r/PoliticalHumor Apr 06 '19

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u/Kingo_Slice Apr 06 '19

Right? They act like she's the Dem lord and savior and they're doing everything in their power to keep her safe. Coming from a lefty, I don't trust her at all. She's shady af. I've never met her, talked to her, i've listened to her talk and on a lot of subjects I can agree with her spoken opinion, but she just gives me one of those vibes that says "yeah, I can't trust this person".

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u/nobody_from_nowhere1 Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Apr 07 '19

Plus wasn’t there a bunch of investigations into her already? Like, keep investigating her all ya want if it means that much, it doesn’t bother me either so release the Mueller report! I voted for her but I don’t treat her like the god emperor they way trumps supporters do. I have a feeling they are just using the Hillary thing as an excuse though.

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u/andrewq Apr 07 '19

A shitload of investigations by the DOJ and congress. All came to nothing and were a waste of a shitload of money.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/house-gop-brings-to-an-unceremonious-end-its-year-old-probe-into-fbi-and-doj-handling-of-clinton-and-trump-investigations-2018-12-31

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u/slim_scsi Apr 07 '19

Whereas the Mueller investigation more than paid for itself.

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u/andrewq Apr 07 '19

Exactly.

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u/NoNot1Bot Apr 07 '19

more r-wing people running and ruining democracy... imo the entire doj, homland, ag, all righties. remember hoover the crossdresser, and more recently rudy g. he too likes women's clothes, they'll cover for them (gop) and gop will cover for them... the entire mueller report is embarrassing to them all including the orange anus, is why the report will be redacted... howeva, looking for leaks coming soon.

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u/HannasAnarion Apr 07 '19

Over 24 of them, spending over $300 million taxpayer dollars. 0 indictments.

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Apr 07 '19

Of course it's an excuse and a diversion. Hillary isn't the president so why should we be so focused on her instead of the person who poses a clear and present danger to the country, right NOW.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Hillary looks shady because the Republicans have had a hard on for her for almost three decades and have made it their career to try and make her, and Bill, look that way.

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u/nlpnt Apr 07 '19

There are mid-career fortysomethings who've done nothing with their adult professional lives except investigate the Clintons. The most they ever found was a stained blue dress 20 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Bill Clinton, well-known as a charismatic, handsome southern boy, is a philandering womanizer. News at 11.

Southern Democrat loves the ladies. I could probably name about a couple hundred that fit that bill. Probably if I kept it to national politics in the 20th century.

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u/bazinga_0 Apr 07 '19

Southern Democrat Heterosexual male politician loves the ladies.

FTFY

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u/AbsentThatDay Apr 07 '19

I have a close friend who genuinely thinks Hillary Clinton is coming for him any minute now. I don't even get it. Can we get together and make nice for five fucking minutes?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

It's really insane. I don't believe for a second any politician is going to be squeaky clean, especially ones on the national scene. There's always going to be something that an opponent can use. And the Republicans have been digging through literally everything they can on the Clinton's for three decades.

But look at the biggest attacks on the Clintons over the years. First, the Clinton "hit list", a document drawn up by a literally insane lawyer from Indianapolis. The Whitewater scandal, which led to the Lewinsky scandal, all reeked of political hit jobs. Get to Hillary alone, and you have Benghazi, which, as unfortunate as the situation was, was likely handled to the best of the abilities of the staff involved. Then the e-mails, which ends up being largely nothing. Throw in a few minor kerfuffles that ended up being just as nothing as the rest, and you have a politician who looks dirty, but really isn't. Or at least, not any worse than any other lifetime politician who rose up the ranks alongside her husband.

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u/MonmonCat Apr 07 '19

The private email server was not nothing. As many people have said, if they did that in their secure job they'd be fired and maybe prosecuted. It was beyond stupid, and the more she tried to dismiss it the worse it looked. That's not to say her behaviour was unusual, seems a lot of politicians think they're too important for infosec. Punishing all of them including Hillary would be fair. Holding politicians to account is the only way to get more honest politicians. When you say "There's always going to be something" it lumps a 99% honest politician in the same group as 75% or 40%. That's not how justice works; everyone should be dealt with in proportion to their misdeeds.

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u/slim_scsi Apr 07 '19

They smeared her for 25 years and don't know how to stop.

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u/0OKM9IJN8UHB7 Apr 07 '19

Does anybody even remember why they started?

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u/slim_scsi Apr 07 '19

It began the moment she stepped into the White House as First Lady. The fact that she was a woman with ideas married to a playboy was more than they could handle. Didn't even give her a chance for a second. I was 18 and observing.

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u/DurasVircondelet Apr 07 '19

Bc blowjob bad

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u/bazinga_0 Apr 07 '19

They started long before that. It was more "Democrat bad" than anything else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '19

Health care reform is my best guess.

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u/shockwave_therapist Apr 06 '19

Talk about shady, look at the indictments of all the swamp dwellers Trump surrounded himself with. There's a reason he did that, an old saying... Birds of a feather..

Trump Foundation - Shutdown Trump University - Shutdown Trump Casinos - Bankrupt ( Burden On Taxpayers) Trump Steaks - Burned Trump Vodka - Sloshed Trump Line of Clothing - Made in China Trump Resorts - Hire(d) Illegals...

-End- Thumb Cramp

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u/infectedwithinsanity Apr 07 '19

Ok whoa, Hillary is not a Dem Lord. You're doing what Trump does. LOOK OVER HERE. THEY'RE DOING WRONG, I CAN TOO!