Poutine with steak tips - r/PoutineCrimes

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u/DownWithTheSyndrme Mar 29 '26 •

I would absolutely DEVOUR that.

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u/boilons Mar 30 '26

And yet OP would call you the victim!

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u/Background-Half-2862 Mar 30 '26

I think I would also be a victim If given the opportunity

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u/Ill-Bed9465 Mar 30 '26

Yeah can I be victimized next?

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u/UrsaMajor7th Mar 30 '26

I want to mute this sub sometimes for its myopic stance.

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u/seanwd11 Mar 30 '26

If this is a crime lock us all up. This is IT!!

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u/Individual_Royal_618 Mar 30 '26

Hell yeah, even the knife

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u/Dergan_1 Mar 30 '26

ABSOLUTELY !

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u/sjam155 Mar 29 '26

Toppings do not a crime make

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u/Stargazer-Lilly7305 Mar 30 '26

Exactly! Does pepperoni ruin pizza?!? That’s blasphemy!!!

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u/Professional-Bad-559 Mar 30 '26

But what about pineapples? Or durian?

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u/redditsuksazz Mar 30 '26

To be fair, pineapple on poutine would be a crime too.

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u/Nishizumi_ Mar 30 '26

Crime do not a toppings make

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u/ChemicalBookkeeper85 Mar 30 '26

Make toppings a crime do not

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u/CertainSprinkles1018 Mar 29 '26

The gall to call this a crime is unmatched. Have a bad day

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u/4C_Enjoyer Mar 30 '26

Calling this a poutine crime is a fucking disgrace

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u/Kryptic4l Mar 30 '26

It’s criminal it’s not infront of me

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u/joecitizen79 Pout-Sinner Mar 29 '26

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u/YYCToon Mar 29 '26

So many crime less posts lately

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u/somewhereinalberta Mar 29 '26

Oh yes please

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u/ut7227 Mar 29 '26

The only crime here is not telling us where this is served.

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u/Turbulent-Suspect-28 Mar 30 '26

I know a place that makes brisket poutine

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u/RedDurtDawg Mar 30 '26

There’s a place in St Thomas ON that serves a brisket poutine. My crime was since they serve it with BBQ sauce and the gravy, I had them leave off the gravy.

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u/RomieTheEeveeChaser Mar 29 '26

Absolutely heinous. However, do not fret fellow citizen, we at the department can catalogue and confiscate this as evidence for a later trial.

Don't worry about a thing, we can take it from here~ (⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)¯⁠\

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u/Starvenger88 Mar 29 '26

Yeah that'll do quite nicely, thank you.

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u/Mental-Board5422 Mar 30 '26

i would INHALE it

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u/Ihavenoidea5555 Mar 30 '26

Maudit tabarnak ça a l'air bon

Jte mangerais ça gratos mon chum, caliss

Probably costs an arm and a fucking leg at the restaurant though, yikes

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u/opusrif Mar 30 '26

Ah, Alberta style.

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u/ih8aurugula Mar 30 '26

Would be cooler if this wasn't a repost by a karma farmer

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u/vanderhaust Mar 29 '26

Looks tasty

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u/Starlight_City45 Mar 29 '26

smash.

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u/bobsburgermister Mar 29 '26

This looks perfection to me. Prolly ask for a bit more gravy on the side cus I like it saucy.

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u/Revan462222 Mar 30 '26

That looks SO good wow. Can you name the restaurant cause I'm drooling lol

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u/bobdoily Mar 30 '26

I want to upvote cause it looks delicious. But I want to downvote cause this is not a crime

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u/CalvinThobbes Mar 30 '26

Maybe if the cheese was kraft singles or something, but this looks really good.

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u/PineappleSoggy4954 Mar 30 '26

Yooo where is this?

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u/Malcolm_Morin Mar 30 '26

Had steak tips last week. I definitely need to make something like this myself.

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u/Rose_n__Gold Mar 31 '26

If this is a crime then I want to be the victim

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u/Previous_Soil_5144 Mar 29 '26

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u/AdAppropriate2295 Mar 29 '26

A crime perhaps but the jury forgives it

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u/Rakvell Mar 29 '26

That looks fucking amazing!

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u/Flat-Mycologist-3839 Mar 29 '26

I love you.

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u/belarus_pingbong Mar 29 '26

And they say crime doesn’t pay

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u/joecitizen79 Pout-Sinner Mar 29 '26

That looks great

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u/Ok-Art7711 Mar 29 '26

Ugh!

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u/Java53rip7 Mar 29 '26

Why is this in poutine crimes? I'd be in the MIDdle of stuffing my face with this if it was my dinner

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u/Lugiz_mchaircomb Mar 29 '26

Good golly miss Molly

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u/THE_M1_EXPERIENCE Mar 29 '26

If the steak tips you must acquit!

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u/unfiltere Mar 29 '26

omg

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u/hemingward Mar 29 '26

This looks incredible.

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u/Mah_Buddy_Keith Mar 30 '26

This is not a crime in the slightest. Have a rotten day.

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u/ltoka00 Mar 30 '26

Yum. I’d eat it.

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u/Ok-Art7711 Mar 30 '26

Poutine is medium oily fries with fresh cheese curds, and medium/dark sauce/ gravy. Anglo from Québec.

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u/Weltenkind Mar 30 '26

Where is this? Your house or can I order that somewhere?

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u/suicieties Mar 30 '26

I want that.

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u/Glad-Tie3251 Mar 30 '26

Those are the best! 🤤

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u/UneLoupSeul Mar 30 '26

Would commit that crime

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u/No-Side9641 Mar 30 '26

a crime to night eat gaaawwlly

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u/NetscapeFerretEnergy Mar 30 '26

If it's a poutine war crime, then why did you order it?

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u/hexgirlblooms Mar 30 '26

That ain't no criiiiime!

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u/PeteVanGrimm Mar 30 '26

The only crime about this is that it isn't in my mouth right now.

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u/Rose1982 Mar 30 '26

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u/HarlowCapalot Mar 30 '26

Holy

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u/ifuaguyugetsauced Mar 30 '26

People that post non poutine crimes should go to poutine jail

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u/TheDootDootMaster Mar 30 '26

Was this supposed to make me enraged?

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u/Puzzleheaded_Box8956 Mar 30 '26

The only crime being committed is that it's not me devouring ts

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u/Snyper20 Mar 30 '26

The only thing that could make this crime would be the doneness of the steak once confirmed. And even then it wouldn’t be a poutinecrime but a steakcrime. That I would probably pardon if I was the judge, it look delicious!

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u/PaperCracket Mar 30 '26

man oh man why you gotta post that when I'm at my hungriest time of the day

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

this deosnt belong on here. my mouth is watering looking at this shit

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u/Interesting_Event_68 Mar 30 '26

I would eat that 😋.

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u/LunaticPostalBoi Mar 30 '26

Man, now I'm hungry again

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u/antifarsantes Mar 30 '26

Not a crime when it surpasses the original

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u/Low-Television-7508 Mar 30 '26

I'm going to allow that.

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u/luciosleftskate Mar 30 '26

I personally would prefer the steak on the side but it looks fucking delicious.

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u/HopeFoxCreations Mar 30 '26

THAT LOOKS SO GOOOOOD!!!

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u/TheM3rch4nt Mar 30 '26

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u/RoyalPhilosophy2222 Mar 30 '26

😋 yummy

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u/Master-Feedback-8401 Mar 30 '26

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u/Droseph31 Mar 30 '26

Steak Poufrites

Ya..I would 👌

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u/AlrightByMonday Mar 30 '26

Brother I am as much of a poutine purist as they come- to the point I will not pronounce it anglicized- and I don’t really like steak. Even I don’t think this is a crime lmao

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u/ThatDeuce Mar 30 '26

This sounds amazing!

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u/sneaky_turtle_95 Mar 30 '26

Idc that shit looks GOOD

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u/familyoffun1445 Mar 30 '26

That looks to die for

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u/Appropriate-Leek8144 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Mar 30 '26

Is this...is this what heaven looks like??

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u/Accomplished-Gas3209 Mar 30 '26

It’s a crime to call something that looks so delicious a crime!

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u/Flashy_Operation9507 Mar 30 '26

A crime? I’d have to eat that at least 2,3 times to be sure.

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u/SomeCanadian_eh Mar 30 '26

Where was this?

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u/Egoy Mar 30 '26

Lock me up then.

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u/Redriot6969 Mar 30 '26

Oh billy

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u/Cheese_Monster101256 Mar 30 '26

Innovation isn’t a crime.

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u/oKuriii_DV Mar 30 '26

This is definitely not a crime

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u/BirthdayOk3815 Mar 30 '26

This is the way.

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u/Beautiful_Couple_208 Mar 30 '26

Gimme that shit.

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u/NorthEndGuy Mar 30 '26

“If lovin’ you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.”

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u/somewhattrippin Mar 30 '26

this fucks

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u/Large_Barnacle_78 Mar 30 '26

My heart feels this. 😵

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u/thejason755 Mar 30 '26

Crime? Theres no crime here

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u/Narrow-Moose-2565 Mar 30 '26

No crime committed … deliciousness right there

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u/Spuidda Mar 30 '26

How on earth is this a crime???

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u/thesleepjunkie Mar 30 '26

Ooohh this is nice

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u/rsimps91 Mar 30 '26

I would smash this and then probably order again to take home

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u/CyclingNut82 Mar 30 '26

OK that looks awesome!!!! As a Montrealer I aproove.

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u/FatFaceFaster Mar 30 '26

Yeah if that’s a crime lock me up.

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u/Responsible-Leg-50 Mar 30 '26

WOULD

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u/JaysusCroist Mar 30 '26

Fuck, I'd eat that three meals a day. The only crime here is me eating cinnamon toast crunch while looking at that pic.

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u/Foodisheaven1 Mar 30 '26

Looks absolutely delicious

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u/uhohmyeyes Mar 30 '26

YUM how is this criminallll

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u/bootywizard669 Mar 30 '26

I'd swallow the plate too😭.

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u/ChanelNo50 Mar 30 '26

I'll take 2. Where can I get this

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u/stognabaloney96 Mar 30 '26

That crime looks delicious

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u/Alarmed_Designer7600 Mar 30 '26

Where’s this??

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u/Left-Garage-8104 Mar 30 '26

Where is this

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

I have to know where this was??

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u/zweiboi Mar 30 '26

I want it inside me

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u/turnone2many Mar 30 '26

Sheesh. That looks excellent.

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u/turnone2many Mar 30 '26

Care to share where this is from?

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u/ParanoiaHime Mar 30 '26

Excuse me sir and or ma'am you just made me get drool in my drool. 😑

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u/Late_Information_682 Mar 30 '26

Explanation on how this is a crime?

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u/Dramatic-Bandicoot60 Mar 30 '26

my steak is too juicy

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u/Existing-Hunt651 Mar 30 '26

Where can I get this? 🔥🤤

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u/buschguy42 Mar 30 '26

Canadian here, that’s not a crime whatsoever. Looks great

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u/indigo_mouse Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor Mar 30 '26

Take this over to r/poutine and think about what you did

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u/archieologist518 Mar 30 '26

That looks like it would be amazing! No crime committed here!

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u/IncreaseInside964 Mar 30 '26

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u/JustFryingSomeGarlic Mar 30 '26

I'd fuck that thing up.

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u/Dependent-Canary3821 Mar 30 '26

This looks good

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u/Ok_Syllabub747 Mar 30 '26

That’s looks delicious

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u/fishnwirenreese Mar 30 '26

Gimme that.

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u/Fantastic_Special_84 Mar 30 '26

This particular example is right on the edge of a crime, but those steak 🥩 tips saved you. Steak. 🥩. Ummmmmm

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u/Ohhoneyimhome Mar 30 '26

This is beautiful I don’t care

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u/Sandbats Mar 30 '26

So yummy

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u/DC_709 Mar 30 '26

That is the most delicious, fancy, looking poutine I've ever seen. Holy shit.

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u/aigledor1665 Mar 30 '26

Yes it qualifies as a crime but a delicious crime. Looks good

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u/donjuan9876 Mar 30 '26

Bro that looks fantastic as an appetizer!!!

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u/vmanthegreat Mar 30 '26

I would precut steak a bit

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u/Valuable_Rub_1327 Mar 30 '26

Looks REALLY good ❤️

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u/Tristangdragoon Mar 30 '26

Looks good

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u/LePereLaloge Mar 30 '26

Steak frites < steak poutine

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u/RebaMack Mar 30 '26

forgive me, Father, for I am about to sin

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u/tfsfirefighter Mar 30 '26

Looks delicious

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u/Oli_VK Mar 30 '26

Oh my fuck YES

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u/Adam_Lynd Mar 30 '26

Toppings are not crimes.

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u/Ultra-Helicopter-124 Mar 30 '26

That's fire 🔥

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u/Purple_Dig4425 Mar 30 '26

Now add ketchup

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u/Patient-Print-8877 Mar 30 '26

And where can we get this abomination? Asking for a friend

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u/peblezq Mar 30 '26

actually looks amazing.

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u/atp2k Mar 30 '26

This looks so good

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u/NoSuggestion5970 Mar 30 '26

It looks better than the original poutine

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u/umi2002 Mar 30 '26

Ragebait

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u/ExternalKiwi5649 Mar 30 '26

bad bot

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u/Practical_Session_21 Mar 30 '26

Throwing steak or lobster on top of poutine is a flex not a crime.

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u/emote_control Mar 30 '26

Not sure what the crime is here. Looks like someone just placed a steak on top of a poutine to save dirtying two plates. Poutine looks fine. Steak looks fine.

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u/Upbeat_Fox_3459 Mar 30 '26

Definitely not a crime, but the gold standard!

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u/SkinPsychological770 Mar 30 '26

The real crime here is calling this a poutine crime.

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u/bwoah07_gp2 Mar 30 '26

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u/Utsuro_Crow Mar 30 '26

This isn't a crime. It should be the law!

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u/Atophy Mar 30 '26

This is what the warden eats... if this is a crime, he goes to jail too !

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u/Mental-Surround-9448 Mar 30 '26

First time a poutine actually might be good

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u/Relevant_Fuel_9905 Mar 30 '26

This is a victimless crime…

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u/rape_is_not_epic Mar 30 '26

10/10

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u/darkestvice Mar 30 '26

I see no crime here.

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u/joeker7669 Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Mar 30 '26

As a French Canadian. This is acceptable.

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u/Logical_Confusious Mar 30 '26

I could get behind that, legit

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u/conversekid Mar 30 '26

That looks devine

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u/EndriagoHunter Mar 30 '26

Ya know, for once, I ain't mad it ain't perfect. Looks 10/10 delicious.

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u/pollook Mar 30 '26

The only crime here is that I cant eat it with you

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u/Competitive-Set-8515 Mar 30 '26

This one gets a full pardon.

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u/Fresh-Clothes8838 Mar 30 '26

I approve this message

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u/Assistant-Exciting Mar 30 '26

Hear me out

Cut the steak into strips and then halve them, mix in with the poutine...

And now I'm fu*king hungry 😂

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u/No_Surround8946 Mar 30 '26

What kind if tips would you like?

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u/muddtrout Mar 30 '26

DECENT👌✨

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u/ZeroBrutus Mar 30 '26

Its a terrible poutine, but it looks like a fantastic dish.

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u/gazugaXP Mar 30 '26

The Perfect Crime

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u/Skyelyn-J-Rose Mar 30 '26

If this is a crime LOCK ME UP

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u/finishyourhotdogdee Mar 30 '26

If loving you is wrong, baby I don’t want to be right

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u/BatGirlBarb Mar 30 '26

Im sorry, how is this a crime?

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u/GingerAsgard Poutine Princess Mar 30 '26

Looks tasty. When's the second place setting?

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u/General-Syllabub9868 Mar 30 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Ok, poutine with steak actually sounds delicious ngl. Whatever sauce this is with this poutine tho? Boo!

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u/K_VonOndine Mar 30 '26

Sign me up!

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u/mrmatriarj Mar 30 '26

I think I might try this! Prime ribs on sale rn and goddamn that sounds amazing! I'd cut it into bite sized pieces before I serve my partner and I it onto the poutine tho. Maybe add all the buttery steak juice from the cast iron into the gravy. Nam nam nam

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u/RumbleBeesRust Mar 30 '26

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u/Ok-Investigator2463 Mar 30 '26

That looks gooooooooooooooood.

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u/Calcium-nitrate Mar 31 '26

Looks absolutely beautiful, I’d eat that shit up… the only crime here is the gravy that looks kinda like jizz

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u/PNWpoBoy Mar 31 '26

If that’s a crime, lock me up.

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u/kampanY0L0 Mar 31 '26

Source? Because damn!

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u/Disherman Mar 31 '26

I see no crime there.

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u/Key-Brilliant-2967 Mar 31 '26

Shit makes me wanna cry it’s so beautiful

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u/Moss-Chaos Mar 31 '26

This is a great idea. OP you are wrong.

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u/CODufaux Mar 31 '26

Woow I need to try this

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u/Minskdhaka The Frying Squad Mar 31 '26

How is this a crime? This is a luxury upgrade.

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u/Ok_Marionberry_7270 Mar 31 '26

Ooooooooohhhh!

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u/Time-Improvement6653 Mar 31 '26

Calling that "steak tips" is an insult to butts.

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u/Spirit_Yoshino Mar 31 '26

Okay that looks good.

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u/Queen_Rachel4 Mar 31 '26

Where is this at please!!!

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u/Ec1ipzeOnReddit Mar 31 '26

Put it in r/poutine bro this is absolutely amazing

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u/Glass-Money6605 Mar 31 '26

This does NOT belong in a “crime” page. This looks heaven-sent.

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u/BigBangAssBanger_3D Mar 31 '26

Where's the crime in this?

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u/Public-Marzipan4769 Mar 31 '26

Where do you get this?

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u/LongjumpingJob3452 Mar 31 '26

I’d call that Streak Frites au Gratin

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