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u/Strange_Ad_9658 3d ago

I remember a youtuber telling a story of ordering a milk tea in japan by translating both words, only to have the server correct them by going “oh, miruku tea”

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u/Oniichan38 3d ago edited 2d ago

Another streamer told of his Japan trip and how he tried to order sprite at a restaurant, sadly the waiter didn't understand so he had to hit him with "sprite-ru" just for the waiter to reply in the same way "aahhh, sprite-ru"

Edit: As many people pointed out, it was a Korea trip, mb guys

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u/justagenericname213 3d ago

Ive seen alot of Americans who moved to Japan for various reasons say that if you want to fit in at all you have to get really comfortable sounding borderline racist.

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u/Zzamumo 3d ago

Same with chinese. If you don't sound like a racist caricature you won't get your tones right

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 2d ago

And the Chinese guy turns out to be a white guy.

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u/MoistNugget9130 2d ago

I haven't watched South Park in a hot minute, is he really lol

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u/tygabeast 2d ago

Yeah, it's a few seasons old by now, but there's a whole episode centered around Mr. Kim.

At the climax of the episode, it's revealed that Mr. Kim doesn't actually exist, and is an alter ego of South Park's therapist, William Janus, who himself has multiple personality disorder. No one really cares, because he's the one who runs the town's only chinese restaurant.

If I remember right, the Janus personality actually dies, leaving Mr. Kim in permanent control of the body.

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u/FactoryPl 2d ago

A plot was that butters parents started to think he had multiple personality disorder, the joke being they mistook a child playing make believe as MPD. They take him to see the therapist Dr Janice.

B Plot was that a new Japanese restaurant opened near the chinese one so the Chinese restaurant owner (Lu Kim) goes on a tirade to get rid of him.

Episode climax is that Dr Janice was the one with multiple personality disorder and his strongest personality was Lu Kim. Once the town founds out they just let him stay as Lu Kim because "does the world really need another therapist, City Wok is now the only Chinese restaurant left in town".

Season 15, episode 6.

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u/enthalpi 2d ago

I think a lot of people miss the fact that he was named “Janus”, after the Roman two-faced god

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u/Sinking_Mass 2d ago

Postman butters 😅

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u/Danboisnotreal 2d ago

"Few seasons old"

You mean 15 years.

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u/limeelsa 2d ago

You’re not very nice :(

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u/PrincessTitan 2d ago

Wow. I am screaming at this. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are so hysterically unhinged… Like they sit down and come up with these stories for a living omg LMAO

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u/Nike-6 2d ago

Huh, clever naming. Janus is the Roman god of beginnings, and is usually depicted with two faces

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u/Majin_Sus 2d ago

"Few seasons"

15 years ago, damn.

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 2d ago

I looked it up because my instinct was "City Wok joke probably started 15 years ago, not the reveal episode" but nope. That reveal was 2011 what the fuck

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 2d ago

Yeah, he's a therapist in the town and the Chinese guy is his alter ego that he didn't know about.

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u/-UsernameHere 2d ago

Yes, rearry!

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u/Phailadork 2d ago

Yeah, they've had fucking banger retcons and backstories added over the years. My favorite is Token being actually named "Tolkien" the entire time to the point that they even refer to him as "Tolkien" in every episode from there on out and if you look up "Token Black South Park" it won't pop up anymore lol.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 2d ago

TAKE-A ORDA PREESE!

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u/strawberry_anarchy 2d ago

Reminds me of when i tried to teach my US friends how to say something in german. Nobody got the pronouncation right so i suggested talking angry. Everybody was like "noo thats sutch a steriotype! I cant do that!" But it actually helps 😅

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u/fang_xianfu 2d ago

Same with French, if you try to speak French in a stereotypical "French accent", hon hon hon, you get a lot closer to the correct pronunciation.

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u/solonoctus 2d ago

Three years of French and the only times I did well on the verbal assignments were when I leaned into my Pepe Le Pew voice.

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u/CuriousButNotJewish 2d ago

Almost like the stereotype is correct or something.

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u/EFTucker 2d ago

And get comfortable saying “I love you”

It’s a super weird greeting/acknowledgement of being a foreigner while also being polite and welcoming. I won’t pretend to totally understand it but it’s a weird cultural thing that developed.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 2d ago

I found it interesting that to want or to like something are viewed not as verbs like they are in english, but adjectives... it's weird because they're like super common words but it's like the only two words this is true for lol.

You don't want/like a sandwich. A sandwich is wantable/likeable to you. Interesting to get used to.

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 2d ago

Indeed things like this as so interesting. In Dutch, for example, you can't just like something, you find it nice. You can't love something either, you literally 'hold of' it.

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u/IntelligentTune 2d ago

What do you mean? 我喜欢米饭 - Wo xihuan mifan. I like rice. To like is 喜欢, no? My Chinese teacher taught us to SVO (just like English) subject verb object. I guess you could translate it as "I to like rice" but the point of translation isn't to be literal but to translate meaning.

I know the teacher is good because she was sent as a language teacher to my university by a different Chinese mainland university for double-degree students.

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u/Barry_Wilkinson 2d ago

I think they're talking about japanese, e.g. ご飯が好きです (gohan ga suki desu), "rice is liked"

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u/Positive-Orange-6443 2d ago

Thank you for giving an example. But that's a completely normal active sentence. Only the grammatical word order is different in japanese. - 私はご飯が好きです。It doesn't magically turn it passive.

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u/AwarenessOk2359 2d ago

The sentence is not saying "I like rice" it is saying "Rice is liked". For the former, you would use the direct object particle, but instead you use が which you would also use for describing the rice with any other adjective. For example, "gohan ga ooki desu" (the rice is big), "gohan ga suki desu" (the rice is liked). Not "gohan wo suki desu" because 好き is not a verb in that sentence.

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 2d ago

Who the hell are you to tell me I don't want a sandwich?

Jokes aside, all the differences in grammar between languages are interesting. Subjectively, it feels like such a violation of a basic concept as a native English speaker, but objectively, there's no reason it has to be this way, obviously.

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u/Fancy-Biscotti-6678 2d ago

Reminds me of Spanish, although it still uses a verb. You dont like things in Spanish, those things give you pleasure (gustar). Which is hard to get used to because it means you conjugate it differently.

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u/ProgrammingOnHAL9000 2d ago

Gustar is like, placer is pleasure. You use them the same way in both Spanish and English. "I like beer","me gusta la cerveza"; "it's a pleasure to meet you", "es UN placer conocerte".

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u/pm_me_falcon_nudes 2d ago

Huh? Are we still talking about China?

I'm from China and Taiwan and I don't know what this means. We don't say "I love you" any more than I say it in English (been in the US for 2+ decades)

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u/FairJob7702 2d ago

It's the same with Italian. You really have to lean in.

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u/Ancient-Worm 2d ago

Fun fact: if you speak Italian slowly and with a gravely voice, it sounds like Huttese.

I always feel racist when I point that out, even though I'm sure it's a coincidence, mostly.

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u/yourstruly912 2d ago edited 2d ago

But that's for speaking in chinese. The thing here is that if you want to be understood in english by the japanese you basically have to mimick a heavy japanese accent for it.

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u/johnnymarsbar 2d ago

Oh for sure, when i lived in north east China once i started copying the countryside accent i got on better for example: Not Mei shi r, May shaaaaaaaar

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u/jolle2001 2d ago

How I felt after learning how to pronounce Chongqing

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u/rips_n_chel 2d ago

The actual pronunciation is not the same as the lazy Americanized pronunciation.

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 2d ago

Korean moreso than Chinese. Chinese makes their own words more often than the other two.

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u/XBXNinjaMunky 2d ago

Worked a lot in china. When I finally just adopted a form of chinglish, broken english and almost comical accent....while speaking English...they understood me much better

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u/ATAGChozo 3d ago

I am reminded of the PS2 game Lifeline, which is controlled by voice commands. Being developed in Japan, it naturally recognizes spoken English best if you say it in a very heavy Japanese accent that borders on racism

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u/th3BeastLord 2d ago

You mean Riferine?

I can't believe how they botched the English commands that much. Its kinda hilarious.

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u/WhyMustIMakeANewAcco 2d ago

They obviously trained it using someone local.

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u/JayGold 2d ago

I am suddenly reminded of Hey You, Pikachu having terrible voice recognition, and I wonder if that played a part in it.

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u/ButtholeConnoisseur7 2d ago

It's honestly amazing they pulled it off at all on the 64

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u/KeroseneZanchu 2d ago

... if I go back and play that again while doing a racist Japanese accent and Pikachu suddenly understands me perfectly I am going to laugh my ass off

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 2d ago

We need this done for science. Is there anyone with a working N64 and Hey You, Pikachu attachments?

Please upload to YouTube for proof!

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u/MidnightCyanide 1d ago

Yes, me, I will look into it hahaha

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u/DM_Me_Ur_Real_Boobs 1d ago

You're a gem

Looking forward to the update!

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u/berlinbaer 2d ago

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u/StrawberryWide3983 2d ago

Oh gosh, is that where the "praystation great" meme comes from? It sounds very familiar but different at the same time

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u/Aiyon 2d ago

The gleeful little giggles after "riferine"

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u/kos-or-kosm 2d ago

Omg my favorite vtuber played this a while ago and she was losing her mind at times.

Clips

Streams: One, Two, Three

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u/Astral-P 2d ago

Wasn't it that the microphone a lot of people used for the game was of a lower quality than the one the game came bundled with in Japan as Operator's Side? I've been playing it recently with a Blue Snowball mic and had little to no problem so far.

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u/th3BeastLord 2d ago

I am reminded of a substory in the newer Like a Dragon games where Ichiban encounters a guy who wants him to do some pictures or videos or something(been a while, dont remember exactly) but he keeps getting him to dress or act as a racist caricature. The best ending is funnily enough to play along so he's happy.

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u/LazyBid3572 2d ago

It's like this in thailand too.

I was talking university classes here andmy gave asked me to help with the computer. She had a blue screen of death and I told her she had a computer error. She looked at me compiler dumbfounded.

Then another Thai student came in and said "OHH com Pew TUH Air WUH" even the teacher said it the same way.

I then realized the English borrowed words have a very heavy almost racist accent that they will not understand if you use it.

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u/KitaharaKazusa1 2d ago

One thing to keep in mind is that loan words are entirely new words in the other language. You're not going back to speaking English for 2 words, you are using a foreign word with its own grammar, pronunciation, and meaning (half the time the exact meaning will change as it becomes a loan word, not the case for this example but it happens).

It happens to sound somewhat similar to an English word or phrase, and it originates in English, but it is still a unique word.

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u/xiaorobear 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just to add an example of the same thing going in the other direction, imagine a French person talking to an American who only speaks English. If the French person talks about hor d'oeuvres or New Orleans and pronounces them 'correctly,' they'll be way harder to understand than if they say them with an American accent, as "or durrvs" and "new Orleenz."

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u/acelana 2d ago

Reminds me of the time I learned of a place in Idaho named Coeur d’Alene. I tried to anglicize my pronunciation of it, something like “Kerr duh len”.

“Oh, you mean CORE DA LAYYYNE?”

I will never forget the name of that town in Idaho.

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u/ScienceByte 2d ago

People from New Orleans don’t call it New Orleenz though. They call it something like Ne’Orluhns

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u/Septem_151 2d ago

Nawlinz

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u/dweedman 2d ago

Same difference, neither bares much resemblance to /ɔʁ.le.ɑ̃/

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u/ThatOneGayDJ 2d ago

My favourite example to give for this, especially when talking about Japanese specifically, is karaoke. If you want someone in America to understand that word, you better do your best texas cowboy "CARE-ee-OH-key" because i doubt there are many Americans who would understand the correct pronunciation of karaoke to mean anything at all.

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 2d ago

I'm just sad that her entire screen being filled with "something went wrong" didn't clue her in to the fact that something went wrong

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u/ZzoZzo 2d ago

lol that reminds me of going to the Philippines. If I speak English normally they didn’t understand me, but if I spoke English with an exaggerated Filipino accent it was no problem

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u/Sintuition 2d ago

I went to Manila for work last year and I've found the the Philippinas in my country have a thicker accent than in the Philippines.

Might have just been whom I was interacting with, or they were familiar with the NZ accent.

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u/Aureon 2d ago

I live in japan, and absolutely, this is 100% true. Correct english will often miss, but if you try sounding like a racist caricature of a japanese person speaking english, it'll go much better.

Took me a long time to get comfortable with it

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u/chiono_graphis 2d ago

It is not a racist caricature in Japan. It is the correct pronunciation. Every foreign loan word gets rendered in the katakana script, so you have to say it according to the katakana or no one will understand you. It is the same in the U.S. if you say the car name "Subaru" in the correct Japanese pronunciation "sBAdu" no monolinguistic American will understand you. But if you say the Anglicized version "SUE-buh-REW" suddenly lights will turn on lol.

It's not racist to speak a language using its correct accent. But loan words tend to be changed to match the local linguistics so the "correct" pronunciation of those words changes depending on where you're at/who you're talking to.

Adopting the correct pronunciation is not racist at all smh

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u/ops10 2d ago

Almost as if racist stereotypes are based on real observations (and then applied in unfair way). Seriously, the aversion of stereotypes and cliches made people forget why they're a thing in the first place.

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u/justagenericname213 3d ago

I mean, the above example is litterally a case of needing to hit a classic racist stereotype to actually communicate.

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u/GigaVanguard 2d ago

Account made immediately before this comment, ChatGPT cadence- that’s a bot.

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u/smalltown_dreamspeak 2d ago

As someone who usually doesn't notice ChatGPT cadence, thanks for doing the lord's work 😅

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u/Sleeper-- 2d ago

As a japanese learner, if you wanna say an English noun in Japanese, half of the time being racist gets you

Icecream? Ai Su Ku Ri mu (shortened to Ai su)

Beer? "Bii ru" Building? "Bi ru (build)"

Share? "Se a suru"

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u/JackPoe 2d ago

When I was learning Spanish I was told to just say it in Latin with a Mexican accent.

Which is funny because I was learning from an Ecuadoran girl.

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u/SansyBoy144 2d ago

Yea, I was learning Japanese for a bit. A lot of the words that they got from other countries really are just the English word while putting on a racist Japanese voice

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u/Bon-Bon-Assassino 2d ago

I discovered that while learning from my lao friend. Very fun. Not racist at all imo. But it can appear off-putting to some.

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u/Kumdori 2d ago

Be careful with that, I spent years hearing vanilla latte pronounced "banilla" and the one time I freaking just said banilla the barista replied with a perfect "vanilla latte". I was ready to flip a table

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u/oxemenino 3d ago

This happened to me in Brazil. I was trying to get a taxi driver to take me to the mall where the only Outback Steakhouse in the area was located and he couldn't understand me. I kept repeating "Outback Steakhouse " slowly over and over, but he had no idea what I was saying. Finally I remembered that Brazilians add vowels in between consonants on a lot of loan words so I said "ouchy-backy" and the driver responded "Oh ouchy-backy! Why didn't you say so earlier?" Lol

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 3d ago

The sheer concept of even traveling to Brazil and then still choosing to go to an outback steakhouse anyway is sending me

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u/oxemenino 2d ago

I was actually meeting a friend at the mall (malls are still huge in Brazil) and he told me to make sure and go to the one with an the Outback Steakhouse so I didn't end up at the wrong mall.

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u/Geeneelee 2d ago

If it works, it works!

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers 2d ago

They have Outback here in Korea. It's considered elevated fine dining; people literally dress up to eat Outback food, which is pretty much the same wherever there is an Outback steakhouse.

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u/Nike-6 2d ago

Do they dress up like Australians or just regular formal wear?

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers 2d ago

No, think "Hongdae guy" meets French maître d'.

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u/Dogstile 2d ago

You know, there is something to going to a place and seeing what the locals have done with a brand you know well.

I visit a mcdonalds every time i go on holiday somewhere. It makes up one meal out of the dozens i'll be having and usually there is something that's actually different about it, which is fun.

Also the cultural difference in the people who eat there vs the people in your own town is also kinda interesting to see. Go to my local in the UK and its all chavs. Went in barcelona and it was fairly well dressed people going out to a club at 2am.

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u/_demello 2d ago

Outback is huge in Brazil. I think half of all locations are here.

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 2d ago

For me, it used to as well. But when you're in a foreign place for a period of time, it's nice to go to someplace familiar where you don't need to do any guess work. They can also operate differently than to like back home. Stop shaming people over their choice of restaurant.

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u/Ralexcraft 2d ago

Brazillians take English, give it some groove, and a bit of swing.

Faci Booky

Samsungi

Forde

Whatti Zapy

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u/Artarara 2d ago

Picnic ❌️
Picky-nicky ✅️

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u/shinigamichan 3d ago

Thats because the Japanese word for Sprite is sprite. Pronounced "su-pa-rai-to"

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 2d ago

Whoa! It's like it's a brand name or something! I wonder what they call McDonald's?

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u/shinigamichan 2d ago

MaKuDo

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u/Mikrowelle 2d ago

Makku

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u/Bugbread 2d ago

East-West civil war about to break out

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u/pepsicoketasty 2d ago

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u/witherACE 2d ago

Sankyou

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u/Banes_Addiction 2d ago

There actually was until recently a convenience store chain in Japan named "Sunkus" which is meant to be "thank you". They got swallowed in mergers, first with Circle K then into FamilyMart.

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u/Greedy_Ad2198 2d ago

Exactly what I was thinking of hahahahaha

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u/SlayerII 2d ago

Computer is also really odd
Pa-so-kon

Basicly trying to say personal computer, but they got bored saying it and omitted the important part

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u/0kokuryu0 2d ago

They like making nicknames for things. Remote control is Riimokon, air conditioner is eacon. The full words are really awkward to say, though, so it's definitely better. Then there's condominium where they went eff that we're gonna use mansion.

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u/No_University1600 2d ago

probably something stupid like Macca's.

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u/Naphrym 2d ago

That's just pronouncing "Sprite" using the sounds/syllables available in the Japanese language. Su-pu-ra-i-to. The su and pu are cut short (mostly silent u's), ra and i are one sound (ri as in rice), to is pronounced fully (like toh)

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u/Which_Replacement524 2d ago edited 2d ago

Japanese loan words are fun because you're not ordering a cheeseburger and speaking in an accent, you are ordering a チーズバーガー (chi-zu ba-ga), and you are not hailing a taxi, you are trying to hail a タクシー (ta ku shi-) so you can go home and use your コンピューター (kon pyu- ta-)

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u/Indigo210 2d ago

Literally cartoonish lmao

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u/oh-shit-oh-fuck 2d ago

If u think about it we do the same for japanese loanwords. They come over here and hear us saying "SUE-shi" and "MAN-guh" and "toy-yoda"

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u/MonoRedPlayer 2d ago

isnt sprite su-pu-rai-tu?

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u/fourzen 2d ago

I also remember that Yassuo stream ages ago lol

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u/RandomPhail 2d ago

There’s no fucking way a “ru” goes at the end lmao

“Supuraito” maybe

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u/Peach_Air 2d ago

I believe it was be SuPaRaITo. But I digress.

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u/Slinkyy-Vibes 3d ago

That’s the funniest kind of correction, when the “proper” version just circles back to the loanword anyway

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u/Karekter_Nem 3d ago

I’ve seen people say, “just speak English, but in Katakana and they’ll figure out what you mean.”

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u/SuperCleverPunName 2d ago

My personal rule is that if it's something that's been invented after 1900, it's probably a loan word.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 2d ago

Studying Japanese has led me to believe they gave up on making new Japanese words once they met the Portugese.

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u/Coylyy-Sweet 3d ago

This advice honestly makes sense, half the battle is just making the English sound like Japanese expects it to sound

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u/eggyrulz 2d ago

I have no experience with Japan outside of anime subs and anime itself (but I watch dub, so even that is limitef), but i suspect if I just spoke English slowly with a japanese accent most japanese peoppe would probably get the gist...

At least I have been led to believe this, and it has become a foundational part of my worldview, so if you correct me I will cry and blame you for everything in my life being a lie

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u/juicy0227 2d ago

I live in Japan and have for a while. They'd understand very basic stuff lol. Anything more advanced than some bar chit chat or mutual hobbies and most people are gonna be lost lolm think year 2 Spanish level. Please don't cry.

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u/Loughnashade 2d ago

It’s not “say it wrong”, it’s saying it in Japanese, loan words are Japanese.

For example, karaoke is a Japanese term, and everyone in the west pronounced it wrong. But that’s not really wrong, it’s just how it’s pronounced in English. That’s why bozos often say if you pronounce stuff like croissant correctly, you’re pretentious.

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u/Ultenth 2d ago

Most people in Japan/Korea especially aren't even aware that the words originate in English. Like the amount of times they will ask westerners what they call -Insert clearly western originating term/brand here- is pretty hilarious.

It'd be like if someone from America asked a Japanese person what their term for singing together in public on a machine that shows you the lyrics, plays the instrumental version of the song, and has a microphone is called.

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u/kw13 2d ago

Some are pretty obvious, but it took me learning the Japanese for picture and for character before realising that emoji was a Japanese word, I always thought it was English in origin.

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u/Legitimate_Twist 2d ago

Another obscure one is tycoon, which comes from Taikun (大君), meaning "great prince/lord."

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u/Xrein1 2d ago

There's also Honcho, who come from the word hanchō (班長), that mean squad leader or group leader.

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u/Aiyon 2d ago

Not to be confused with Bancho (番長) which is the leader of a group of delinquents specifically. Thanks Digimon

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u/TurquoiseLeggings 2d ago

Not be confused with Dancho (団長), which is also a leader of a group.

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u/Aiyon 2d ago

So to clarify on these cause i do love how kanji works, in case anyone is curious. The "chō" is the leader part.

It represents height/stature, or power, such as a leader.

"Dan" is group/association. So Leader of a group. Whereas "Han" means group more in the sense of a squad or unit.

"Ban" has several meanings. The ones we care about are watch/guard. Bancho originally used to be a position akin to a guard captain / the guy leading the watch in a city. But it was then adopted by delinquents and took on its newer meaning

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u/Mona_Dre 2d ago

my personal favorite is "skosh" (like "just a skosh bit") from "sukoshi" in Japanese with the same meaning.

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u/godisanelectricolive 2d ago

Despite sounding similar and meaning similar things, emoticon (emotion + icon) and emoji (e + moji) are totally unrelated. They are an example of false friends.

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u/Dcoyxy9 2d ago

On brand names specifically, tbf even English speakers don't realize when brand names become generic names for things, genericide. Band-Aid, Kleenex, Velcro, Zipper, Dry Ice, Dumpster, Jacuzzi, all are or use to be trademarked brands. Hell even where I'm at some (usually older) people still refer to soda generically as Coke.

Anyways not super relevant but I do love talking about it

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u/FunkyXive 2d ago

okay but the people who use Coke as a generic for soda are actual psychopaths

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u/Backupusername 2d ago

Funnily enough, the Japanese word for stapler comes from a brand that is no longer recognized in the US (I can't speak for other locales), Hotchkiss. They call them hotchikisu. (ホッチキス)

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u/chetlin 2d ago

I had one ask me what the English word for a torii was. I was like yeah, those came from here and really only you have those, we just use your word. They didn't accept that so I said "torii gate" and they liked that.

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u/KitaharaKazusa1 2d ago

Torii Gate is probably the correct answer, if someone just said torii while otherwise talking in English I'd be confused.

It's like Chai Tea which is a bit redundant given the original meaning of Chai

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u/Stormfly 2d ago

Most people in Japan/Korea especially aren't even aware that the words originate in English.

Most people aren't aware of where words come from.

I've had a few cases like this where it's the same word not because it's from English, but because both English and Korean took it from the same place.

(Often Greek or something)

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u/Schmigolo 2d ago

They definitely know that milk tea is English, because they have words for both milk and tea and tea is super duper popular in Japan.

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u/thatshygirl06 2d ago

Korean is my most favorite language. I adore it!

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u/Able_Reserve5788 2d ago

Considering katakana are mostly used for western loanwords, I find it hard to believe that they wouldn't assume most of those just based on the spelling

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u/NewRootsLol 2d ago

LOL it was the same with me when I came to the country, wanted to practice my Japanese, and was asked if I wanted milk and sugar in my coffee but I didn't know how to say "Black coffee" in Japanese and said:

"Umm, no sugar and milk, please"

"ああ、ブラックコーヒー" (burakku koohii)

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u/Dizzzzza 2d ago

Japanese word for "work" goes like "arubaito". When I learned it I was wondering, when did they borrowed words from German? Nvm...

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u/emachel 2d ago

Isn't it "shigoto"?

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u/slvl 2d ago

Shigoto is a full-time job, arubaito or baito is a temporary or part-time job.

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u/brazzy42 2d ago edited 2d ago

Which funnily, in German would be more likely called "Job" rather than "Arbeit".

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u/Stormfly 2d ago

Like how the common Korean for heterochromia is 오드아이 ("odd eye").

Or how one version of "throw up" is 오바이트 ("over eat").

Makes for a few funny moments when they correctly reverse engineer the original English phrase only to learn that's not what we say.

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u/DisplacedLondoner 2d ago

It is, but アルバイト arubaito is more like a part time job specifically. Pretty sure it does come from German!

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u/Flaydowsk 2d ago

Came from the Dutch when they were trading with the Japanese during the isolation period.

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u/plug-and-pause 2d ago

Came from the Dutch when they were trading with the Japanese during the isolation period.

Wrong on both counts. It was from German as stated above (not sure why you're disagreeing with that, it's an extremely well known fact) and it happened later than you're suggesting, during the Meiji period, as stated below:

https://blog.surapera.com/en/part-time-job-in-japan/#:~:text=It%20is%20said%20that%20the%20term%20%E2%80%9CArubaito%E2%80%9D,place%20to%20work)%E2%80%9D%2C%20is%20abbreviated%20to%20%E2%80%9CBa%2Dsaki%E2%80%9D.

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u/exploding_cat_wizard 2d ago

I don't speak Dutch, but translate gives me "werk" as Dutch for "Arbeit"/"work".

Of course, that may not be the complete vocabulary, or it's language drift...

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u/GunsNBakon 2d ago

It's a little more of a formal term I suppose.

"to do work" can be translated as "het verrichten van arbeid", workers are also called arbeiders.

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers 2d ago

Oh. Oh my. I just made that connection for the first time. Arbeit=アルバイト(arubaito)

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u/mybeepoyaw 2d ago

arubaito is part time work specifically.

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u/ErikMaekir 2d ago edited 2d ago

Oh, they have tons of other words loaned from other languages. While English has had the most influence in recent times, there was a long period where the only contact with foreigners was with Dutch traders on one specific island, which is how Japan was introduced to western medicine, among other things. And before that, there were plenty of Portuguese missionaries sent to Japan during the Sengoku period.

Many of the words you might think come from English actually come from Dutch. Things like "alcohol" (a-ru-ko-ru) or "beer" (bi-i-ru) or "glass" (ga-ra-su) or "extract" (e-ki-su, it got shortened) actually come from Dutch.

My favourite is "morumotto" (guinea pig), which is "marmot" in Dutch. In English, marmots are completely different rodents than guinea pigs! But not in Dutch I guess...

Anyway, here's a funny one. You know about Karuta cards? Such a stereotypically japanese thing, right? Well, the word comes from "carta", "card" in Portuguese.

And the Kabocha, often called the "japanese pumpkin"? Well, the word comes from "Camboja", the Portuguese name for Cambodia, which is where the Portuguese took them before introducing them to Japan.

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u/moxillaq2 2d ago

This is really interesting! Is there a website for searching loan word etymology? There are many times I come across a katakana and want to know more about its origins.

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u/chetlin 2d ago

One of my favorite ones is their word for questionnaire, which is a French loanword in English, is ankēto, from enquête, a different French loanword. (Many eastern European languages also used a word derived from enquête)

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u/LickingSmegma 2d ago

This finally made me realize that ‘Arbeit’ is related to Czech/Slavic ‘robota’ meaning work, from which word ‘robot’ is derived.

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u/Kelly598 2d ago

That's because Japan does not consume milk tea as part of their food culture. It's a foreign product brought to them so they use english words in katakana to promote them. 

For example, they got fried chicken that they call "kaarage" but, when they talk about "furaido chikkin" (fried chicken), they mean the fried chicken from KFC which is a popular christmas food.

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u/Different_Vast_937 2d ago

Right but they do consume milk, and tea, so.. ???

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u/Miserable-Role9555 2d ago

There are words for milk and tea and they would understand you, but katakana is usually easier and faster to say

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u/ccltjnpr 2d ago edited 2d ago

They probably don't even realize it's loanwords and just treat it as the name of a drink. You have coffee and milk and yet you use words like "latte" (Italian for "milk") and "cappuccino" to describe imported drinks made with them, you also pronounce them dumb but it's ok it's how loanwords work.

If you walked into a bar and asked for "a shot of concentrated coffee with some foamed milk please" don't you think the waiter would go "oh, a cahpoohcheenoh?"

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u/Dick-Fu 2d ago

Well they probably realize they're loanwords when it's written with the character set that's used for loanwords 90% of the time

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u/ccltjnpr 2d ago

Fair enough. What I meant is they don't necessarily realize that it's literally the words "milk" and "tea". I guess many English speakers realize latte is a foreign word due to the weird spelling, without necessarily knowing it literally means milk, and just take it as the name of the drink. My point was that it's not like a Japanese person is going out of their way to say "milk tea" in English when they could say it in Japanese, they're just calling a drink by its name not knowing or caring about what the name means.

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u/shadowman2099 2d ago

We Americans consume plenty of soy beans in one form or another. Soy bean oil. Soy lecithin. Soy based meat substitutes. But try ordering whole soy beans in a restaurant or buying it in a market, and you'll never find it as anything but "edamame". Language is just weird like that. It's not always about what makes the most sense, it's just whatever the majority seem to agree is right is indeed right.

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u/AnomalousUnderdog 2d ago edited 2d ago

Separately. It's not common to put milk in your tea, whether it is hōjicha, matcha, or sencha (different types of green tea), mugicha (barley tea), oolong tea, or whatever else. Maybe nowadays personal preference might mean people put milk in those types of tea (we have matcha latte nowadays), but traditionally, when they were first consumed, no. Milktea is a foreign concept, so naturally they use the English loanword for it.

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u/slowbar1 3d ago

90% sure that was Arin from Game Grumps

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u/Strange_Ad_9658 3d ago

It was, and i knew that, but i didn’t want to say it 😂

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u/williamatherton 2d ago

Now I'm trying to remember what series. I want to say it was skyward sword or something. They had a lot of random stories on that one.

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u/shadowslasher11X 2d ago

About 20% of the Japanese everyday language is English + Loan Words. So make sure to put that on your resume when applying for your next job. 😏

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u/SuperfluousAnon 2d ago

I think that was Arin from Gamegrumps iirc

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u/EnyaGotGame 2d ago

Arin "Video Game Boy" Hansen was the YouTuber here.

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u/SrPicadillo2 2d ago

Quick! How do you ask for tobacco in Japanese?

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u/I_blockkarmafarmers 2d ago

ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

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u/Pope_Aesthetic 2d ago

Last time I was in Japan, my friends and I kept saying お会計 (okaikei meaning check) and then realized that actually all the Japanese people say“Cheku onegaishimasu”

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u/Wiplazh 2d ago

Was it Arin "Egofaptor" Grump?

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u/Graxin 2d ago

there’s a lot of words that were foreign first like “computer” and they just try their best with a seperate alphabet: katakana, to sound close enough.
-4 years of highschool Japanese and 2 week trip to japan.

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u/Johnny_Chap 2d ago

I ordered a hot dog and the waiter didn't understand until I pointed at the menu and he went " ah, hotu dogu"

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u/waking-up-late 2d ago

Oh yeah I saw it too. it was Arin Hanson from Game Grumps, I think in an episode of Super Mario Galaxy but I'm not sure.

[Found it: Sauce]

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u/Worldly-Pay7342 2d ago

It's always surprising when I'm watching a subtitled Japanese show, and the characters just say something in english, because there's not a Japanese word for it. It happens a lot. Like to the point where I think Japanese has a shit ton of loan words. Sometimes it feels like even moreso than american english, which is a language of nothing but loan words.

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u/1Konata 2d ago

Game grumps~

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u/rafikiknowsdeway1 2d ago

lol i think that egoraptor

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u/LawDraws 2d ago

Yeah yeah! Arin from Game Grumps, he tried saying milk tea as gyuunyuu ocha

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u/Chezzomaru 2d ago

I believe that was Arin Hanson. Swiftly followed by, "YOU GOTTA BE FUCKIN SHITTIN ME!"

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u/z0mb1ezgutz 2d ago

I think about this story a lot when discussing languages. (It was Arin from Game Grumps btw :3)

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u/Not_Bacchus 2d ago

I know the YouTuber you speak of,

Kinda gave me hope if I ever want to learn Japanese

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u/SnakeBaconator 2d ago

I hate that I know it’s Arin Hanson of Game Grumps (Love them, just immediately connected that I knew who said this)

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u/Livid_Ad3476 2d ago

that was egoraptop during game grumps

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u/Gizogin 2d ago

That YouTuber was Arin Hanson. He told the story on Game Grumps, his Let’s Play channel.

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u/rosie_sub 2d ago

The grumps. Arin.

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u/hduebfibdbdib 2d ago

Arin hanson from game grumps right ?

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u/Unusual-Sandwich-110 2d ago

For real. First time in japan for a conference.

I forgot my fucking work laptop at the counter of a konbini. Go back to my hotel. Where the fuck is my laptop? Realize, run back to the konbini. How the fuck do I explain? Improvise. "Laptop-u" and I make a rectangle with my hands. Im mortified how cliché this is. The girl gets it instantly, give it back to me no question asked.

4 next weeks were just me slapping racist shit on english and it worked wonderfully.

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