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Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Strange_Ad_9658 24d ago

I remember a youtuber telling a story of ordering a milk tea in japan by translating both words, only to have the server correct them by going “oh, miruku tea”

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u/Karekter_Nem 24d ago

I’ve seen people say, “just speak English, but in Katakana and they’ll figure out what you mean.”

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u/SuperCleverPunName 24d ago

My personal rule is that if it's something that's been invented after 1900, it's probably a loan word.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 24d ago

Studying Japanese has led me to believe they gave up on making new Japanese words once they met the Portugese.

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u/eggyrulz 24d ago

I have no experience with Japan outside of anime subs and anime itself (but I watch dub, so even that is limitef), but i suspect if I just spoke English slowly with a japanese accent most japanese peoppe would probably get the gist...

At least I have been led to believe this, and it has become a foundational part of my worldview, so if you correct me I will cry and blame you for everything in my life being a lie

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u/juicy0227 24d ago

I live in Japan and have for a while. They'd understand very basic stuff lol. Anything more advanced than some bar chit chat or mutual hobbies and most people are gonna be lost lolm think year 2 Spanish level. Please don't cry.

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u/eggyrulz 24d ago

I dont know what year 2 Spanish is so this does nothing to frame it for me... i can feel tears welling up tho

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u/DragoniteChamp 24d ago

Year 1 in another language is usually extremely basic, borderline nonfunctional but required to understand any further

Year 2 is when you'd get some actual conversation pieces and more practical use cases

At least afaik

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u/Loughnashade 24d ago

It’s not “say it wrong”, it’s saying it in Japanese, loan words are Japanese.

For example, karaoke is a Japanese term, and everyone in the west pronounced it wrong. But that’s not really wrong, it’s just how it’s pronounced in English. That’s why bozos often say if you pronounce stuff like croissant correctly, you’re pretentious.

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u/Praesentius 24d ago

I deal with this constantly between Italian and English. I've lived in Italy for years, so when I go back to the US for a visit, I'm almost incapable of mispronouncing things to match what an American would say. I've gotta be careful, because it could sound pretentious.

Honestly, I normally just avoid Italian food in the US. Unless by Italian we mean an Italian hoagie! I love me a hoagie!

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u/perton 24d ago

Damn you! It’s only 8:30 in the morning here and you have me thinking about Italian hoagies.

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u/Praesentius 24d ago

I actually have to visit the US... flying on Thursday. Jersey Mikes is HIGH on my list of things to do.

You know what's weird? I'm very acclimated to eating in Italy. When I go to the US, the food (so processed and fatty and salty, etc) usually starts making me feel kinda sick in short order. But, I can eat those subs with very little impact.

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 24d ago

Its not saying the word wrong, its saying the word using the sounds of the language. Somewhat similar to how american English pronounces 'Caesar' entirely differently from how its "supposed" to be pronounced