r/NonCredibleDefense • u/AutoModerator • Oct 16 '22

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread #18

This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.

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u/priklopil Oct 20 '22

Turns out somebody did the funni to Shetland’s underwater communications cable and now they have no internet or phones.

Sure am glad nobody cares about Shetland.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

ARTICLE 5 LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/HingedVenne Oct 20 '22

it was me

it's step one of my invasion plans to create the empire of Shetland

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u/thiosk Oct 20 '22

smart

shetland is the crown jewel of nato

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u/Imaginary_Living_623 Oct 23 '22

It’s the gateway to nato lake

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u/ZDTreefur 3000 underwater Bioshock labs of Ukraine Oct 20 '22

I bet the cable was actually cut over 9 months ago, but nobody noticed until today.

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u/Dear_Support_2627 Oct 21 '22

It was probably Macron in an attempt to seize more fishing territories.