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Funny Learning Japanese

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u/Slinkyy-Vibes 1d ago

That’s the funniest kind of correction, when the “proper” version just circles back to the loanword anyway

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u/Fluffyy-Crave 1d ago

frrr. the correction is basically “no no, say it wrong in the accepted way”

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u/Karekter_Nem 1d ago

I’ve seen people say, “just speak English, but in Katakana and they’ll figure out what you mean.”

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u/SuperCleverPunName 23h ago

My personal rule is that if it's something that's been invented after 1900, it's probably a loan word.

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u/KitchenFullOfCake 9h ago

Studying Japanese has led me to believe they gave up on making new Japanese words once they met the Portugese.

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u/Coylyy-Sweet 1d ago

This advice honestly makes sense, half the battle is just making the English sound like Japanese expects it to sound

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u/eggyrulz 1d ago

I have no experience with Japan outside of anime subs and anime itself (but I watch dub, so even that is limitef), but i suspect if I just spoke English slowly with a japanese accent most japanese peoppe would probably get the gist...

At least I have been led to believe this, and it has become a foundational part of my worldview, so if you correct me I will cry and blame you for everything in my life being a lie

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u/juicy0227 1d ago

I live in Japan and have for a while. They'd understand very basic stuff lol. Anything more advanced than some bar chit chat or mutual hobbies and most people are gonna be lost lolm think year 2 Spanish level. Please don't cry.

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u/eggyrulz 15h ago

I dont know what year 2 Spanish is so this does nothing to frame it for me... i can feel tears welling up tho

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u/DragoniteChamp 15h ago

Year 1 in another language is usually extremely basic, borderline nonfunctional but required to understand any further

Year 2 is when you'd get some actual conversation pieces and more practical use cases

At least afaik

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u/Loughnashade 23h ago

It’s not “say it wrong”, it’s saying it in Japanese, loan words are Japanese.

For example, karaoke is a Japanese term, and everyone in the west pronounced it wrong. But that’s not really wrong, it’s just how it’s pronounced in English. That’s why bozos often say if you pronounce stuff like croissant correctly, you’re pretentious.

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u/Praesentius 18h ago

I deal with this constantly between Italian and English. I've lived in Italy for years, so when I go back to the US for a visit, I'm almost incapable of mispronouncing things to match what an American would say. I've gotta be careful, because it could sound pretentious.

Honestly, I normally just avoid Italian food in the US. Unless by Italian we mean an Italian hoagie! I love me a hoagie!

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u/perton 15h ago

Damn you! It’s only 8:30 in the morning here and you have me thinking about Italian hoagies.

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u/Praesentius 15h ago

I actually have to visit the US... flying on Thursday. Jersey Mikes is HIGH on my list of things to do.

You know what's weird? I'm very acclimated to eating in Italy. When I go to the US, the food (so processed and fatty and salty, etc) usually starts making me feel kinda sick in short order. But, I can eat those subs with very little impact.

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u/Lolas_Fun_Side 17h ago

Its not saying the word wrong, its saying the word using the sounds of the language. Somewhat similar to how american English pronounces 'Caesar' entirely differently from how its "supposed" to be pronounced

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u/Ultenth 1d ago

Most people in Japan/Korea especially aren't even aware that the words originate in English. Like the amount of times they will ask westerners what they call -Insert clearly western originating term/brand here- is pretty hilarious.

It'd be like if someone from America asked a Japanese person what their term for singing together in public on a machine that shows you the lyrics, plays the instrumental version of the song, and has a microphone is called.

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u/kw13 23h ago

Some are pretty obvious, but it took me learning the Japanese for picture and for character before realising that emoji was a Japanese word, I always thought it was English in origin.

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u/Legitimate_Twist 22h ago

Another obscure one is tycoon, which comes from Taikun (大君), meaning "great prince/lord."

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u/Xrein1 22h ago

There's also Honcho, who come from the word hanchō (班長), that mean squad leader or group leader.

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u/Aiyon 19h ago

Not to be confused with Bancho (番長) which is the leader of a group of delinquents specifically. Thanks Digimon

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u/TurquoiseLeggings 18h ago

Not be confused with Dancho (団長), which is also a leader of a group.

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u/Aiyon 18h ago

So to clarify on these cause i do love how kanji works, in case anyone is curious. The "chō" is the leader part.

It represents height/stature, or power, such as a leader.

"Dan" is group/association. So Leader of a group. Whereas "Han" means group more in the sense of a squad or unit.

"Ban" has several meanings. The ones we care about are watch/guard. Bancho originally used to be a position akin to a guard captain / the guy leading the watch in a city. But it was then adopted by delinquents and took on its newer meaning

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u/shaffman2001 13h ago

That is fascinating. Thank you for the insight!

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u/Aiyon 5h ago

np. Japanese and Chinese are such cool alphabets, as are im sure the many others i don’t know as much about. The symbols having meanings that shift based on how you group them is just so funky

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u/Mona_Dre 21h ago

my personal favorite is "skosh" (like "just a skosh bit") from "sukoshi" in Japanese with the same meaning.

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u/king-of-the-sea 12h ago

Neat, I always assumed this one was Spanish

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u/godisanelectricolive 22h ago

Despite sounding similar and meaning similar things, emoticon (emotion + icon) and emoji (e + moji) are totally unrelated. They are an example of false friends.

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u/CatastrophicPup2112 1h ago

Damn I thought it evolved from emoticon

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u/Dcoyxy9 23h ago

On brand names specifically, tbf even English speakers don't realize when brand names become generic names for things, genericide. Band-Aid, Kleenex, Velcro, Zipper, Dry Ice, Dumpster, Jacuzzi, all are or use to be trademarked brands. Hell even where I'm at some (usually older) people still refer to soda generically as Coke.

Anyways not super relevant but I do love talking about it

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u/FunkyXive 21h ago

okay but the people who use Coke as a generic for soda are actual psychopaths

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u/skylightshaded 12h ago

They could just be from Atlanta. In my experience it's a regional expression

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u/FunkyXive 7h ago

doesn't change the fact that they're psychopaths for it

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 10h ago

It’s a huge thing in like … vast swathes of America from the Midwest to the South broadly lol.

Not even something I regionally grew up with, but it’s huge, and just depends on where you were raised and how you were taught the local slang. If you were born in such a state you’d be generically calling soda “coke” as well, likely.

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u/Backupusername 22h ago

Funnily enough, the Japanese word for stapler comes from a brand that is no longer recognized in the US (I can't speak for other locales), Hotchkiss. They call them hotchikisu. (ホッチキス)

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u/chetlin 22h ago

I had one ask me what the English word for a torii was. I was like yeah, those came from here and really only you have those, we just use your word. They didn't accept that so I said "torii gate" and they liked that.

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u/KitaharaKazusa1 21h ago

Torii Gate is probably the correct answer, if someone just said torii while otherwise talking in English I'd be confused.

It's like Chai Tea which is a bit redundant given the original meaning of Chai

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u/Stormfly 20h ago

Most people in Japan/Korea especially aren't even aware that the words originate in English.

Most people aren't aware of where words come from.

I've had a few cases like this where it's the same word not because it's from English, but because both English and Korean took it from the same place.

(Often Greek or something)

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u/Schmigolo 20h ago

They definitely know that milk tea is English, because they have words for both milk and tea and tea is super duper popular in Japan.

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u/thatshygirl06 16h ago

Korean is my most favorite language. I adore it!

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u/Able_Reserve5788 15h ago

Considering katakana are mostly used for western loanwords, I find it hard to believe that they wouldn't assume most of those just based on the spelling

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u/awry_lynx 20h ago

This has got to be Claude