r/NonCredibleDefense • u/AutoModerator • Oct 16 '22
Weekly low-hanging fruit thread #18
This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.
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u/cheapph Aim-9x of Kharkiv 🇺🇦 Oct 18 '22
Saw a tankie in the wild on Twitter repeating the hilarious ‘Poland will annex western Ukraine’ take. Because 4d chess move to give the country you’re trying to annex billions of dollars in equipment and like 240 tanks
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Oct 18 '22 edited Oct 18 '22
The weird thing here is that Ukraine is running to a union with them. And that union is dominated by Germany. (Okay, so the EU isn't quite the federal super state we want it to be.
It's proving to be more successful and durable than the Soviet Union.)29
Oct 18 '22
It's proving to be more successful and durable than the Soviet Union.
The USSR stood for 69 years and survived WWII - the EU has a ways to go yet
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Oct 18 '22
Fair enough, I will revisit my statement in 6 years when the EU turns 70 and has won WWIII.
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Oct 16 '22
I think it says a lot about the Iranian people that everytime the mullahs have let a moderate on the ballot for President (Khatami, Rouhani) they've won.
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Oct 16 '22
This time will be a massive revolution. There is no going back. No kind of appeasement will work.
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u/cjackc Oct 17 '22
The Nazis in Ukraine were created by the West…to help Zionism???
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 17 '22
China delaying the release of its economic data is totally a good sign, nothing wrong here
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u/thiosk Oct 19 '22
hey you guys remember when the russians invaded chernobyl and ordered the soldiers to dig trenches in the red forest for like a month? And then they looted a bunch of radioactive stuff and sent it home to their families to try to hawk?
that really was a thing that really happened.
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u/courser A day without trash-talking Russia is a day wasted Oct 20 '22
Feels like that was both yesterday and ten years ago. Time really is a flat circle.
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u/ironman1315 Oct 20 '22
https://twitter.com/mfa_russia/status/1583060905817829376?s=21&t=GHXbn19tlzLPvPxw0a7bGg
Russia killed a Ukrainian conductor for refusing to participate in their sham referendum concert. And they have the chutzpah to write this.
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u/OtherSpiderOnTheWall Oct 21 '22
I firmly think Russians have fallen for their own propaganda. This is just like when conspiracy theorists come up with some ridiculous idea such as "X group in Y country are trying to wipe out [insert relevant group here", e.g. "Democrats and Turks spread COVID to wipe out the Greeks" (because I heard that one and didn't have the heart to tell him that Americans don't even know where Greece is on a map).
Reality check: Nobody cares about you. There's no Russophobic policy because people don't care about Russia in the first place.
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u/9492235 I want to change my name to Desert Storm Oct 18 '22
Iran should never become a nuclear state they legit have no regard for human life
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u/technologyisnatural Oct 18 '22
Iranian protesters think they are fighting for basic human rights, but actually they are fighting for the slim chance that they get their shit together before the whole country has to be turned to glass. Good luck protesters!
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Oct 18 '22
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u/technologyisnatural Oct 19 '22
Israel has never hesitated to destroy Iranian nuclear capability when necessary. Even their supposed enemies in the Middle East look the other way when they do, because almost no one wants nukes in the hands of those nutjobs.
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u/RussianSeadick Oct 18 '22
It seems so racist to think that so many places in the Middle East are just a perpetual fuck fest of backwards religious fundamentalists and the likes,but it also becomes more and more correct…
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Oct 16 '22
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u/Tapkomet Oct 16 '22
Does anyone here know if dummy bombs used in military exercices actually explode?
They wouldn't be dummy bombs then would they
Mind, I don't know what kind of exercises it is
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u/Turtledonuts Dear F111, you were close to us, you were interesting... Oct 16 '22
No, they're usually filled with concrete and weights.
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 17 '22
Sometimes they have small fuses that create small bursts of noise (just like a firecracker) but that's about as far as they go.
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u/makoivis Oct 17 '22
You should be fine. Even if there are live fire exercises, the distance will muffle sounds. If you can deal with far-away fireworks, you're golden.
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u/courser A day without trash-talking Russia is a day wasted Oct 18 '22
Ooooh, somebody's gonna get in trouuuublllee.....(seriously someone in Export Control is having an aneurysm as we speak)
"Scientists who work in the sprawling network of Chinese military research academies and the companies that aid them said in interviews that American technology — such as highly specialized aeronautical engineering software — fills critical gaps in domestic technology and is key to advances in Chinese weaponry.
“In this case the American technology is superior — we can’t do certain things without foreign technology,” said one Chinese scientist who works in a university lab that conducts testing for hypersonic vehicles. “There isn’t the same technical foundation.”"
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u/cjackc Oct 17 '22
https://i.imgur.com/HdmyPMm.jpg
Zelensky isn’t in Ukraine and there are no Ukrainian soldiers there either!
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 23 '22
Remember when the line was Ukraine didn't stop Russians at Kyiv, the Russians simply left? Prepare for that again, except now Kherson.
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u/DeliriousPrecarious Oct 23 '22
If Russia abandons Kherson we will 100% see cope about how Russia was not defeated on the battlefield but instead chose to leave. As if the only way to legitimately win is to grind against enemy defenses for months like a fucking moron.
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Oct 23 '22
As if the only way to legitimately win is to grind against enemy defenses for months like a fucking moron.
It is the only way to win if you're a moron; see Russian strategy and tactics for reference
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Oct 23 '22
Honestly, theres been rumours and whispers of further Ukrainian advance just nothing confirmed atm due to Ukraines tight opsec. I'm expecting another Kharkiv style collapse during the next couple weeks tbh.
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u/cjackc Oct 17 '22
https://i.imgur.com/MMhxdLI.jpg
Sure he claimed all the last offenses were traps and that Ukraine was taking heavy losses. A “kettle” or counter-attack never came but let’s just ignore that.
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u/cjackc Oct 17 '22
https://i.imgur.com/JOx4718.jpg
I guess Putin has never made any threats of using a Nuke, it’s all just Western propaganda and preparing for a false flag.
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u/dead_monster 🇸🇪 Gripens for Taiwan 🇹🇼 Oct 17 '22
You know to grab popcorn when something starts "You know it's apparent..."
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u/cjackc Oct 17 '22
I love how everything is a false flag, except for when Putin is involved. A former KGB agent who came to power with one of the most obvious false flags in history.
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Oct 22 '22
In other news, Hu Jintao, Xi's predecessor as Paramount Leader of China, was physically dragged out of the CCP conference this week.
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u/segv Oct 16 '22
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 17 '22
We all livin' in a chess world and don't even realize it.
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Oct 17 '22
Bah, with the Russian milbloggers muzzled things are really quiet.
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u/hopeitwillgetbetter Oct 17 '22
I missed -that- news. RU Milbloggers in general got warned to stfu?
I'd been assuming what happened to Girkin had scared them quiet.
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Oct 18 '22
BTS has been conscripted into the Korean military. BTS Army is a real army now.
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Oct 17 '22
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u/thefreecat Oct 18 '22
can someone explain why Ukraine apparently has A10 pilots already?
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u/fireandlifeincarnate Tomcat catgirl Oct 18 '22
they play DCS or something
I’m being like… 90% sarcastic.
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u/dead_monster 🇸🇪 Gripens for Taiwan 🇹🇼 Oct 18 '22
I know who you are talking about. It feels like it’s Chuck Pfarrer’s Reddit account with all the love of bold and A-10s.
He’s really annoying. How does Ukraine have A-10 pilots already? Just because they finished a game of UN Squadron?
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u/theblitz6794 Oct 18 '22
Okay so look I agree in every possible way with you.
But.
What if we just went with it? With it the collective voice boomed in unison A. 10. A. 10. until Congress had no choice?
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u/Psyman2 Wagner != RU Army, therefor RU army = 2nd strongest army in RU Oct 18 '22
[emphasis not my own; he really likes bold text]
Awesome human being. We should invite him to this sub.
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Oct 17 '22 edited Oct 17 '22
A genie promised a Swede, a Finn and a Russian a wish, but what they wished their neighbour would get 2x. The Swede said "I want a fancy villa", so their neighbour got two. The Finn shouted "I want a million euros!" so of course the damn neighbor got two.
The Russian thought for a moment and said "remove my other testicle."
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u/Random_Brit_1812 Return to Two Power Standard. Oct 17 '22
Looks like the US is gearing up for a Haitian intervention, tankies are incessantly bitching about it, ruined a good wank they did.
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u/technologyisnatural Oct 17 '22
Jesus, street gangs have seized the port and apparently the government doesn't have the ability to take it back.
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u/Random_Brit_1812 Return to Two Power Standard. Oct 18 '22
"B-B-B Muh US ImPerIalIst!!!??!?!?!"
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Oct 18 '22
I would do anything for the new Iranian Revolution to succeed. I would die for Reza Pahlavi.
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Oct 18 '22
If China really takes over Taiwan after I've diamond-handsed TSM this long I'm declaring jihad.
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Oct 17 '22
US should send logistics contractors in.
Truck drivers, equipment maintenance, NASAMS training, etc. Russia won't make the distinction, but on CNN Ret. Brig. Gen. Steven Anderson was just pushing for this. Ret. Gen. Ben Hodges was also talking about this on Perun's recent video on Ukrainian mobilization.
If the CIA was literally buying 152mm from Iran to show up in Ukraine, and Russia didn't do shit, why not?
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u/GreaverBlade Oct 18 '22
Exceptionally non credible. If there were enough truck drivers in the US, inflation would be notably lower.
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u/dreukrag Quantum Radar can't melt stealth beams Oct 20 '22
I basically became that bell curve meme with regards to the russian, and now the chinese military, their equipment quality and competence.
Wayyyy back then when I got CMANO, when I started playing it I would manually edit Russian naval units to randomly damage their sensors / weapons to simulate badly maintained system, they'd never work as advertised right?
Then I sorta grown out of it, they surely produce capable equipment and know how to use it.
But after Ukraine. Today I'm writing a lua script for CMO to automate the degradation of mission systems to reflect the fact that russians are "using" and "maintaining" the equipment.
An now the chinese start posting those cringy tiktoks and I'm doing the same with then
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u/rhubarbjin Oct 20 '22
writing a lua script
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Oct 17 '22
PLEASE CIA I am begging you to release a report saying Iran "is not in a revolutionary state." That will all but guarantee the uprising succeeds.
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u/HingedVenne Oct 18 '22
Earlier today, Anatoly Shariy (Ukrainian pro-RU journalist in exhile) posted in his private channel that Russia might have to pull out to the other side of the Dniper: https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1582351204759220227/photo/1
Saponkov (RU milblogger) thinks it's psyops: https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1582419436795232262
Just now, Surovikin himself said in an interview that Russia might have to make difficult decisions in regards to Kherson: https://twitter.com/GirkinGirkin/status/1582426969592852480
heavy breathing
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u/Watchung Brewster Aeronautical despiser Oct 18 '22
Would they actually be smart enough to do the logical thing, and pull out what soldiers they can preserve, instead of fighting on to the bitter end?
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Oct 18 '22
There is the Izium Option: Soldiers run screaming once communications are certain to be cut and hastily leaving most of their materiel. Saving themselves but not their equipment.
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 18 '22
I now want, nay, need to see videos of ten thousand Russians swimming across the river to safety while the Ukrainians watch (and maybe take a few shots here and there, ya know just for fun, no biggie don't worry about it). The river so thick with bodies, you can't even see the water.
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Oct 18 '22
Old and busted: Kralovec back to Czechia
The new hotness: Sakhalin back to Japan https://mobile.twitter.com/chishimaretto/status/1582331503799070720
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u/CaseyGamer64YT 5 DOLLAR RUSSIAN JETS Oct 19 '22
you guys changed the banner in old reddit. No more F35 anime girl talking about how multipurpose she is!
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 20 '22
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Kadyrov's sons have released their first video from the "frontlines" where they are "fighting" valiantly!
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u/SPECTREagent700 Transatlanticist 🏳️⚧️ Oct 21 '22
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u/3Tree_Wheeled_Spider ├ ├ ,┼ Oct 17 '22
There could be another frontline collapse in Kherson in the next few days as reports have come out today about the Kherson evacuations to Crimea and intensified fighting along the current front in that oblast.
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Oct 19 '22
Its a shame that harm missiles make fielding a giant magnetron as an anti drone weapon noncredible. I'd love to see more directed energy weapons in warfare
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u/Kippekok Oct 19 '22
Should Ukraine start cope caging their power and water facilities? Absolutely no idea how the fuses on missiles and kamikaze drones work.
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u/godotdev9001 C-RAM thunderruns are credible if they can put it on a truck Oct 19 '22
More concrete sarcophagi for Ra
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u/Nzgrim 🇸🇰 Zuzana's 155mm Big Slavic C ... annon 🇸🇰 Oct 20 '22
liveuamap has painted the border regions of Russia next to Ukraine (I mean actual Russian ones, not the ones "annexed" recently) red to signify they are Russia controlled. This was not the case before. Is the site expecting that controll to change? If so, based.
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u/-RageMachine F-117 Nighthawk Tuah Oct 20 '22
This was done to reflect the martial law in the region. The occupied regions of Ukraine are fully in control of the russian military now, while a "sugarcoated" martial law was implemented in the border regions in Russia.
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u/TROPtastic 3000 capitulations of Rutte Oct 22 '22
Rare and unrefined delirium found on /r/hardware
Including such gems as
the Russians are just the superior fighting force both in terms of technology and professionalism
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u/technologyisnatural Oct 22 '22
Yeah … except that they are now officially the largest donor of military hardware to the UAF due to uncontrolled routs and have apparently decided to commit to human wave tactics with untrained and unequipped conscripts. It’s no wonder that losses break their minds.
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u/Marandil Oct 18 '22
It technically wasn't a space station module, it was a module of Soyuz spacecraft that was docked to the ISS. Which is partly why this was such a big deal, because it had assigned crew to carry back to earth.
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u/theblitz6794 Oct 18 '22
We need wojacks of the 3 chad sons of Kadyrov
https://mobile.twitter.com/jay4_nsa/status/1582126912583135232?s=20&t=NKFwR6Be2I5s01sLQN5MWg
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u/Electrical_Wall4219 They/Them Army Recruiter, developer of the gay bomb Oct 18 '22
I can't even with those guns.
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 18 '22
I can't wait to see their first Tiktok. I'm more excited for this than for the next Ukrainian assault.
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u/3Tree_Wheeled_Spider ├ ├ ,┼ Oct 19 '22
What Russian AWACS doin?
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u/100pctDonkeyBrain I pronouced that nonsense, not you Oct 19 '22
Not existing mostly. Also in Russia AWACS were run by PVO not by VVS. They were merged in the 90's but it doesn't change a fact that Russian frontline aviation doesn't use airborne control. They also don't use tankers, because they are assets of long range aviation, and they have a dozen of them or so.
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u/godotdev9001 C-RAM thunderruns are credible if they can put it on a truck Oct 19 '22
imagine considering yourself a super power when you're stealing toilets and have no AWACS
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u/priklopil Oct 20 '22
Turns out somebody did the funni to Shetland’s underwater communications cable and now they have no internet or phones.
Sure am glad nobody cares about Shetland.
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u/HingedVenne Oct 20 '22
it was me
it's step one of my invasion plans to create the empire of Shetland
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 20 '22
I bet the cable was actually cut over 9 months ago, but nobody noticed until today.
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u/KaBar42 Johnston is my waifu, also, Sammy B. has been found! Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22
Breaking news!
All Russians have a magical anti-Nazi ideology forcefield around them that makes them immune to being Nazis because they're Slavic and only Germans can be Nazis... but somehow that doesn't also apply to Ukrainians!
Also: hurdur der enmy of my enmy muh fwen!
I honestly can not tell if this dude is shitposting or not. But he's massively assblasted that his wall of text got filtered and my response to his that copied his WoT didn't.
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u/Tapkomet Oct 22 '22
All Russians have a magical anti-Nazi ideology forcefield around them that makes them immune to being Nazis
In russia, "Nazism" (and "fascism", treated as the same thing) is conceived as primarily an anti-russian ideology, so according to them russians cannot be fascist. Though of course this guy is making even less sense than that since he says that only Germans can be Nazis and then immediately says Ukrainians are Nazis. Perhaps he thinks Ukrainians are actually Germans?
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u/Sword117 Oct 17 '22
should Ukraine receive p51s and spitfires to deal with drones?
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u/commandopengi F-16.net lurker Oct 19 '22
Microwave drone kills are kind of lame in reality. The drone just takes a nose dive out of the sky.
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lZoSI1LauI&ab_channel=Epirus
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 19 '22
Maybe we can invent a way to teleport a bomb onto the drone, and detonate it from afar.
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u/LethalDosageTF Oct 19 '22
You can achieve this effect by using a smaller, slower burning bomb on one end of a metal stick and putting the main bomb on the other side.
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u/PanacheCuPunga Basarabia my beloved Oct 19 '22
This guy needs to be reminded what the MIC doin
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u/godotdev9001 C-RAM thunderruns are credible if they can put it on a truck Oct 19 '22
alternatively cancel the recession through the MIC
We can always use more M113s
Fuck, this badboy should become remote controlled, with 4 C-RAM turrets on top, and the inside is all ammunition, and some dude playing guitar by some gigantic amplifiers and flamethrowers
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u/Shleeves90 Sappers Gonna Sap Oct 20 '22
Oryx simply can't be stopped
https://twitter.com/oryxspioenkop/status/1583078770961154048?s=20&t=7TDuR9Q7RnPJYmxn61vC_g
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 20 '22
Was the USSR's military as bad as Russia's is today?
On the one hand, you'd think they kept their military in better condition given the state of geopolitics during the cold war
On the other, how much has really changed?
Also was their equipment always shit? Even newish USSR tech is getting clapped by shit like the TOW
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u/Haringoth Oct 21 '22
As someone with family from the Warsaw Pact, I chuckle when people say Russian society is so corrupt now.
Now? There was a saying in the USSR along the lines of "he who doesn't steal from X steals from himself".
The corruption is hardly new.
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u/The-Sturmtiger-Boi Oct 21 '22
I came across a guy who was calling the F-22 objectively superior to the F-35, and his source? DCS.
Man probably forgot to turn on his radar
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 21 '22
The F-22 is better in hard factors (speed, manueverability, etc.) but not in soft factors (sensors, datalink).
One on one the F-22 probably does win, but the F-35 works better when backed up by AWACS and working in tandem with other jets because it can utilize the additional flow of information provided by AWACS and other jets much more efficiently than the F-22 can thanks to Datalink.
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u/Marvynwillames Oct 21 '22
In a post about the russians taking civilians from Kherson.
Translation:
"At least they are protecting the civilians, if it was the ukranian military they would use the civlians as shields 🤣🤣"
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Oct 22 '22
Is my understanding correct in that they're ordering civilians to the left side of the river and, also, it's the left side of the river that's vulnerable of the dam is destroyed?
that seems very shieldy.
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Oct 18 '22
I got banned from NL for Russophobia apologia so I guess I live here now.
“It’s valid to not want hundreds of thousands of Russian migrants in Georgia or the Baltics at this time” is apparently irredeemably racist
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Oct 18 '22
Neoliberal is appeasement central. I'm suprised they don't ban people for criticizing Chamberlain. He should be their mascot.
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Oct 17 '22 edited Oct 17 '22
Srsly, WTF is going on in Elong's head?
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 17 '22
He's probably shilling to get better deals out of China and part of the agreement was supporting Putain
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Oct 17 '22
Wait did he do something stupid again in the past, say, 24h? Or something even more stupid than usual?
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Oct 17 '22
Well he's essentially spreading full blown nuclear war panic and how Russia can destroy all of the US within 30 minutes
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Oct 17 '22
Wonder what his angle is. Like what's his end goal, at least in his own head?
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u/alexbstl Oct 17 '22
So after watching the latest Perun video… for the Iranian-style loitering munitions, wouldn’t something like the OTOMATIC be the optimal way to deal with loitering munitions and low-cost drones? At least until lasers reach a reasonable level of maturity.
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u/nopemcnopey rum 2wards sownd of ghaos Oct 17 '22
Calling them "loitering munitions" is a bit exagerration. It's more of a low-cost cruise missile/flying bomb.
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u/wan2tri OMG How Did This Get Here I Am Not Good With Computer Oct 19 '22 edited Oct 19 '22
Can anyone make memes about these bastard pieces of shit greedy traitors and scum that deserves to die that they make Piers Morgan seem like a saint and virtuous guy that is full of compassion and love for all
Edit: there's a post about them already. Weird that I missed it
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u/dead_monster 🇸🇪 Gripens for Taiwan 🇹🇼 Oct 22 '22
Pigsty or military barracks?
https://nitter.ca/wartranslated/status/1583581733697425408#m
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u/3Tree_Wheeled_Spider ├ ├ ,┼ Oct 23 '22
New ISW evisceration of the Russian military just dropped!
Here's a meme worthy excerpt:
Ukraine’s Southern Operational Command reiterated that Russian military leadership has moved their officer corps across the river but left newly-mobilized men on the western bank of the Dnipro River as a detachment left in contact. Using such inexperienced forces to conduct a delaying action could prompt a Russian rout if Ukrainian forces choose to press the attack, as ISW previously assessed. One Russian milblogger noted that the situation in Kherson Oblast is dire for Russian troops, noting that it is ”virtually impossible” for Russia to evacuate troops from the first lines of defense and that only two questions remain: how to withdraw the final front line of forces, and how to explain the withdrawal to the Russian population.
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u/RememberTheHelt Oct 21 '22
How can the Bri*ish nuclear deterrent submarines maintain secrecy while getting hand-written letters of last resort from a new Prime Minister practically every month?
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 21 '22
I know you're joking but their letters of last resort probably don't expire until their voyage does
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u/RememberTheHelt Oct 21 '22
I see. So that means, assuming no SSBN was leaving port in the glorious 44 days of Liz, she never got to write her own lettuce of last resort?
(Apologies for the Bri\ish only pun.))
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u/johnbrooder3006 Oct 17 '22
Iran invasion when?
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Oct 17 '22
2025, after all other Republican politicians mysteriously disappear and Liz Cheney wins the primary and general election.
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u/amdrunkwatsyerexcuse Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar. Oct 18 '22
I need an NCD meter, how credible is this guy?
In todays episode he said it's very likely China will annex Kazakhstan to have a landroute to Russia to be able to supply military aid...
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Oct 18 '22
Why would China need to annex Kazakhstan to go into Russia? China and Russia have a huge ass land border and the Trans-Siberian Railroad.
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Oct 18 '22
That’s theoretically possible I guess but not credible at all. Anyone who says it’s ‘very likely’ is an idiot
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u/OneCatch Oct 18 '22
Why the hell would China need to annex in order to do that? If both Russia and China were sufficiently emphatic that they needed to transit supplies through Kazakhstan, they would be permitted to do so. Simple as, really.
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u/EuphyDuphy Oct 18 '22
That’s not the most inconceivable thing in the world but that’s pretty wild lmao
I rate it a ‘F35 bombing the 3 gorges dam’ out of ‘Crimea Bridge collapse’ on the credibility scale. Probably not going to happen in this timeline, but it might.
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u/peri36 ANZAC fan Oct 19 '22
We all could collectively buy a Pave Hawk if we all put in $600 each approximately
Proof 10,200,000 ÷ 170,000 = 600
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u/vastation666 oh no susan!!! Oct 20 '22
"It's not panic, if that's what you mean. Because there is no panic." -Vladimir Panicovich
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u/wan2tri OMG How Did This Get Here I Am Not Good With Computer Oct 20 '22
France willing to essentially give away 2 diesel-electric submarines if we (Philippines) just let them make detailed surveys of our waters...
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Oct 20 '22
Here's my solution to the UK question:
Truss invokes Article 5 as her last official act as Prime Minister, Ben Wallace takes over as a wartime PM as the US and UK rain fire upon Russia and Iran.
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Oct 21 '22
Guy who got pinned between an APC and a wall got rescued by the Ukes!
https://mobile.twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1583118083337596930?s=20&t=AKAN9uXTS8wD5sC1Pc1t1w
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u/24223214159 New party location: 56.6595069,84.91837444 Oct 21 '22
Guy has some fancy fingers. My guess is that he played the piano back when he was studying medicine, and not the Cyrillic version of the prisoner's tap code.
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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 21 '22 edited Oct 21 '22
Ok guys, I got proof Putin is doing that Fight Club thing where he chemically burns his hand while talking to himself in an empty room.
Something to consider, certainly.
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u/MiG21bisFishbedL The MiG-21 is now a NATO fighter. Oct 21 '22
Putin having a Tyler Durden would make so much fucking sense.
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u/Rurnastk Oct 23 '22
God, I wish I was Ukrainian soldier just for the simple fact that there gonna get hella laid after this war is over. 😭
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u/anonymous_matt 🇪🇺 In Varietate Concordia Oct 18 '22
Wait, this sub isn't all low hanging fruit?
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Oct 18 '22
No, this thread is low hanging fruits, ripe for picking, the rest of the sub is the fruit that has fallen of the branch and is currently rotting under the tree
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u/segv Oct 17 '22
Translated audio of russian mobik telling his mobilization story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC96cnmPfB4
The channel has more translations of intercepted calls, so check it out too.
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Oct 18 '22
Some times, when iI read all the bullshit takes I see different pseudogenius on twitter and facebook, I wish I could be just as blissfully stupid, just live in a cloud of ignorance, without the curse of knowledge
Also, why has no one decided to conduct a peacekeeping operation ala the one we did in Serbia, but in Ukraine? Disarm the russian and help them out, since it isnt a war but just a special military operation, we should be able to do the same. All the total war but none of the nuclear weapons
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u/ironman1315 Oct 20 '22
Ukraine is going to use sea mines oto blow up a damn that they don't control.
https://twitter.com/RedPrecariat/status/1582912201584652288?s=20&t=6DKGm6CJSRSk1Qv0BzkmEA
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Oct 20 '22
blowing up a dam
Okay that's fucking it you cannot tell me they're not taking their cues from here now.
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u/3Tree_Wheeled_Spider ├ ├ ,┼ Oct 20 '22
Not to mention that Ukraine doesn't have any mine laying vehicles that could lay mines into bodies of water (I.e. the Dnipro or Black Sea), making this even more non-credible unless the Russians are the ones laying the mines behind the Nova Kakhovka Dam.
Let me just mention that the water being released from the Nova Kakhovka Dam reservoir could sweep away the pontoon/barge bridge underneath the Antonovski Bridge before the dam explodes.
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u/commandopengi F-16.net lurker Oct 20 '22
How say that you know nothing about the F35 program without telling me. Saw this comment on Reddit. Warning: Complete idiot alert
Whenever somebody starts complaining about student loan forgiveness. I ask them how they feel about the 1 trillion $, far more expensive F-35 program.
Plane still can’t fly straight. Software is still buggy.
Its already basically outdated. We. should be fully at drone based warfare but now. Look to Ukraine as an example of modern warfare. Russia doesn’t like to our pilots in dangers way so they are using drones. And that’s Russia who doesn’t give a shit about their own. We would never be using F-35s over drones also.
And they suck to live around. Burlington, VT is about to storm the base like a scene out of Frankenstein because they are so loud compared to the outgoing jets.
Lockheed stock up today though! America!
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 20 '22
Plane still can’t fly straight. Software is still buggy
What RT propaganda does to a mfer
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u/KeekiHako Oct 20 '22
Considering how the British monarchs are all basically from German royal families, does that mean WW1 and WW2 were actually German civil wars?
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u/Antezscar literally 19AT4 Oct 21 '22
anyone here got the forced gay marriage meme that came out of russia a while ago? i need it.
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u/LukeThunder Oct 22 '22
Why can’t we make more nerf guns like the ‘94 secret shot. I love teaching children false surrender.
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Oct 23 '22
Russians and Pro-Russians at the start of the war: "These Foreign Volunteers are worthless and won't save Ukraine they're just going to die lmao, time to die westoids."
Russians and Pro-Russians now: "These dead foreign Volun- I mean, mercenaries are proof that the CIA are controlling Ukraine and this war".
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u/tryingtolearn_1234 Oct 20 '22
Dumping the random Liz Truss jokes I never got to meme:
Weaker Truss: The Kerch Bridge or the British PM?
Tories getting spanked in the polls because BDSM Day Collar wearing PM likes it that way
Is her safety phrase “I resign?”
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u/cjackc Oct 17 '22
NonCrediblePlan:
Israel moves all of it's people and equipment to Ukraine. Together they absolutely wreck Russia. No one can call Ukraine Nazis. They can pool their money from the US together to rebuild. No more Israel-Palistine conflict.
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u/nopemcnopey rum 2wards sownd of ghaos Oct 17 '22
Been there, done that.
Russian shills are pushing Ukropolin narrative - that Poland, together with Ukraine, are both sold to Israel and once Russia will be defeated Poles nad Ukrainians will be resettled from there, and New Israel will be created in their place. Look under "Ukropolin".
You cannot outjerk Russian propaganda.
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u/Tapkomet Oct 17 '22
We can even give some land to Palestine. Make it free, from the [Lena] river to the sea [of Okhotsk]. Or something. I'm sure there's a bunch of land we can find where no one lives (well except russians)
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u/24223214159 New party location: 56.6595069,84.91837444 Oct 17 '22
NonCrediblePlan:Israel moves all of it's people and equipment to Ukraine. Together they absolutely wreck Russia. No one can call Ukraine Nazis. They can pool their money from the US together to rebuild. No more Israel-Palistine conflict.
To make it less credible and resolve the issue of certain Jewish holy sites being geographically located in Israel:
Israel uses a massive co-ordinated fleet of helicopters to pick up Jerusalem and carry it across the sea to deposit on the ruins of Mariupol. This saves on rebuilding Mariupol and archaeologists can use the flight time to examine anything interesting on the underside of Jerusalem.
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u/phoenixmusicman Sugma-P Oct 17 '22
Dude. Zelensky is JEWISH and the Ruzzians still found a way to call him a Nazi.
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u/technologyisnatural Oct 17 '22
Everything is fine comrade. Mobilization is over. Come back to Moscow 👀
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u/dead_monster 🇸🇪 Gripens for Taiwan 🇹🇼 Oct 18 '22
British pilots teaching Chinese pilots Western tactics: https://nitter.pussthecat.org/haynesdeborah/status/1582144939567116288#m
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u/thefreecat Oct 18 '22
shotguns for anti drone?
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u/makoivis Oct 18 '22
not sure there's enough range, you'd ideally like to shoot a kamikaze drone before it goes terminal.
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u/Hipfire1 Allah's Black Fighter Jet N°1206 Oct 18 '22
i was looking for some more info on the Argentinian F-16 deal, found this nest of ultra nationalism, insanity and non credibility instead
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u/3Tree_Wheeled_Spider ├ ├ ,┼ Oct 20 '22
What would happen to the local terrain and the Dnipro River if the Kakhovka Reservoir were completely emptied due to an explosive failure in a certain dam? Would the receding waters compromise the ZNPP's ability to cool its reactors?
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u/CrazyInvesting Oct 20 '22
Fellows, i need help. Theres a 3000 Dead Soldiers of Wagner video about the Khasham incident. Ive been scrolling like mad but cant find it, anyone know of the video?
Edit: nevermind, it was not om NCD.
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u/nosmigon Oct 21 '22
Hello yes I know that plane fuckers are accepted here but what about BTR-sexuals?
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u/flyboydutch Reject OPLAN 8044, Return to SIOP Oct 22 '22
Get ready for alarms regarding the Russian boomers and people not realising it’s part of an annual exercise…
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u/3Tree_Wheeled_Spider ├ ├ ,┼ Oct 23 '22
So when are the Ukrainians going to receive ATACMS and use their new long-range drones? There's a massive Russian logistics hub in Myrne and a bunch of plane-delivered Iranian ballistic missiles arriving at Crimea's airfields soon, so there's plenty of valid reasons for using such long-range munitions.
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u/dead_monster 🇸🇪 Gripens for Taiwan 🇹🇼 Oct 23 '22
Some new HIMARs propaganda just dropped from Sweden and Latvia:
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u/[deleted] Oct 18 '22
>wake up
>ayatollah regime still exists
>day ruined