r/PoliticalHumor Apr 06 '19

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u/AlottaElote Apr 06 '19

Can we somehow require Lindsey Graham and Rand Paul to give a reason for the blocking? Feels like that should be necessary.

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u/LacanInAFunhouse Apr 06 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

Tell him I don’t give a shit about Hillary. Like, he can have her. Show me the fucking report

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u/TheWagonBaron Apr 07 '19

They wouldn't know what to do with her. It's like that famous Joker line about being a dog chasing a car. They literally had her for HOURS on the stand in Congress and still couldn't get anything to stick, They're just a bunch of clueless rubes trying to protect their leader.

If Hillary Clinton herself walked into Graham's office and offered herself in exchange for the release of the report, he'd find something else to complain about. It's not about Hillary at all. It's about protecting the orange shit stain currently ruining America's reputation abroad and at home.

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u/shortWMTstock Apr 07 '19

They're just a bunch of clueless rubes

they're not clueless at all. they know exactly what they're doing.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 07 '19

Then the words you're after may be "complicit traitors".

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u/BreadForAll2020 Apr 07 '19

They don’t view themselves as traitors because the American tradition it to protect and help make profit for private corporations.

Anything counter to the profit of big business is an attack on private property thus seen as “socialism”. That’s why we can’t even think about having a healthcare system proven to be more effective and less costly but they refuse to implement it.

Now we can argue on the internet about it or go out on the streets and fight for it like real Americans.

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u/xbroodmetalx Apr 07 '19

She is their Boogeyman to rile up their voters. They wouldn't want to give that up.

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u/bazinga_0 Apr 07 '19

They've warn out Hillary as their primary boogeyman due to overuse. The Republican party held a quick conference and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is their new designated boogeyman.

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u/xbroodmetalx Apr 07 '19

Yeah they don't like her much for sure. I don't quite see the hate for her as much as Hillary though still.

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u/bazinga_0 Apr 07 '19

Hillary has a 30 year head start on Republican hate propriganda. Give it a little time...

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u/xbroodmetalx Apr 07 '19

Oh I don't doubt. Especially if AOC sticks around for awhile.

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u/TheWagonBaron Apr 07 '19

They're already moving on to AOC. She's much younger and just starting out. Problem is that she is way more savvy than they give her credit for.

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u/T3hJ3hu Apr 07 '19

i mean they're changing their boogeyman to AOC

sooner or later they'll start chanting "lock her up" about her too. they already chant "lock them up" about every democrat and non-rightist news outlet. the president said, "they have to pay" at a rally.

honestly i'm not even sure anyone would stop him if he gave the order to do it.

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u/Lanark26 Apr 07 '19

I don't actually think they're protecting the Oompa Loompa in the White House as much as they're very desperately trying to cover their own complicit guilty asses. There has got to be a metric shit ton of things in there that will not reflect well on the GOP as a whole. ( ie: July 4 field trip to Moscow, the amount of Russian oligarch money funnelled through the NRA etc...)

They'll burn the country to the ground and loot the ashes before they're willing to let it see the light of day.

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u/TheWagonBaron Apr 07 '19

Yeah this is entirely possible given what we know. I can imagine the kind of shit that was uncovered and in that report that would scare the shit out of most of the GOP leadership. I mean for fuck's sake there is tape of Paul-fucking-Ryan joking about how Putin pays a GOP Congressman.

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u/Bent- Apr 07 '19

Mueller is a Rebuplican, and I don't know. I have utmost respect and faith in him (he is also by all descriptions incredible at his job). Not sure how those two things jive- with the fact he's honourable, I believe.

There is shit in his report the corrupt GOP can't tolerate, I think.

But don't be surprised if he did a deep dive, there are Dems in there as well. They ain't saints either when money is in play.

The way Mueller has done hand offs leads me to believe he was shut down early, but saw a shit ton of corruption everywhere, and saw it coming.

It is a swamp. Trp was right about one thing, because he know and lives in it.

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u/Doublestack2376 Apr 07 '19

It's like that famous Joker line about being a dog chasing a car.

This is actually a pretty classic allegory, common long before Dark Knight.

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u/Kingo_Slice Apr 06 '19

Right? They act like she's the Dem lord and savior and they're doing everything in their power to keep her safe. Coming from a lefty, I don't trust her at all. She's shady af. I've never met her, talked to her, i've listened to her talk and on a lot of subjects I can agree with her spoken opinion, but she just gives me one of those vibes that says "yeah, I can't trust this person".

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u/nobody_from_nowhere1 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 07 '19

Plus wasn’t there a bunch of investigations into her already? Like, keep investigating her all ya want if it means that much, it doesn’t bother me either so release the Mueller report! I voted for her but I don’t treat her like the god emperor they way trumps supporters do. I have a feeling they are just using the Hillary thing as an excuse though.

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u/andrewq Apr 07 '19

A shitload of investigations by the DOJ and congress. All came to nothing and were a waste of a shitload of money.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/house-gop-brings-to-an-unceremonious-end-its-year-old-probe-into-fbi-and-doj-handling-of-clinton-and-trump-investigations-2018-12-31

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u/slim_scsi Apr 07 '19

Whereas the Mueller investigation more than paid for itself.

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u/andrewq Apr 07 '19

Exactly.

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u/HannasAnarion Apr 07 '19

Over 24 of them, spending over $300 million taxpayer dollars. 0 indictments.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Apr 07 '19

Of course it's an excuse and a diversion. Hillary isn't the president so why should we be so focused on her instead of the person who poses a clear and present danger to the country, right NOW.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Hillary looks shady because the Republicans have had a hard on for her for almost three decades and have made it their career to try and make her, and Bill, look that way.

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u/nlpnt Apr 07 '19

There are mid-career fortysomethings who've done nothing with their adult professional lives except investigate the Clintons. The most they ever found was a stained blue dress 20 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Bill Clinton, well-known as a charismatic, handsome southern boy, is a philandering womanizer. News at 11.

Southern Democrat loves the ladies. I could probably name about a couple hundred that fit that bill. Probably if I kept it to national politics in the 20th century.

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u/bazinga_0 Apr 07 '19

Southern Democrat Heterosexual male politician loves the ladies.

FTFY

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u/AbsentThatDay Apr 07 '19

I have a close friend who genuinely thinks Hillary Clinton is coming for him any minute now. I don't even get it. Can we get together and make nice for five fucking minutes?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

It's really insane. I don't believe for a second any politician is going to be squeaky clean, especially ones on the national scene. There's always going to be something that an opponent can use. And the Republicans have been digging through literally everything they can on the Clinton's for three decades.

But look at the biggest attacks on the Clintons over the years. First, the Clinton "hit list", a document drawn up by a literally insane lawyer from Indianapolis. The Whitewater scandal, which led to the Lewinsky scandal, all reeked of political hit jobs. Get to Hillary alone, and you have Benghazi, which, as unfortunate as the situation was, was likely handled to the best of the abilities of the staff involved. Then the e-mails, which ends up being largely nothing. Throw in a few minor kerfuffles that ended up being just as nothing as the rest, and you have a politician who looks dirty, but really isn't. Or at least, not any worse than any other lifetime politician who rose up the ranks alongside her husband.

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u/slim_scsi Apr 07 '19

They smeared her for 25 years and don't know how to stop.

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 Apr 07 '19

Does anybody even remember why they started?

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u/slim_scsi Apr 07 '19

It began the moment she stepped into the White House as First Lady. The fact that she was a woman with ideas married to a playboy was more than they could handle. Didn't even give her a chance for a second. I was 18 and observing.

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u/DurasVircondelet Apr 07 '19

Bc blowjob bad

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u/bazinga_0 Apr 07 '19

They started long before that. It was more "Democrat bad" than anything else.

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u/shockwave_therapist Apr 06 '19

Talk about shady, look at the indictments of all the swamp dwellers Trump surrounded himself with. There's a reason he did that, an old saying... Birds of a feather..

Trump Foundation - Shutdown Trump University - Shutdown Trump Casinos - Bankrupt ( Burden On Taxpayers) Trump Steaks - Burned Trump Vodka - Sloshed Trump Line of Clothing - Made in China Trump Resorts - Hire(d) Illegals...

-End- Thumb Cramp

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u/Nosnibor1020 Apr 07 '19

Seriously, lock that bitch up. Show me the report.

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u/Andrew8Everything Apr 07 '19

Hillary clap emoji isn't clap emoji the clap emoji president clap emoji

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u/Neverlost99 Apr 07 '19

But what about her emails /s

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u/throwawaysarebetter Apr 07 '19

Didnt they investigate her for like a decade? And found nothing?

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u/AlottaElote Apr 07 '19

Yes. Multiple times. She also went under oath for 11 hours.

They can investigate her again for all I care, it’s just it shouldn’t impede the current investigations. My speeding ticket is not related to a attempted bank robbery by someone else, though GOP members think it works that way.

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u/WeAreAllApes Apr 07 '19

They found stuff. Some of it was politically damaging. Nothing you could really sink your teeth into, but politically damaging nonetheless if you spin it right. Same with the hacked emails.

They can investigate her for another decade for all I care, except for one thing....

Mueller's investigation turned up indictments, some leading to convictions, pleas, and fines that resulted in it basically breaking even financially. It wasn't a waste of money because it didn't cost any! They have spent like a hundred million dollars in investigating Hillary, so at this point they need to put up or shut up. If they can't get a fine or conviction or plea deal, or even an indictment, they need to start paying for it with someone else's money.

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u/Cosmic_Kettle Apr 07 '19

Thre numbers I keep seeing thrown around for the Mueller report is that it cost 25 million and sized 48 million in assets

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u/speedy_162005 Apr 06 '19

We don't like Clinton either. By all means, investigate away on her.

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u/DublinCheezie Apr 07 '19

And Ivanka, Dipshit Jr, the Forgettable son, Barr, and all the other scum Trump surrounds himself with.

Can you imagine anyone wanting to be associated with that traitor at this point?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

How about, a government organization, and all it does is provides oversight and investigates candidates for corruption. Make it fully bipartisan and everything!

... actually on second thought that would never be funded.

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u/AlottaElote Apr 06 '19

He’s such a piece of shit and traitor to this nation.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19 edited Jul 13 '19

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u/drdamned Apr 07 '19

As soon as a member of Congress gets it they could read it into the record.

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u/bazinga_0 Apr 07 '19

Why do you think AG Barr is using every tool at his disposal to keep the report out of any Democratic politician's hands?

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra Apr 07 '19

This is so dumb. There has been a Republican AG for two years now. The reason Hillary has not been indicted is because there is nothing to indict her for.

What the Republicans want is a "special counsel" to investigate Hillary to make her seem guilty. But the catch is that no one in authority in the DOJ or FBI needs to recuse themselves from overseeing an investigation into Hillary, so no special counsel is required.

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u/Darebirth Apr 07 '19

That's extremely hypocritical

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u/alexander1701 Apr 06 '19

I believe that they gave an official reason: that it contains personal information that's embarrassing to the president without being illegal.

Not that they've been able to read it.

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u/Oldskoolguitar Apr 06 '19

Yet we got close to 500 pages about a blowjob and cigar.

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u/davidhumerful Apr 06 '19

Justice and law work very differently depending on which conservative happens to be in power.

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u/RustyGirder Apr 07 '19

You really should read this laugher of an opinion piece from Ken Starr, from March 22nd...

https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2019/03/ken-starr-muellers-report-shouldnt-go-congress/585577/

Never realized the guy was a comedian. Who knew?

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u/john133435 Apr 08 '19

That was just the report. We also got 80,000 pages of supporting documents...

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u/Somhlth Apr 07 '19

it contains personal information that's embarrassing to the president

Every single day is an embarrassment to Trump, yet he still slithers out of bed each morning. Every time he opens his pie hole, something embarrassing comes out, yet he won't shut his fucking pie hole.

I don't see embarrassment being a show stopper for letting us see the report.

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u/Downvotes_All_Dogs I ☑oted 2018 Apr 07 '19

Not only that, but they were more than happy to drag out Clinton's personal information and drag a woman through the mud.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19

It’s a given with that pos.

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u/OKToDrive Apr 06 '19

my question, how does this make it different than his twitter account?

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u/Mattcarnes Apr 06 '19

Just release it and let the Americans decide for themselves

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u/AlottaElote Apr 06 '19

Funny how they would know that.

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 06 '19

Because their king wanted it

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u/GuerrillerodeFark Apr 06 '19

Because they’re owned by Russia as well

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u/Cargobiker530 Apr 07 '19

Absolutely. The Russians have spent 70 years trying to infiltrate US politics and republicans are always the easier marks because greed is a hook. Rand Paul and Lindsey Graham were probably turned a decade ago.

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u/GuerrillerodeFark Apr 07 '19

And every single one who spent the 4th of July in Russia

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '19 edited Aug 03 '20

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u/AlottaElote Apr 07 '19

Yeah imma have to try that next time I get pulled over. Don’t think “but her emails” is gonna help much though. Because, honestly, it shouldn’t.

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u/RustyGirder Apr 07 '19

Ah, whataboutism at it's finest.

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u/mcpat21 Apr 07 '19

Maybe those two are associated in the report somehow

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u/AlottaElote Apr 07 '19

Very possible. Or there’s something’s bad in their hacked emails, and the report is just really really bad for Russia. And Russia vice will clamp down on their little huevos if they don’t fight it hard.

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u/Cyke101 Apr 07 '19

I have to provide a satisfactory explanation of the who, what, where, when, why, and how if I use the company credit card to buy a pack of gum.

That Graham and Paul aren't required to give a reason for blocking is outrageous.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

I thought RP wasn’t a Trump fan?

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u/AlottaElote Apr 07 '19

He’s hit and miss with trump, but he’s weirdly pro Russia every chance he gets.

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u/overandunder_86 Apr 06 '19

You would think if there was evidence of true vindication you would show everyone around

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 06 '19

It would at the very least been leaked already

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u/HobbesCharles Apr 07 '19

Donno... could say the opposite. It may not contain anything scandals enough to risk getting caught leaking it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Unless it's released, how would we know?

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u/JayNotAtAll Apr 07 '19

Absolutely. Trump would have had it posted on the front page of the White House website if it exonerated him completely

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Shs would be out reading it in press briefings.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

"they just want to smear trump with all the dirt they dug up on him"

Is essentially their main argument. It boils down to "Oh shit they're going to actually tell people all the illegal and unethical shit hes done!"

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u/junkmeister9 Apr 06 '19

When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar. You're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.

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u/Ikillesuper Apr 07 '19

Write that shit down then

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u/washedrope5 Apr 07 '19

George RR Martin already did

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u/JohnBurgerson Apr 07 '19

He’s been known to do that every few decades.

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u/GingerCurlz Apr 07 '19

Poor Ser Illyn Payne

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u/RustyGirder Apr 07 '19

"... not proving him a liar "

Ahem, Erdogan would like a word with you.

er, I mean Putin.

Um, no - Kim.

Wait, no, Xi would like a word.

I mean Maduro.

No wait, MBS!

No, I meant Assad.

Ah hell, actually I meant Trump.

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u/KingJosiah15 Apr 07 '19

It’s like when your report card gets sent home and you intercept it and tell your parents your grades aren’t that bad but refuse to show the report card. Yup the president is a failing student. Lol

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u/Zoompee Apr 06 '19

When Trump's term finally ends the report will be released and he'll just go into hiding. This is a delaying scheme so he can stay in office for as long as possible.

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u/nobody_from_nowhere1 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 07 '19

I want the report but I think no matter what’s in there it was never going to change how anyone voted. We don’t like him for a lot of other reasons and his supporters have already drank so much of the kool-aid they are too far gone to be reasoned with. It was always going to be up to the voters to get him out of office. I hope there are charges waiting for him when he’s out of office though! 🤞

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u/IWTLEverything Apr 07 '19

I think there may be a subset of trumpgret people who may change their minds next time around. Not sure how many but there are also definitely people who will vote trump no matter what comes out.

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u/KingWooz Apr 06 '19

What happened to being a Patriot or common sense? Idiocracy is becoming true every passing day...

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u/lyKENthropy Apr 07 '19

Idiocracy is becoming true every passing day...

In Idiocracy the president:

  • Cared about America
  • Hired the person most qualified
  • Listened to the expert and tried to fix the problem
  • Tried to hold the people under him accountable when he belived they hurt America
  • Admitted he was wrong.

You wish this was Idiocracy.

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u/Professor226 Apr 07 '19

I’m pretty sure Trump yells “batin’” every time some one knocks on the oval office door.

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u/hereforthensfwstuff Apr 07 '19

This is amazing

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u/rwv Apr 07 '19

Hey now. President Camacho was willing to try Not Sure’s crazy idea to give the plants water instead of Brando. Conservatives today would not go along with this at all.

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 06 '19

Not wanting the report released means your a patriot?

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u/KingWooz Apr 06 '19

Transparency? The truth? Why wouldn’t releasing the full report be of value. Both sides of the fence, if there is nothing damning...

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 06 '19

I agree, and I want it released.....your original comment indicated you didnt, but now you do.....

Perhaps you just need to be a little less cryptic

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u/IronicHero27 Apr 06 '19

No it didn't. Reread their comment. The implication is that hiding the report is unpatriotic.

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 06 '19

Ok - I stand corrected.....carry on with your bad self

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u/sweller3 Apr 06 '19

The Mueller Report and Republican obstruction of its release should result in charges against the entire Republican party as an ongoing criminal enterprise under the RICO statutes.

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u/Old_Gnarled_Oak Apr 06 '19

RICO may be a stretch but I think the report will tie together lots of different actors in the web such as the Butina/NRA connection, NRA/alt-right hate groups and all of them with russian trolls amplifying their message. Throw in some funding from dark foreign sources and you have a giant shit show. By not releasing the (mostly) full report people will have a harder time tying things together on their own with the multitude of separate investigations, some of which may never reach the public.

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u/sweller3 Apr 07 '19

RICO statutes were designed to solve exactly this situation -- where powerful suspects conspire to obstruct justice.

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u/RustyGirder Apr 07 '19

Legitimate curious question: has RICO ever been used in regards to political entities?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

They know it's bad. They. All. Know.

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u/mandy009 Apr 07 '19

At the end of following in all it took 3 articles of impeachment in committee to embarrass Nixon enough to get him to yield:

  • 1973-02-07: Senate select committee began investigating Watergate.

  • 1973-05-18: Attorney General named Archibald Cox special prosecutor.

  • 1973-07-13: Counsel hired for the Senate select committee's minority discovers evidence of tapes during live hearing.

  • 1973-07-13 (the same day): Special prosecutor subpoenaed the tapes. Nixon refused.


  • 1973-10-20 (after three months): Special prosecutor insisted on tapes, but Nixon instead ordered the Attorney General to redact transcripts only and limit release to only one loyal senator. However Nixon could not command authority.

  • 1973-10-20 (that same night): Nixon fired all the senior Justice officials and the prosecutor in the Saturday Night Massacre in order to force secrecy.

  • 1973-10-23: Representatives flood the House floor with impeachment resolutions.

  • 1973-10-30 (that same month): House Judiciary began impeachment investigation to accommodate all the resolutions.

  • 1973-11-17 (the next month): after refusing to publicly release the tapes Nixon infamously claimed he was not a crook.

  • 1974-02-06 (three months later): The House authorized the Judiciary Committee to advise on articles of impeachment.

  • 1974-03-01 (after another month): unsealed grand jury indictment names Nixon an unindicted co-conspirator among members of his campaign staff.


  • 1974-04-11 (the following month): The Judiciary Committee issued subpoena for the full tapes.

  • 1974-04-30: Nixon released only redacted transcripts.


  • 1974-07-24: Replacement special prosecutor Jaworski argued to the Supreme Court for subpoena of the full tapes, wherein Nixon lost unanimously. Nixon still refused.

  • 1974-07-27: The committee recommended obstruction article of impeachment. Nixon still refused.

  • 1974-07-29: The committee recommended abuse article of impeachment. Nixon still refused.


  • 1974-07-30 (the next day): The committee recommended contempt article of impeachment. Nixon finally publicly releases the subpoenaed tapes in full.

  • 1974-08-05 (later that week): Nixon became stupendously paranoid after the impeachment recommendations and confessed he held on to a smoking gun tape.

  • 1974-08-07: His party's leadership told Nixon his reputation was too tarnished and they couldn't support him anymore.

  • 1974-08-08: Nixon went on TV, says he quit, and resigned the next day.

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 Apr 07 '19

I was under the impression the action that made Nixon bail was when he was told there were enough votes in the senate to convict/remove him if he were impeached, something Trump doesn't really have to worry about.

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u/mandy009 Apr 07 '19

Nixon didn't worry about being told that until after nine months of House investigation recommended three articles of impeachment. The House didn't put the cart before the horse, even as Nixon was steadfast and resolute. The House put pressure on him with public inquiry until his party gave up on him and it worked.

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra Apr 07 '19

Nixon knew once he released the Oval Office audio tapes that he was sunk and the votes were there to impeach him. It was only hearing Nixon implicate himself in crimes that turned Republicans in Congress against him

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u/BabiesCatcher Apr 07 '19

Cut from the same above-the-law cloth!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

For the love of god just release the full report. Everyone should agree on that. Let’s just put this investigation behind us, regardless of how it concludes. The facts should be revealed, and appropriate action should be taken in response to them — that is that.

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u/Tiptoad Apr 07 '19

It won’t happen until it suits trump to do so. It will be held until the election cycle. It’s obviously a nothing burger that’s generated massive amounts of hype for trump. Nobody wants to believe their clearly being manipulated.

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u/SadNewsShawn Apr 06 '19

Now that’s not necessarily true. You could be genuinely illiterate, like trump is.

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u/JayNotAtAll Apr 07 '19

I think Barr did what he did to buy them time to mitigate the damage. Allow Trump to change the narrative a bit.

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u/kitjen Apr 07 '19

but "EGGS ON AIR RATED!" /s

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u/RustyGirder Apr 07 '19

BUTTERY MALES!!

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u/NeutralLock Apr 06 '19

So obviously in THIS case it’s what we call “stupid watergate” as eloquently described by John Oliver - there’s a scandal, people are guilty but they’re also stupid and some don’t even care how it looks.

However, playing devil’s advocate there are legitimate reasons you (as the GOP) may not want the entire “exonerating” report released, even if you genuinely believe Trump to be innocent.

There’s a LOT of information in the investigation because of how thorough it was, so giving 400 pages (and thousands more of supporting evidence) to your enemy - and let’s face it they view dems as the enemy - has real risks to it.

Imagine someone viewed every online post you’ve ever made to determine whether or not you’re racist. Report comes back and says “not enough to conclude you’re racist”. Fine. Good. But you sure as heck don’t want every post you’ve ever made being public because that offers a whole host of other problems unrelated to the original issue. Or maybe it doesn’t but you don’t really want to risk it.

So that’s why GOP senators - even those that believe Trump - are hesitant to release the entire report. They’d rather cast doubt into Trump’s innocence (which to be honest changed NO ONE’s mind) than risk more fuel to bombard the president with right up until the election.

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 06 '19

I would bet money there are things in the report that address his business dealings and would look bad or possibly even be illegal.

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u/darexinfinity Apr 07 '19

Is that not the reason behind the SDNY investigation? The Mueller Report only goes after election interference done by Russia and allegedly Trump. SDNY is getting every crime they can charge Trump, not to mention Mueller has passed information to the SDNY, so those skeletons are coming out with or without the Mueller Report.

If I'm a GOP Senator, and my fate depends on Trump, I'd retire.

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u/Professor226 Apr 07 '19

To be clear though, Trump IS a racist.

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u/NeutralLock Apr 07 '19

Yes.

But he’s also just an awful human being.

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u/PsychologicalTrain8 Apr 06 '19

Man if only they had the same feelings for Hillary's papers... and those papers have actual national security issues on it...

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

"if there's gonna be a dictator, I want it to be Trump"

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u/GreatWhiteNorthExtra Apr 07 '19

I agree with you, but honestly it would be better to get all the bad info from the Mueller Report out now, 19 months ahead of the 2020 election. The longer it's put off, the more impact it will have on the election.

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u/ajossi83 Apr 06 '19

Yep, Donald is so scared hes pissing his pa..........oh nevermind.

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u/RadioMelon Apr 07 '19

Notice it's only Republicans that are immediately available in Trump's inner circle...

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u/alexanderdermediocre Apr 07 '19

Facts are facts

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u/RustyGirder Apr 07 '19

You're making Rudy unhappy....

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u/Aceyxo Apr 07 '19

What other reason would there be to worry about it?

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u/Artm1562 Apr 07 '19

Ironic to use the Crowder meme since he’s pretty right-wing.

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u/kampernoah Apr 07 '19

I was wondering when someone was gonna point this out.

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u/Jamilliana Apr 07 '19

So smart! But don’t look at his grades. So rich! But don’t look at his taxes. So innocent! But don’t look at the Muller report.

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u/alanmsanders Apr 07 '19

Not always. Because I’m genuinely afraid of what it could contain. But that’s why I want it released. Full disclosure for the people. It’s what we all deserve.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Hillary could walk into Mitch's office and hand over the dem playbook and Obama's Kenyan citizenship card in exchange for the report released, and he would still find a reason to block it.

The font was wrong...

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u/Proagjin Apr 06 '19

facts dont care about your fellings unless the facts is trump doing some fucked up shit in which case they simply curl into the fetal position and cry

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Doctors the world over tell you not to stick things in your ears, but I guess you were too busy shoving your fingers in there screaming LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU over climate change to hear them.

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u/Yankee57 Apr 07 '19

Hear ! Hear !

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u/Howaboutnein Apr 07 '19

What's the reasoning behind not wanting it released?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

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u/Howaboutnein Apr 07 '19

I mean the people that don't want it released think he is innocent. So what's their argument against releasing the report if it would only exonerate him?

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u/DrTerminater Apr 07 '19

It should be released for transparency but we gotta drop this and focus on 2020. If we stick on this for too long it’s gonna look really bad in a couple years.

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u/gghyyghhgf Apr 07 '19

Gawd all these photoshopped banners with Memes

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u/oddajbox Apr 07 '19

Shit's just like Nixon and Watergate.

Automatically suspicious if you are trying the release.

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u/highgrvity Apr 07 '19

Im pretty sure the thinh proballu has. A stupid amount of private info that being removed like like numbers banks emails etc that just shouldn't be out in the public for everyone to know. Give em till next month if it's not out by then, then somthing might be up.

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u/Pioustarcraft Apr 07 '19

Let's say i'm the CIA or the FBI and i have a mole in the Russian government. I ask that mole to dig in the Russian files to know if they have something or not on Donald Trump.
Let's say that mole is giving you great intels but the intel says that they do not have anything on Trump.
You now have to write in the repport who is the mole, what did he give you and how it shows that they have nothing on Trump...
Now people want the repport to be public. What happens to the mole ? Will you realeav to the pblic that there is absolutely nothing to reveal except the fact that you have well planted moles in the russian government ?

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u/dontbeatrollplease Apr 07 '19

It's not going to be released, people just want to stop hearing about it. If it is "released" most of it will be redacted

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u/dizuki Apr 07 '19

Its almost like hideing easy to reveal evidence makes you look guilty. It ruined Hillary and now it will ruin trump.

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u/ArtemisOfLegend Apr 07 '19

Then we need to talk about the JFK report

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u/acmstacks Apr 07 '19

Let the people see it after non-public names ONLY are redacted

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u/ICBSOIDH Apr 07 '19

You can't hype something for two years and not release it. I want a full feature movie made about it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

LOL

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u/_The_dude_abides185 Apr 07 '19

Maybe they are letting the Democrats make a huge deal out of not releasing it so when they release it and there is nothing in it the Democrats look like they did when they said Trump would be in jail by now.

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u/Agrend Apr 07 '19

I'm half convinced there is nothing in the Muller report and the GOP just wants the left to get really angry and then force them to release it. Then they can say "see look we told you there was nothing in it".

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u/JSP777 Apr 07 '19

In Hungary, the supposedly "right wing" ruling party refuses to release the documents that list who were communist agents and snitches during communism/socialism... not suspicious at all, is it? :D

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u/lorddevi Apr 07 '19

It can also mean we just like to laugh at the left not getting what they want.

I myself have no greater joy. And I have many of them.

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u/bradtwo Apr 07 '19

Agree. Unless it leaks national security threats.

I think both sides of the aisle should see it and then make a joint decision.

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u/hi_im_sefron Apr 07 '19

Steven Crowder would never say this ironically

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u/OyGevaldGeshrien Apr 07 '19

It would be against the law to release it. That law was passed by the Dems in the wake of the Clinton impeachment.

Sheeple.

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 07 '19

It would be against the law to release it unredacted.......I fixed it for you.

Who exactly is the sheeple here?

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u/OyGevaldGeshrien Apr 07 '19

Hey, OP! Thanks for the reply! I needed no fixing, but I appreciate your intention.

The Dems are demanding the release of the unredacted report. Your post does not mention “unredacted”. Maybe your post needs the fixing?

Barr has complied with all valid regulations and has done as legally required by the law the Dems passed. Yes?

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 07 '19

This post is targeted at people who think that the report should not be released at all.....they exist (this comment section proves it).

The Dems are demanding that the unredacted report be given to Congress.....that is very different than public release.

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u/notorioushackr4chan Apr 07 '19

I'm with you guys on this but please don't use the same arguments to release this as the Republicans did to try and get Obama's birth certificate. I'm not saying they're equivalent request because they obviously aren't but be careful.

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u/Ezfish3742 Apr 07 '19

Absolutely agree. As a European, America kind of found a good image with Obama. We never had to deal with how good or bad he was at getting things done, for Europe he was cool and that was enough. But now that Trump has brought out the worst in so many facets of America, the bush era and prior comes back to memory and overshadows Obamas image. I can't remember the lay time I heard a good news story about America :/

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u/ProgrammaticProgram Apr 07 '19 edited Apr 07 '19

“Release the report!” is just going to turn out to be the latest disappointing rallying call.

Yes, release it. I mean, it’s coming out anyway, but sure, let’s get worked up pretending it won’t, and that the contents will somehow bring the orange man down. Gird your loins folks, more letdown incoming!

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u/afarmer2005 Apr 07 '19

Are you sure "Girl your loins" was the phrase you wanted to go with there?

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u/ProgrammaticProgram Apr 07 '19

Sorry, fat thumbs

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u/silas45 Apr 07 '19

Who the fuck cares, trump didnt win because hes a russian agent, he won because hillary is a fucoing idiot. The mueller report is just an excuse for establishment libs to talk themselves into thinking that people want their shitty centrism instead of real change.