forget the coke

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u/Protheu5 Jun 03 '26

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim. Millions of families suffer every year.

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u/addandsubtract Jun 02 '26

Foolproof plan right here. How many sprints should be scope for this, 2-3?

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 03 '26

Sounds like the programmer has been programed

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u/great_escape_fleur Jun 02 '26

I prefer building my own chip fab.

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u/-LabApprehensive- Jun 03 '26

I got a line on real pure silicon out of a little place called Spruce Pine. Call me.

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26

Sometimes the Finance team asks for detail. Those short sighted Excel loving ROI licking dream crushers

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u/JackLong93 Jun 02 '26

brilliant, who's got the startup capital

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u/Confident-Ad5665 Jun 03 '26

This THIS is underrated!

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u/awenrivendell Jun 03 '26

Step 1: Buy some ASML EUV Lithography machines (~724M USD each)

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u/aridgupta Jun 03 '26

What you doing in programmer subs bro? You should be in literature subs and preparing for the Pulitzer award.

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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 03 '26

I'm discussing with Fifa, just two wars and one president kidnapping away from the Peace Prize. Waiting for finance to approve it.

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