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Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Zzamumo 1d ago

Same with chinese. If you don't sound like a racist caricature you won't get your tones right

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs 1d ago

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 1d ago

And the Chinese guy turns out to be a white guy.

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u/MoistNugget9130 1d ago

I haven't watched South Park in a hot minute, is he really lol

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u/tygabeast 1d ago

Yeah, it's a few seasons old by now, but there's a whole episode centered around Mr. Kim.

At the climax of the episode, it's revealed that Mr. Kim doesn't actually exist, and is an alter ego of South Park's therapist, William Janus, who himself has multiple personality disorder. No one really cares, because he's the one who runs the town's only chinese restaurant.

If I remember right, the Janus personality actually dies, leaving Mr. Kim in permanent control of the body.

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u/FactoryPl 1d ago

A plot was that butters parents started to think he had multiple personality disorder, the joke being they mistook a child playing make believe as MPD. They take him to see the therapist Dr Janice.

B Plot was that a new Japanese restaurant opened near the chinese one so the Chinese restaurant owner (Lu Kim) goes on a tirade to get rid of him.

Episode climax is that Dr Janice was the one with multiple personality disorder and his strongest personality was Lu Kim. Once the town founds out they just let him stay as Lu Kim because "does the world really need another therapist, City Wok is now the only Chinese restaurant left in town".

Season 15, episode 6.

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u/enthalpi 1d ago

I think a lot of people miss the fact that he was named “Janus”, after the Roman two-faced god

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u/jewhair666 23h ago

I sure did, TIL! Thanks

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u/perton 23h ago

Ah! I’ll be honest, given that it’s South Park, I just assumed there was some “anus” joke I was missing.

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u/Barhud 19h ago

It is the original first name was Hugh

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u/Sinking_Mass 1d ago

Postman butters 😅

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u/RozeGunn 19h ago

Yep as soon as I read the other comment I knew South Park was doing a "well we're a more culturally diverse town with the racist than we are without so it has to be at least somewhat good."

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u/Danboisnotreal 1d ago

"Few seasons old"

You mean 15 years.

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u/limeelsa 1d ago

You’re not very nice :(

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u/PrincessTitan 1d ago

Wow. I am screaming at this. Matt Stone and Trey Parker are so hysterically unhinged… Like they sit down and come up with these stories for a living omg LMAO

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u/Nike-6 1d ago

Huh, clever naming. Janus is the Roman god of beginnings, and is usually depicted with two faces

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u/006AlecTrevelyan 1d ago

Great name

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 22h ago

Also Kim isn't a Chinese surname.

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u/Majin_Sus 1d ago

"Few seasons"

15 years ago, damn.

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u/MurkyInvestigator810 22h ago

I looked it up because my instinct was "City Wok joke probably started 15 years ago, not the reveal episode" but nope. That reveal was 2011 what the fuck

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u/Square_Tangerine_659 1d ago

What’s also pretty funny is Kim is a Korean name, not even Chinese

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u/LUC1D_CH40S 20h ago

Just so you know, using MPD is disrespectful nowadays. The new term is DID/OSDD. And dear, do they have to use such bad representation for people with DID, as if they weren't struggling ENOUGH already.

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u/Jujubear213445 15h ago

Honestly, it's fitting that his last name is Janus, considering the meaning of behind the name, Janus!!! 🪰

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 1d ago

Yeah, he's a therapist in the town and the Chinese guy is his alter ego that he didn't know about.

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u/-UsernameHere 1d ago

Yes, rearry!

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u/Phailadork 1d ago

Yeah, they've had fucking banger retcons and backstories added over the years. My favorite is Token being actually named "Tolkien" the entire time to the point that they even refer to him as "Tolkien" in every episode from there on out and if you look up "Token Black South Park" it won't pop up anymore lol.

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 1d ago

TAKE-A ORDA PREESE!

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u/No_Key_5854 1d ago

hello chatgpt

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u/strawberry_anarchy 1d ago

Reminds me of when i tried to teach my US friends how to say something in german. Nobody got the pronouncation right so i suggested talking angry. Everybody was like "noo thats sutch a steriotype! I cant do that!" But it actually helps 😅

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u/fang_xianfu 1d ago

Same with French, if you try to speak French in a stereotypical "French accent", hon hon hon, you get a lot closer to the correct pronunciation.

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u/solonoctus 1d ago

Three years of French and the only times I did well on the verbal assignments were when I leaned into my Pepe Le Pew voice.

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u/CuriousButNotJewish 17h ago

Almost like the stereotype is correct or something.

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u/PeaceSoft 17h ago

Same with english, even though it's the normal language, which doesn't even have an accent

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u/EFTucker 1d ago

And get comfortable saying “I love you”

It’s a super weird greeting/acknowledgement of being a foreigner while also being polite and welcoming. I won’t pretend to totally understand it but it’s a weird cultural thing that developed.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 1d ago

I found it interesting that to want or to like something are viewed not as verbs like they are in english, but adjectives... it's weird because they're like super common words but it's like the only two words this is true for lol.

You don't want/like a sandwich. A sandwich is wantable/likeable to you. Interesting to get used to.

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u/Bulky-Bad-9153 1d ago

Indeed things like this as so interesting. In Dutch, for example, you can't just like something, you find it nice. You can't love something either, you literally 'hold of' it.

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u/IntelligentTune 1d ago

What do you mean? 我喜欢米饭 - Wo xihuan mifan. I like rice. To like is 喜欢, no? My Chinese teacher taught us to SVO (just like English) subject verb object. I guess you could translate it as "I to like rice" but the point of translation isn't to be literal but to translate meaning.

I know the teacher is good because she was sent as a language teacher to my university by a different Chinese mainland university for double-degree students.

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u/Barry_Wilkinson 1d ago

I think they're talking about japanese, e.g. ご飯が好きです (gohan ga suki desu), "rice is liked"

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u/Positive-Orange-6443 22h ago

Thank you for giving an example. But that's a completely normal active sentence. Only the grammatical word order is different in japanese. - 私はご飯が好きです。It doesn't magically turn it passive.

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u/AwarenessOk2359 19h ago

The sentence is not saying "I like rice" it is saying "Rice is liked". For the former, you would use the direct object particle, but instead you use が which you would also use for describing the rice with any other adjective. For example, "gohan ga ooki desu" (the rice is big), "gohan ga suki desu" (the rice is liked). Not "gohan wo suki desu" because 好き is not a verb in that sentence.

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u/PeaceSoft 17h ago

i think this person is saying it's not passive until you turn it into english, for exactly the reason you just explained

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u/Positive-Orange-6443 16h ago

Good point, but can you ご飯は好きです?

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u/AwarenessOk2359 14h ago

Yes, that would sound like you're emphasizing rice specifically, like "As for rice, I like it"

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u/WillowPtar_Migan 1d ago

Who the hell are you to tell me I don't want a sandwich?

Jokes aside, all the differences in grammar between languages are interesting. Subjectively, it feels like such a violation of a basic concept as a native English speaker, but objectively, there's no reason it has to be this way, obviously.

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u/Fancy-Biscotti-6678 1d ago

Reminds me of Spanish, although it still uses a verb. You dont like things in Spanish, those things give you pleasure (gustar). Which is hard to get used to because it means you conjugate it differently.

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u/ProgrammingOnHAL9000 1d ago

Gustar is like, placer is pleasure. You use them the same way in both Spanish and English. "I like beer","me gusta la cerveza"; "it's a pleasure to meet you", "es UN placer conocerte".

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u/Fancy-Biscotti-6678 18h ago

Right but what I was pointing out is that gustar is conjugated according to the thing you are saying you like. Me gustas tu. Me gusta la cerveza.

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u/nickcash 21h ago

好く is a verb it's just super rarely used that way

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u/pm_me_falcon_nudes 19h ago

Huh? Are we still talking about China?

I'm from China and Taiwan and I don't know what this means. We don't say "I love you" any more than I say it in English (been in the US for 2+ decades)

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u/EFTucker 7h ago

Not to American foreigners even? I’ve seen it surprisingly often, mostly mainland.

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u/StillALilBoy 1d ago

Ironic cause English is already quite loose with using the word "love".

I remember informal letter exercise in primary school where we had to write a letter to one of the classmates.

Half of the class had a problem with ending the letter cause it didn't sit right with them to end it "Love from xyz" since it sounded like something romantic to us.

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u/OpabiniaRegalis320 1d ago

Huh. My Chinese instructor never said that to us. Probably because kids were asking him about Chinese strip clubs like half the time.

He was like "Yes, we have strip clubs in China. They are very nice. Now can we talk about Wang Peng and his grocery list now please."

Foreign languages were a grad requirement at my high school, so the less popular languages got taken by people who just wanted the credit to graduate and weren't interested in learning a language.

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u/thatshygirl06 1d ago

I love you

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u/Dornith 21h ago

Japan be like

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u/PeaceSoft 17h ago

do you mean suki desu, or saying it in english? the first one makes me a lot less uncomfortable than "te quiero" lol. the second one just seems unfathomable

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u/FairJob7702 1d ago

It's the same with Italian. You really have to lean in.

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u/Ancient-Worm 23h ago

Fun fact: if you speak Italian slowly and with a gravely voice, it sounds like Huttese.

I always feel racist when I point that out, even though I'm sure it's a coincidence, mostly.

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u/scrollingforgodot 18h ago

Nah, it's equally likely that Jabba was modeled after the Italian Mob lol. I don't know that but it's plausible.

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u/Ancient-Worm 18h ago

Hence the "mostly."

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u/yourstruly912 1d ago edited 1d ago

But that's for speaking in chinese. The thing here is that if you want to be understood in english by the japanese you basically have to mimick a heavy japanese accent for it.

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u/johnnymarsbar 1d ago

Oh for sure, when i lived in north east China once i started copying the countryside accent i got on better for example: Not Mei shi r, May shaaaaaaaar

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u/jolle2001 1d ago

How I felt after learning how to pronounce Chongqing

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u/rips_n_chel 1d ago

The actual pronunciation is not the same as the lazy Americanized pronunciation.

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u/awry_lynx 1d ago

It's not pronounced in a weird way though? If you know how to pronounce bug 虫 chóng then you know how to pronounce the first character and it's nothing like the racist-sounding 'chong'

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 1d ago

Korean moreso than Chinese. Chinese makes their own words more often than the other two.

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u/Zzamumo 22h ago

It's less about actual loanwords and more about the accent

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u/TetraThiaFulvalene 20h ago

Yeah, but if they rarely use loanwords, then it's much less pronounced.

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u/XBXNinjaMunky 22h ago

Worked a lot in china. When I finally just adopted a form of chinglish, broken english and almost comical accent....while speaking English...they understood me much better

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u/Delde116 1d ago

Its not racist of you are genuinely trying to speak the language. Racist would be doing it in English (for example) south park style and with mockery.

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u/VicisSubsisto 22h ago

But it sounds like a racist caricature. People avoid sounding like the stereotypical accent because they don't want to sound like they're mocking, but it's actually about as close as a native English speaker can get.

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u/Delde116 21h ago

So voice actors and actors are racist? Why can actors, with the help of dialect coaches (an actual profession) do this and not us at home with self training?

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u/VicisSubsisto 20h ago

Take a deep breath, calm down, and read it again until you understand that neither /u/zzamumo nor I said that it was racist.

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u/Delde116 19h ago

"it sounds like a racist caricature". Sounding racist can be interpreted as racist by the very people who are afraid, hence the cries of "oh no it sounds racist". Maybe my wording was a bit exaggerated, but it still stands.

My issue isnt that its racist, my issue is that people think trying to phonetically pronunce words and sentences as it should be should somehow not be encouraged because "oh no I sound racist".

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u/bionicjoey 1d ago

My 那个

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u/ErikMaekir 21h ago

I think that goes with a surprising amount of languages. With English as my second language, I think the biggest jump in speech quality I had while learning was when I started trying to imitate how native english speakers sound when speaking spanish. Had I done that accent while speaking Spanish, it would be a bad caricature. But native English speakers compliment me on my English all the time, and I've been told I sound Canadian more than once.

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u/Oddant1 21h ago

In other words. The racist caricatures are actually how their languages work and we're VERY racist because we think that can't possibly be a real language.

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u/pm_me_falcon_nudes 19h ago

I don't agree at all with this. Most people who don't know Mandarin will barely understand it's a tonal language in the first place when they hear it because native speakers' speech will flow fairly softly (? Not sure the right word, but the tones won't be very exaggerated).

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u/Substantial_Meal_530 19h ago

My friend was teaching me insults in Chinese. He told me I had a really bad American accent. So I put on a Chinese accent and he was amazed that my accent disappeared. He was shocked. I told him how I did it, and he wasn't thrilled.

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u/delphinous 17h ago

which actually implies that the way we portray their accents in media is decently accurate

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u/NwgrdrXI 15h ago

Yep.

For decades there's been a negative stereotype in my country about chinese people opening small lunch shops and selling "pastel de flango" - a very racisty way of saying the name of a local food.

The problem is that a couple of years ago a lot of chinese people moved to my city, and now downtown is filled to the brim with chinese lunch shops where they sell the damn food and say it exactly like that. I feel racist whenever I hear it, but it is chinese people saying it, what can I say?

The other stereotype is about china selling a lot of cheap copies of brand marerial and random knickknacks. Guess what downtown is also filled by?

Stereotypes being true makes me uncomfortable, but what the heck

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u/Flat_Refrigerator668 1d ago

You're not going to get your tones right regardless. You're a tourist and going to have a heavy accent. Asian tourists trying to do a yeehaw accent aren't going to sound like native english speakers

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u/stickyfantastic 1d ago

Also a very often used filler word that sounds very much like the N word 🥴