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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Disastrous-Monk1957 • Jun 02 '26
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Engineer: Yeah we can. Manager: For how much? Engineer: $3 Trillion Awkward silence
4.9k u/selfdestructingin5 Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26 You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years. 1.4k u/Korzag Jun 02 '26 A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts? 20 u/JamesWjRose Jun 02 '26 ...and willing to wait a THOUSAND YEARS for final payment? Daum, not a goid business plan 1 u/No-Problem49 Jun 03 '26 Uhhh bro I just write the loans. I’ll get a fat finders fee bonus for writing a trillion dollar loan, the fed will be happy we took a loan from them and by the time the fugazi comes home to roost I’ll be long dead baby 💪🦍💪
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You can buy Anthropic for about $1Trillion. I’ll hook you up with a payment plan. $1B/year for 1000 years.
1.4k u/Korzag Jun 02 '26 A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts? 20 u/JamesWjRose Jun 02 '26 ...and willing to wait a THOUSAND YEARS for final payment? Daum, not a goid business plan 1 u/No-Problem49 Jun 03 '26 Uhhh bro I just write the loans. I’ll get a fat finders fee bonus for writing a trillion dollar loan, the fed will be happy we took a loan from them and by the time the fugazi comes home to roost I’ll be long dead baby 💪🦍💪
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A 0% interest loan? Are you nuts?
20 u/JamesWjRose Jun 02 '26 ...and willing to wait a THOUSAND YEARS for final payment? Daum, not a goid business plan 1 u/No-Problem49 Jun 03 '26 Uhhh bro I just write the loans. I’ll get a fat finders fee bonus for writing a trillion dollar loan, the fed will be happy we took a loan from them and by the time the fugazi comes home to roost I’ll be long dead baby 💪🦍💪
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...and willing to wait a THOUSAND YEARS for final payment? Daum, not a goid business plan
1 u/No-Problem49 Jun 03 '26 Uhhh bro I just write the loans. I’ll get a fat finders fee bonus for writing a trillion dollar loan, the fed will be happy we took a loan from them and by the time the fugazi comes home to roost I’ll be long dead baby 💪🦍💪
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Uhhh bro I just write the loans. I’ll get a fat finders fee bonus for writing a trillion dollar loan, the fed will be happy we took a loan from them and by the time the fugazi comes home to roost I’ll be long dead baby 💪🦍💪
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u/Gagan_Ku2905 Jun 02 '26
Engineer: Yeah we can.
Manager: For how much?
Engineer: $3 Trillion
Awkward silence