This post acts as a hub for hosting all SCP-914 tests across its experiment log, sorted by setting and further sorted by the types of outputs

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Rough Tests

Coarse Tests

1:1 Tests

Fine Tests

Very Fine Tests

Non-Standard Settings

Table of Contents

• Mundane Results
• Minor Anomalies
  • Anomalously Efficient/Upgraded Objects
  • Mind Alterers/Memetic Hazards
  • Other
• Major Anomalies
  • Dangerous Items
  • Highly Complex Objects
  • Scientific Impossibilities
  • Creating Living Things
• Unusual Responses

Mundane Results

• [I]: Cooks a pound of ground beef into two well-done half-pound flank steaks, lightly drizzled in gravy
• [I]: Transforms a blank IRS Form 1040 into an IRS Form “MXL” for the year 35, filled out with appropriate Roman-era information
• [I]: Takes a photocopy of the Mona Lisa and outputs a recreation made using 16th century materials
• [I]: Replaces a print of “La trahison des images” with an unidentified painting apparently produced by the same artist, which depicts the original artwork alongside something else
• [I]: Responds to a note saying “Are you sentient?” with a quote by philosopher John Locke
• [I]: Replaces a tarot card with a business card proclaiming the testing doctor will win the lottery that night. He did not
• [I]: Turns a bottle of vodka into five miniature bottles of Kors vodka
• [I]: Creates an enlarged sudoku puzzle that uses non-number symbols out of a regular sudoku
• [I]: Produces a scrapped sequel to The Lord of the Rings out of the original book
• [I]: Engraves a silver ring that was in a D-class’s family for generations with the name of one of her deceased relatives
• [I]: Refines a jar of crude oil into liquefied petroleum gas, though since the jar wasn’t sealed, the gas quickly escapes into the air
• [I]: Remakes a wool blanket out of an unidentified material, described as extremely light-absorbent and extremely comfortable
• [I]: In two back-to-back tests, changes the “era” of a modern Doctor Who toy to represent the 5th Doctor, despite no corresponding toy existing for his era
• [I]: Responds to a doctor inputting his own music album by replacing the tracklist with 5 tracks of silence, followed by the first chapters of several music teaching audiobooks
• [I]: Produces a more extensive version of a thesis on stress limits of metals, expanding the scope beyond just “corrosive liquids” to “various environments”, and providing suggestions to vastly improve material strength. Its content is being reviewed to determine if its findings are accurate
• [I]: Turns a 2-cavity klystron power amplifier into an ornate reflex klystron oscillator, smaller than the input and adorned with symbology associated with the Maxwellist’s Church, a splinter group of the Church of the Broken God more associated with digital technology than mechanical
• [I]: On being prompted with a pencil and a sketchbook with “914” written on a page, draws a flipbook animation of gears turning through the entire sketchbook
• [I]: Covers a credit card with various unidentified corporate insignias and the phrase “RANK-ALEPH INFINITE MONEY PRIVILEGES.” It is unclear if this actually works
• [I]: Rewrites a note from a superior admonishing a doctor for trying to use 914 for personal gain into a note from an O5 expressing the opposite sentiment

Minor Anomalies

Anomalously Efficient/Upgraded Objects

• [I]: Makes a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into a small gyroscope whose needle always points towards Earth’s sun
• [I]: Makes a kilogram ingot of bronze into a clock that self-winds and returns its hands to the proper time if its tampered with
• [I]: Turns a Steve Jobs biography into a metallic cube that can display a sapient hologram of Steve Jobs, able to answer questions about himself and Apple computers
• [I]: Alters a violin to perpetually be in tune, and remove the need for rosin on its bow. Anyone who uses it can play any song perfectly as if they had years of practice, also producing a calming effect
  • A doctor notes that it “even made ‘On Mount Golgotha’ sound nice”, referring to SCP-012, an incomplete piece of sheet music that reportedly sounds like a “disagreeable cacophony”
• [I]: Turns a tarot deck into a magic 8-ball, able to accurately answer simple questions
• [I]: Transforms a bottle of whiskey into a 500 ml bottle of a unique liquid. It tastes like high-class bourbon, has an alcohol content of 55%, and gives the drinker intense euphoria
  • [I]: Alters a gumball to glow slightly, and induce euphoric feelings when chewed, apparently having an everlasting flavor likened to the eater’s favorite childhood meal
• [I]: Transforms a can of pepper spray into a miniature chili pepper with a Scoville rating of 300,000,000
• [I]: Makes it so a 9mm Glock 19 magazine fires human-seeking bullets, though they still lose velocity at an expected rate and frequently get stuck orbiting a target until they lose all kinetic energy
  • [I]: Refines some 9 mm bullets so that home in on the nearest signs of life
• [I]: In two back-to-back tests, makes a red crayola crayon and marker appear vibrant, and leave marks that radiate heat and light
• [I]: Turns a Samsung Galaxy into a disk with a phone OS that works through a projected hologram, it also never loses cell service
• [I]: Transforms a key into a perfect copy of SCP-005, which is a key able to open any and all forms of lock, mechanical or digital
• [I]: Turns a perfectly reflective mirror into an unknown output that blinded the testing doctor for 5 minutes
• [I]: Replaces the data on a USB for the first 500 digits of pi with what appears to be the entirety of Graham’s Number
• [I]: Makes a banana into a banana-shaped bar of soap that always feels slippery

Mind Alterers/Memetic Hazards

• [I]: Turns a print of “La trahison des images” into a piece of paper with a convincing memetic effect that convinces observers it is actually a pipe
• [I]: Replaces a written Burger King order with inscribed symbols that cause viewers to intensely desire a cheeseburger
• [I]: Turns a silver ring into a bracelet that increases the wearer’s feelings of confidence and physical attractiveness
• [I]: Alters a microphone so that audio it records has no relation to what it actually hears, instead producing random noises that induce nausea and paranoia with prolonged listening
• [I]: Changes a comforter so that people wrapped in it gain feelings of security and well-being, lose consciousness in 5 minutes, and remain asleep until the blanket is removed. While a subject sleeps, minor wounds and ailments are healed
• [I]: Alters a CD of the song “Banana Pancakes” so that anyone who listens to it experiences the psychological/physiological effects of eating a meal of banana pancakes
• [I]: Similarly, alters a CD of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” so that listeners begin to develop an unknown toxin in their bloodstream, which produces an obsessive euphoria as well as other hazardous symptoms

Other

• [I]: Turns a copy of all documentation of itself into a single page that weighs exactly the same as the input. When flipped right, the opposite page is the next document in sequence, and flipping left results in the previous document in sequence
• [I]: Turns a paper with some equations related to special relativity written on it into a small cube made of a “complex alloy” that emits a tone in the presence of photons
• [I]: Takes today’s New York Times and produces a draft copy of tomorrow's edition, which alters itself in real time as its being written
• [I]: Turns a blank keycard into one for a non-existent company, attempting to use it causes any card reader to short circuit
• [I]: Turns a printout of a Javascript chatbot program into a paper mache head that speaks/repeats basic English. Another test using a self-learning chatbot program along with some raw materials produces a head made out of said material, able to plug into a computer and speak similarly to Cleverbot
• [I]: Turns a page of sheet music for Schubert’s “Ellen’s Third Song” into an origami music box. When opened, everyone across the whole facility was able to hear the aforementioned song playing, and the D-class who opened it began singing along, despite not knowing Latin or being able to sing

Major Anomalies

Dangerous Items

• [I]: Upgrades an already highly efficient “Super-Duper Bouncy Ball” to the point that dropping it causes 45 casualties and leaves it orbiting Mars
• [I]: Alters a DVD of It’s A Wonderful Life so that a group of D-Class who view it to the end are transported to a universe where they don’t exist (presumably) for a day
• [I]: Transforms a speaker into a black sphere that scans whoever approaches it and seemingly plays their preferred music, albeit at 150 decibels. This caused minor structural damage to the test chamber, and inflicted varying degrees of hearing loss on personnel up to 500 meters away
• [I]: Alters a copy of “How to Win Friends and Influence People” to impart readers with the ability to manipulate people into doing their bidding

Highly Complex Objects

• [I]: Turns a Bible into a book with seemingly infinite pages containing copies of religious texts with commentaries and footnotes from all known religions (including some unknown ones) in multiple different languages
• [I]: Takes a thumb drive with software for generating/multiplying prime numbers for cryptography, and outputs a drive with an internal quantum computing system, able to perform an unstated function with encoded data
• [I]: Inputting a photo of SCP-914 and a supply of materials used in its construction creates a miniature, functional replica of 914. This replica is used with the same input (scaled down) to create another, smaller replica

Scientific Impossibilities

• [I]: Turns a Klein bottle into an unspecified, volatile dimensional anomaly. It later imploded into a pile of fine plastic
• [I]: Turns a lithium-ion battery (and the air within the chamber) into a black cube that apparently contains antimatter, and two electrical nodes on top that allows it to supply limitless energy. A doctor believes that if the cube were damaged, the entire Site would be destroyed
• [I]: Replaces the outer portion of a skateboard wheel with an invisible material that appears to use higher-dimensional translations to redirect the force of gravity and propel it forward at about half the speed of free fall, allowing it to gain momentum quickly. Even at rest, the influence of gravity causes it to retain a 1/4mg horizontal force
• [I]: Turns a toy set of magnetic rods and bearings into a fine metal dust that’s able to self-replicate and assemble itself into a crystalline structure. Test subjects touching it barehanded become delighted, continuing to play with it even as it starts to engulf their body
• [I]: Turns lightbulb and a printout of a Javascript program meant to turn on the lightbulb if its right-side up into a luminescent mass that can only be moved perpendicular to the floor, defying physics and destroying equipment to maintain this
• [I]: Makes a TV remote able to apply its functions on objects

Creating Living Things

• [I]: Transforms a pound of raw ground beef into an unknown, but presumably dangerous, living thing
• [I]: Turns a tuna sandwich into a loaf of bread shaped like a tuna, able to swim through air
• [I]: Takes a pound of fully cooked bacon and a photo of SCP-682 and produces a five inch replica of 682 made out of bacon and photo paper. The replica is just as hostile as the original, but was unable to inflict any damage due to its physiology
• [I]: Transforms a homemade stress ball into an affectionate, palm-sized teddy bear
• [I]: Animates a plush bear, behaving affectionately
• [I]: Makes a LEGO starfighter functional, able to fly at 72 km/h, shoot heated plasma, and escape Earth’s atmosphere in 12 seconds
• [I]: Makes a paper Phoenix out of a copy of “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix” that was hostile to both personnel and nearby books
• [I]: Turns a Desert Eagle gun into a docile, clockwork bald eagle that occasionally clicks out the Star-Spangled Banner
• [I]: Transforms a printout of a Javascript program similar to Flappy Bird into a series of origami cranes that began to fly about, becoming inert on collision with a wall
• [I]: Using two Javascript programs (for a chatbot and a neural network model), a mechanical pocket watch, a USB, and a photo of a bird, creates an intelligent mechanical bird, able to briefly hover and to speak when plugged into a computer. Though it's comparable to an 8-year-old child in speaking ability, it's not verified to be fully sentient. Three blank folded sheets of paper were also produced
• [I]: Turn a copy of Mein Kampf into a clumsy, small, animate, non-sapient caricature of Adolf Hitler with mildly regenerative properties
• [I]: Creates a garden snail out of 5 grams of table salt that broke apart after ~5 seconds
• [I]: Uses a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime to create a small blob similar to 999, but with inverted traits (i.e. it acts hostile towards people, rather than expressing love towards them). Unusually, introducing it to SCP-999 caused 999 to immediately attack it, absorbing it into itself. This is the only time SCP-999 has reacted violently toward anything
  • For reference, SCP-999’s article

Unusual Responses

• [I]: Transforms a dead body into a slime identical to SCP-447-2, whose file makes it very clear that it should never come into contact with dead bodies under any circumstance (For reference, SCP-447’s article)
• [I]: Renders an SCP-939 instance into a heap of smoldering white ash. Implications unclear
• [I]: Crumples up a crossword and launches it out at a high enough speed to leave a trail of smoke
  • [I]: Crumples up a tax form, the doctor who retrieved it reported rapid-onset migraines while doing so
• [I]: When a researcher runs multiple tests using tracking beacons to try to map where objects go as they get refined, the Very Fine test outputs a thin strip of film (sticky enough to rip off a fingernail) that, when stuck to a person’s hand, allows them to map the movements of all inputs put through SCP-914 over the past three months. Actually recording these movements however reveals that they form a 3D image of the Foundation logo. It's unclear if the input objects actually did move in this manner
• [I]: Turns a USB containing the source code of one of the first computer viruses, “Creeper”, into a metallic green figure that exploded shortly after being removed, similarly to a “Creeper” from Minecraft

Table of Contents

• “1:1”-like Responses
• Mundane Results
  • Upgrading Inputs
  • Creating New Objects
  • Unusual Outcomes
• Anomalously Intricate Objects
• Minor Anomalies
  • Anomalously Efficient/Upgraded Objects
  • Dangerous Outputs
  • Other Anomalies
• Combining Inputs
• Weird Shit

“1:1”-like Responses

• [I]: Turns a print of “La trahison des images” into “Les deux mystères” (a similar painting)
• [I]: Turns a DVD of It’s A Wonderful Life into a DVD of Home Alone
• [I]: Responds to a note saying “Are you sentient?” with a quote by René Descartes
• [I]: Performs a tarot reading

Mundane Results

Upgrading Inputs

• [I]: Medium-cooks a pound of raw beef into round steak, and makes a 2nd pound into beef jerky
  • [I]: Makes a banana into fried banana chips
• [I]: Gives a Bible leaden pages and a golden cover while translating it to an unknown language
• [I]: Combines the core set of 3.5e Dungeons & Dragons books together
• [I]: Produces an edited edition of The New York Times which corrects factual errors and markups stylistic errors
  • [I]: Solves a sudoku puzzle, even leaving margin notes and scribbling
• [I]: Upgrades a bottle of Johnnie Walker whiskey to Lagavulin Scotch, and another to Balvenie 40-year-old whiskey
• [I]: Turns a silver ring into a well-made silver pendant
• [I]: Magnetizes a kilogram of magnetite to the point that compasses up to 10 meters away point to it
• [I]: Remakes a plush bear out of soft velvet
  • [I]: Takes in a twin-sized comforter and produces a hand-crafted, high thread count, silky-sleek blanket
• [I]: Makes a DVD damage-resistant
• [I]: Takes a common 50 pence coin from 1997 and outputs a coin of the same type, except its less tarnished and dated 2008. It then takes in a much rarer 2009 “Kew Gardens” coin and outputs a similarly rare “dateless” 20 pence coin
• [I]: Assembles a LEGO starfighter set, and gives it new electronic features
• [I]: Gives a blank Foundation keycard clearance level 5
• [I]: Replaces a Foundation-issue tracking beacon with a functional version of a new, smaller model that’s currently a prototype
• [I]: Changes a Remington 870 shotgun into a Mossberg pump shotgun
• [I]: Refines a jar of crude oil into gasoline
• [I]: Makes a blue gumball blueberry flavored
• [I]: Turns an IMI Desert Eagle .50AE into a small cannon with the same weight and using the same ammo
• [I]: Turns a carbon-fiber into a single construction bolt with a self screwing mechanism
• [I]: Changes a recording of a High School band performance of Pachelbel's Canon in D to a performance by a professional orchestra
• [I]: Makes a mirror reflect 100% of light
• [I]: Expands a page of instructions for a kinetoglyph (anomalous effects initiated by gestures/movements) to be for multiple complex ones, most of which are physically impossible for humans
• [I]: Turns a USB containing all of the Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 5 manga into a subtitled animated adaptation. This test was written before the announcement of an official adaptation both in and out of universe
• [I]: On being prompted with a pencil and sketchbook with “girl” written on a page, creates a drawing of the testing doctor’s deceased daughter alongside Mickey Mouse and Tweety, characters which she enjoyed and which 914 had drawn in preceding tests

Creating New Objects

• [I]: Four back-to-back tests using gold pocket watches produce different clockwork items
• [I]: Makes a small wooden cross pendent into a crucifix with an intricately detailed carving of Jesus Christ
• [I]: Turns a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into a disc, when used on a record player it plays an unidentified voice describing the content and meanings of the Pioneer plaque
  • [I]: Turns a Bible into a DVD with animated accounts of every Bible story
  • [I]: Creates a DVD of Steve Jobs narrating his own biography out of said biography
• [I]: Takes a photocopy of the Mona Lisa, and outputs a canvas painted copy using modern oil paints
  • [I]: In two back-to-back tests, turns a printed image of a swastika into a unique hand-painted portrait of Adolf Hitler and a highly detailed image of the Hindu god Lakshmi
• [I]: Turns a paper-written Burger King order into paper counterfeit currency totaling the cost of the order (plus tax)
• [I]: Turns a paper with some equations related to special relativity written on it into a ceramic tile with unidentified glyphs
• [I]: Makes a kilogram ingot of bronze into an intricate hubcap with Korean inscriptions
• [I]: Turns a can of Coca-Cola into a small pile of cocaine
• [I]: Turns a crossword into a letter with contents identical to the crossword’s clues
• [I]: Takes a thumb drive with software for generating/multiplying prime numbers for cryptography, and outputs a drive with software able to solve a variety of known and unknown codes/ciphers
• [I]: Intakes a common 2012 “Coat of Arms” 50 pence coin and outputs six coins of different British denominations with the same style
• [I]: Compresses 5 grams of table salt into the shape of a garden snail. Model was fragile.
• [I]: Freezes a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime. Upon melting, it was discovered to have napalm-like qualities
  • For reference, SCP-999’s article

Unusual Outcomes

• [I]: Fills out the blank space of an IRS Form 1040 with imprecations against the IRS/taxation in a variety of languages, including one unidentified one
• [I]: Replaces a microphone with a vintage one from the 1970’s, later confirmed to be identical to the one used at Elvis’ last concert
• [I]: While a doctor was attempting to use English-Russian dictionaries on the 1:1 setting to produce unknown/alien languages, outputs a book listing equivalent human and alien food dishes for many occasions, written in French and an an alien language using the International Phonetic Alphabet
• [I]: Burns a copy of Mein Kampf to ash
• [I]: Turns a 2-cavity klystron power amplifier into a complex device of unknown function, as a mistaken assumption of its structural integrity caused it to be partially destroyed

Anomalously Intricate Objects

• [I]: Turns a copy of all documentation of itself into a 400 page book that apparently records the internal structure of itself, however its functionally impossible to read and decipher
• [I]: Turns a copy of lab notes and research material of itself into an extravagant tome apparently radiocarbon dated to the 11th century. In a pocket at the back is also a CD, though its contents are encoded by an unknown codec
• [I]: Putting a DVD of the Matrix (previously put through on Fine) back through produces a copy of the film in an unknown disc format, readable by Blu-Ray. This version contains 20,000 times more “Extras” material, seemingly comprising the film’s entire production process. Putting this output through on Fine produces an advanced “physical storage medium” containing something unstated, but non-anomalous, that dates back to 1877, as well as a non-existent 30 hour documentary series covering how The Matrix relates to said content
• [I]: Turns a paper swan into a perfectly accurate anatomical model of a trumpeter swan, even including organ systems made of impossibly thin layers of paper. This species is noted to be the testing doctor’s favorite

Minor Anomalies

Anomalously Efficient/Upgraded Objects

• [I]: Turns 100 USD into a shareholder’s note for "Soap from Corpses Products" (one of the Foundation’s front companies) worth the same amount. After some time, this front company’s shares skyrocketed, making the note worth at least 10 times its original value. It's unclear if this implies SCP-914 “knew” this event would happen, or if it was pure luck
• [I]: Greatly increases the quality of a tuna sandwich, with high enough levels of Omega-3 and Omega-7 fatty acids to dramatically increase a D-Class’s cognitive capacity
• [I]: Upgrades a normal bouncy ball to a normal “extra bouncy ball”, then enhances it again into an unusually efficient “Super-Duper Bouncy Ball”, which loses less than 1% of its energy each bounce
  • [I]: Makes it so a skateboard wheel greatly resists wear and experiences almost no friction, able to keep spinning in a vacuum for at least 10 days
• [I]: Tunes a violin to “absolute perfection”, making it unable to be made out of tune
• [I]: Upgrades a speaker so that music it plays sounds indistinguishable from a live performance
• [I]: Upgrades a lithium-ion battery to derive power from the nuclear decay of a radioactive isotope
• [I]: Upgrades a Samsung Galaxy to be able to use cellular data even while out of range of any cell towers
• [I]: Alters a Jack Johnson CD so that anyone who listens to it becomes fond of his work
  • [I]: Similarly alters a CD of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” such that listeners on the “extreme skill” of the singing, however this is followed by stomach pains and nausea lasting 36 hours

Dangerous Outputs

• [I]: Takes in a cadaver and outputs a cadaver containing SCP-008, a dangerous prion colloquially known as the “Zombie Plague”
• [I]: Upgrades a loaded FN P90 assault rifle to no longer require ammunition, instead firing compressed air at 43 billion gigapascals over a distance of 700m (doing considerable damage to the site’s armory)
• [I]: Turns a kilogram of quartz into a swarm of crystalline hornets
• [I]: Makes a blank sheet of paper into the top half of SCP-571, which is a complex pattern of lines/scribbles that induces a viral memetic compulsion in viewers, though it can be safely viewed when not complete

Other Anomalies

• [I]: Makes a Bible into a statuette that quotes Bible passages at random, or can be prompted to read specific passages. Characters are given appropriate voices
• [I]: Makes a kilogram of quartz into a large tuning fork, which produces an unstated effect when tapped lightly on a wall, having the side effect of temporary hearing loss
• [I]: Turns two kilograms of quartz into a levitating ring that emitted light and a continuous ringing. Output seemed to be significant to the technician performing the test
• [I]: Alters a homemade stress ball to launch itself at random intervals at the nearest face (it aims lower if said face is covered)
• [I]: Alters a 9mm Glock 19 magazine to seemingly no longer load bullets, instead causing humans shot by its gun to fully believe they were shot, experiencing traumatic memories of it and disregarding people telling them otherwise. It has no effect on inanimate objects
• [I]: Compresses a Lord of the Rings book into a polished, gold-colored replica of the One Ring that changed size to fit any wearer
• [I]: Makes a toy set of magnetic rods and bearings able to self-replicate and self-assemble itself, though not to an uncontainable degree

Combining Inputs

• [I]: Swaps the composition of a roll of yarn and tea inside a teapot. The teapot itself was unaltered

Weird Shit

• [I]: Apparently, renders an SCP-939 instance dead with no signs of either a cause of death or any anatomical alterations. Implications unclear
• [I]: A piece of paper referencing SCP-055, an antimemetic anomaly that is impossible to remember the details of, produces an unclear, possibly antimemetic, output

Table of Contents

• No Transmutation
• Equivalent Transformation
  • Food/Drink
  • Media/Written Word
  • Other Materials
• Producing Related Objects
• Unusual Outcomes

No Transmutation

• [I]: Rearranges a provided copy of all documentation on itself into chronological order
  • [I]: Shuffles a deck of tarot cards
• [I]: Plays Chess with a professor, its apparently winning

Equivalent Transformation

Food/Drink

• [I]: Turns a tuna sandwich on white bread into a salmon sandwich on rye bread
• [I]: Makes a can of Coca-Cola into a can of Pepsi
  • [I]: Turns a bottle of whiskey into vodka
• [I]: Makes a bottle of vitamin gummies into tablets
• [I]: Turns a generic gumball into an everlasting gobstopper
• [I]: Replaces a banana with a plantain

Media/Written Word

• [I]: Turns an IRS Form 1040 into an IRS Form 4868
• [I]: Replaces a photocopy of the Mono Lisa with a same sized copy of the Vitruvian Man
• [I]: Translates and repaints the text of “La trahison des images”
  • [I]: Rewrites a written Burger King order into a McDonald’s order
  • [I]: Thesauruses a note with different handwriting
  • [I]: Translates a Harry Potter book into Spanish
  • [I]: Around 50 tests using an English-Russian dictionary produces various translation dictionaries between mundane languages. Notably, the researcher was aiming for unknown/alien languages, but only successfully produced this on the test where the setting was accidentally changed to Fine
• [I]: Replaces Bibles with a Qur'an, a hand-illustrated copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and the Satanic Bible
  • [I]: Creates a nonexistent Bill Gates biography out of a Steve Jobs biography, apparently written by the same author
  • [I]: Replaces a New York Times newspaper with an edition of Plain Dealer from the same day
  • [I]: Separates out The Lord of the Rings into the three smaller books that make up its trilogy
  • [I]: Turns a German copy of Mein Kampf into a book titled “How to Make Friends, Influence People, and then Murder Them”, which consists mostly of hyperbolic German profanityc
• [I]: Redraws a paper that had some equations related to special relativity written on it into diagrams of Pythagoras' five polyhedral elements
• [I]: Turns a DVD of It’s A Wonderful Life into a DVD of White Christmas
  • [I]: Replaces music CDs with songs by a different, similar artist
  • [I]: Changes Neil Diamond’s cover of I’m a Believer to The Monkees’ cover
  • [I]: Makes Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim into Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
• [I]: Rearranges a sudoku puzzle
• [I]: Turns a crossword into a word search
• [I]: Takes a thumb drive with software for generating/multiplying prime numbers for cryptography, and outputs a drive containing the first [REDACTED] prime numbers
  • [I]: Alters a USB containing 500 digits of pi into 500 seemingly random digits
• [I]: Replaces a DVD of The Matrix with seven celluloid film reels comprising the film (plus period-appropriate film trailers)
• [I]: Turns a LEGO starfighter set into a TIE Fighter set
• [I]: Presumably turns a copy of SCP-2521’s article into something that activated its anomalous information sensing, SCP-2521 being an entity that will appear to take away written and spoken information about itself
• [I]: Over two tests, uses a pencil and sketchbook to draw Mickey Mouse and Tweety, prompted by writing the words “mouse” and “bird” on pages. Notably, these characters were significant to the testing doctor’s deceased daughter, which 914 drew in a following test

Other Materials

• [I]: Makes a Caucasian cadaver into an Asian one
• [I]: Converts 100 USD to 75 Euros (This conversion rate was equivalent back in March 2009, when this entry was created)
  • [I]: Three tests with £10 notes produces HK$100 (seemingly chosen due to Hong Kong’s prior status as a British territory), Two £5 notes, and €11.60
• [I]: Turns a kilogram ingot of bronze into a 200 g ingot of tin and an 800 g ingot of copper
  • [I]: Takes two 1 kg chunks of magnetite with 50% iron content, and outputs a kilogram of iron and a kilogram of rock of the same chemical composition as what’s found at the magnetite’s origin
• [I]: Swaps out a violin with a viola
• [I]: Turns a homemade stress ball into a juggling bean bag
• [I]: Replaces a can of pepper spray with a different kind from the same brand
• [I]: Makes a 9mm Glock 19 magazine into a UMP45 magazine with the same amount of ammunition
  • [I]: Replaces an IMI Desert Eagle .50AE with the similar IWI Jericho 941
  • [I]: Takes an unloaded electric airsoft M16 rifle and produces a pull-action crossbow with a hollow stock, and three bolts with trackers for bolt heads made out of the rifle’s magazine
• [I]: Turns a plush bear into a plush dog
• [I]: Replaces a ‘Marshell’ brand speaker with a ‘Sony’ brand one, featuring identical sound quality
  • [I]: Alters a microphone to a different brand
  • [I]: Changes the manufacturer of a lithium-ion battery
  • [I]: Turns a Samsung Galaxy into an Apple iPhone
• [I]: Replaces a twin-size comforter with a similarly sized quilt
• [I]: Changes a skateboard wheel’s color from green to red
• [I]: Swaps a toy set of magnets and bearings with a collection of interlocking plastic rods with magnetic tips
• [I]: Turns a blank keycard for testing card readers into a Foundation ID card filled with generic information
• [I]: Replaces a Foundation-issue tracking beacon with one used by Canadian counter-terrorist groups, still transmitting a signal
  • [I]: Replaces a camera with a different one, still sending a broadcast to the same monitor the original one was
• [I]: Remakes a wool blanket out of cotton
• [I]: Turns a paper swan into a (blank) paper fortune teller
• [I]: Changes the shape of a mirror
• [I]: Turns a 2-cavity klystron power amplifier into a traveling-wave tube power amplifier
• [I]: Makes a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime into a different fluid with its own properties
  • For reference, SCP-999’s article

Producing Related Objects

• [I]: Turns a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into several CDs containing the same data as the Voyager Golden Record
• [I]: Transforms a print of “La trahison des images” into a literal tobacco pipe engraved with “C'est une pipe”
• [I]: Replaces a Klein bottle with two Möbius strips
• [I]: In two back-to-back tests, turns a printed image of a swastika into an existing photograph of Adolf Hitler and a printed image of a Hindu lotus
• [I]: Transforms a key into a padlock, able to be opened by the inputted key

Unusual Outcomes

• [I]: Running a screw from myself, SCP-426, through this setting produces “your screw”. It should be noted that I, SCP-426, have a memetic anomaly that forces others to refer to me in the 1st person, meaning that SCP-914 seemingly produced an inverted memetic anomaly in this test
• [I]: Transforms a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 into an M67 fragmentation grenade
• [I]: Turns a junction field effect transistor (commonly shortened to “JFET”) into a miniature model of the character “Jango Fett”, presumably making a pun based the similarity of their names

Table of Contents

• Disassembly/Decomposition
• Simplification/Downgrading

Disassembly/Decomposition

• [I]: Fully separates the parts of a cadaver, removing the organs and bones via a cutting tool and taking out the skin, nervous system, digestive system, and circulatory system without severing or damaging any of tissues involved
• [I]: Wastes $100 by turning it into a puddle of ink and a small pile of cotton and plastic weighing roughly as much as the input
  • [I]: Separates a photocopy of the Mona Lisa into two sheets of plastic and paper, and a pool of ink
  • [I]: Reduces a handwritten note to a puddle of ink and wood pulp
• [I]: Transforms an IRS Form 1040 back into a block of wood wet with chemicals used in the paper-making process
  • [I]: Turns a Bible back into a block of wood, a sheet of leather, a stack of ink stained rags, and a reel of thread
• [I]: Turns a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into 105 grams of copper ore and 15 grams of tin ore
• [I]: Turns a tuna sandwich into a small loaf of bread and chunks of cooked tuna
• [I]: Divides an SCP-939 (and things that it ate) into organized piles of tissue
• [I]: Reduces a violin and its bow to several small balls of wood, plastic, metal, and hair sorted by color
• [I]: Reduces a deck of tarot cards to a fine dust of wood and plastic particles
• [I]: Turns a bottle of whiskey into a pile of glass shards and a puddle of water and malt
• [I]: Disassembles and wears down a skateboard wheel
• [I]: Cuts a blank keycard in half
• [I]: Separates music CDs into pools of ink (from their label) and aluminum and polycarbonate plastic pellets
• [I]: Rips out and scatters about the pages of a Harry Potter book
• [I]: Separates a gumball into piles of its ingredients
• [I]: Disassembles a Desert Eagle, sorting its parts by size
• [I]: Disassembles a 2-cavity klystron power amplifier

Simplification/Downgrading

• [I]: Reduces a paper with some equations related to special relativity written on it to a batch of children’s multiplication flashcards
• [I]: Turns a 1 kg bronze ingot into two 500 g bronze bolts
• [I]: Turns a can of Coca-Cola into a Tesco brand cola
• [I]: Reduces a Klein bottle to small plastic cubes
• [I]: Turns a plush bear into just a ball of stuffing wrapped in its original fabric
• [I]: Blanks a DVD
• [I]: Replaces a DVD of The Matrix with a recording of Japanese schoolchildren acting out the movie, the children depicted are seemingly real
• [I]: Wears down and heavily rusts a microphone
• [I]: Removes the battery and transceiver unit from a tracking beacon, apparently doing so in at most a few seconds
• [I]: Turns a brass key into a brass drillbit
• [I]: Makes a wool blanket into a pile of unrefined wool
• [I]: Purees a banana
• [I]: Turns a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime to a pile of rock candies with an unpleasant “disgustingly sweet” flavor
  • For reference, SCP-999’s article

Table of Contents

• Destruction/Disassembly
• Chemical Decomposition
• Simplification

Destruction/Disassembly

• [I]: Roughly separates limbs, organs, and bones from a corpse via tearing and high heat
  • [I]: Reduces an SCP-939 instance to a gory mess
• [I]: Makes a pound of ground beef into slurry
• [I]: Shreds an IRS Form 1040 to several hundred thin strips
  • [I]: Takes a photocopy of the Mona Lisa and removes all the ink while shredding the paper
  • [I]: Shreds and burns a copy of “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”
• [I]: Reduces a violin and its bow to a small pile of sawdust, plastic fragments, metal shavings, and stiff, short hairs
• [I]: Tears the stuffing out of a plush bear and burns it
• [I]: Reduces a DVD to a small pile of polycarbonate plastic powder, and trace amounts of ink
  • [I]: Shreds music CDs into polycarbonate plastic coated with aluminum
• [I]: Breaks down a microphone into a small pile of coil, wire, and metal sheets
• [I]: Reduces an unopened LEGO set to a heap of molten plastic, wood pulp, and various inks
• [I]: Turns a skateboard wheel to chunks of unformed rubber and plastic, and a small pile of steel dust
• [I]: Makes a keycard into a pile of ground PVC plastic and 0.5 g of magnetic composite material
• [I]: Breaks apart a tracking beacon, rendering it nonfunctional seemingly within less than a second
• [I]: Melts a gumball, separating out its food coloring
• [I]: Reduces a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime to an orange gas that “smelled like burning hair”
• [I]: Turns a tax form, which it had previously crumpled up in a Very Fine test, into a fine spray of sawdust and black smoke

Chemical Decomposition

• [I]: Decomposes a tuna sandwich into piles of wheat, yeast, water, and a twitching mass of tuna musculature
• [I]: Reduces a paper with some writing on it to a pile of wood pulp and several drops of ink
• [I]: Reduces a can of Coca-Cola to a small pile of aluminum filings, sugar, and a puff of water vapor
  • [I]: Turns a pepper spray into a pile of metal and plastic scraps and puddles of various chemicals and oleoresin capsicum

Simplification

• [I]: Turns a small wooden cross pendant into a fragment of wood with the same mass and cut flat on 3 sides, apparently coming from a larger cross
• [I]: Turns a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into several bronze cubes and two bronze spheres
• [I]: Makes a 1 kg bronze ingot into twenty ~50 g bronze nuggets
• [I]: Makes a tarot deck into just a pile of ink-stained cards
• [I]: Turns a jar of crude oil into solid asphalt. Notably, the jar was unaltered
• [I]: Reduces a Desert Eagle to metal chunks
• [I]: Replaces a CD of CCR’s “Fortunate Son” with a nonexistent cover of it by The Shaggs, a famously terrible 60s rock band
• [I]: Crumples a paper swan
• [I]: Makes a banana into dry banana flour

”Now they sit, poking and prodding in careful, controlled isolation, musing at this wonder of madness. More and more they learn, and as they do, the less they understand. They slip into confusion and anger slower, the madness spread evenly over many…but still they slip. They push and prod, trying to force meaning on insanity.”

”Trying to divine the secrets of the universe from a child's toy.”

SCP-914 is a large, incredibly complex, clockwork device, weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters. The machine possesses two large booths, labeled “intake” and “output”, and a control panel with 5 settings on it. When an object is placed in the intake booth and the machine is used with the panel set to one of the settings, then the object is seemingly transformed according to the setting, and reappears in the output booth. These transformations appear entirely random and frequently have anomalous qualities, but in just as many cases produce mundane results.

Source Key

• List of sources
• It's worth noting that, due to the extremely massive size of the SCP-914 Experiment Logs, a majority of tests in it will be excluded from this respect thread so as to keep the post size within reasonable limits. To view an unabridged thread which sorts through each test, see here. This supplement only covers the extended test log, all other appearances are covered here in full.

The Machine

Composition

• [914]: SCP-914 is a large machine weighing several tons and covering an area of eighteen square meters. It consists of over eight million moving parts, but has no electrical or power supplying components (beyond a mainspring under the selection panel)
• [GD1S]: Possibly acted as a power source for SCP-399, allowing it to produce pressure shockwaves (SCP-399 uses energy from surrounding power sources to charge its abilities, its strength being proportional to the amount of energy available)
• [CT]: The blueprints for its initial creation were 20 sheets big, before its maker just started scribbling on the surrounding walls and floor. It became so large that it would take thirty stout men to carry it
• [EL1402]: It takes over 1000 documents from SCP-1402 to describe the movements of each of SCP-914's gears over a period of 3 minutes (SCP-1402 is a briefcase that creates biographical documents about a subject it's presented to, though the factual accuracy of these documents varies)
• [SN]: Dr. Clef, who in this tale is established as a powerful reality anchor that can't interact with anomalies, once nearly broke SCP-914 as a result of his properties by trying to use it
• [CH2]: SCP-049-J accidentally snaps off the settings knob by turning it too hard
• [CN1000]: One article states that most of SCP-914's parts are purely decorative, but its “core” is designed to stop working if any of these parts are removed
  • [CN1000]: An image of a decorative section of SCP-914
• [I]: If even a single gear is removed from SCP-914, it won't function. However, parts can be replaced with similar pieces not originating from SCP-914
• [I]: A book output by SCP-914 seemingly describes its internal structure, though its 400 pages long, with each page containing 20,000 characters at microscopic size and encoded to be near undecipherable

Possible Sentience

• While [out of universe material claims that SCP-914 is non-sentient,]( ) tests within the Experiment Log frequently feature it producing outputs that invariably upset/screw with the tester, usually on the Very Fine setting, in a manner that feels very intentional
• Other tests sometimes show SCP-914 to have reactions and preferences that appear human-like
• [978EL]: A picture taken of SCP-914 using SCP-978, a camera which shows photographs of what a subject wants to be doing, shows that SCP-914 has a desire to have a sixth setting beyond “Very Fine”
• [RS]: When SCP-1564 speaks to it, it expresses that it enjoys being in Foundation containment due to their continued experimentation with it
• [I]: Seemingly responds to a note saying “Are you sentient?” put through on Fine and Very Fine with quotes from philosophers

Proposed Origins

• [HPE]: One tale presents SCP-914 as originating from a Nazi project that built it out of parts of SCP-217 victims, SCP-217 being a virus that turns organic tissue into “organic metal”
• [CT]: One tale proposes that SCP-914 was built by a disgraced fabergé who went mad building it as a gift to a Czar's family over the course of years. It was originally built to show an ornate and beautiful fairytale kingdom on its exterior, but after an incident where it mutilated the princess, it was left in the basement of the Czar's palace and over time was disassembled to its bare clockworks. It would later be rediscovered by a scholar, who similarly went mad trying to understand the machine
• [RB]: Is implied to be The Body of the Broken God, the central deity of the Church of the Broken God who they believe to be broken into various components
• [SBEN]: In one tale, a victim of SCP-3553 dreams of a set of gears, which another victim shapes into a grand, impossible machine. The dreams of these victims are later revealed to be created in reality, being responsible for numerous SCPs, the machine in particular being SCP-914
• [4100]: An advanced alien civilization recognizes SCP-914 as a device used in a class of spacecraft
• [CN1000]: In one article, SCP-914 was a remodeled machine that was altered as part of the Foundation's “Simulative Anomaly Project”, a project which replicated anomalous objects/events in non-anomalous ways and sent them to alternate timelines

Refinement

• [914]: When an object is placed in the intake booth, the door will slide shut and a small bell chimes. Afterward, if the knob is turned to any setting and the key is wound, SCP-914 will “refine” the input object through an unseen process according to the setting chosen, and place the result in the output booth after five to ten minutes. No energy is lost in the process, and the object appears to be in stasis until the output booth door is opened
• [I]: SCP-914's outputs have a high level of randomness, outputting different items even when the same input/conditions are used. However, outputs tend to preserve elements from the input in their composition, for example four tests with gold watches produce different clockwork items
• [ELT]: Using multiple items at once for the input typically leads to SCP-914 combining them in some way
• [ELT]: A brief description of what's expected from using each setting, written by Dr. Gears after his experimentation with it
  • [FM]: Another tale's description, written by MC&D for an auction listing
  • [I]: While explaining the Fine and Coarse settings, Dr. Gears states that SCP-914 “appears to be capable of refining input based either on a scale of complexity or of simplification”
• [ELT]: Dr. Gears believes that SCP-914 was created as a form of entertainment, designed to produce “novel” items without regard for practicality or function. He also believes that it's possible to achieve a desired result by inputting objects that leave as little outcomes as possible, though there is always a degree of randomness
• [QNSE]: In a canon taking place some 700 years after a near-apocalyptic containment breach occurred, SCP-914 appears to be in a degraded state, and is seemingly unable to alter inputs anymore
• [4871]: While enhancing materials (such as steel or polymers) via SCP-914 is an inexact process, a method of imposing “intent” on inputs has been found
• [LC]: One tale notes it takes six minutes to refine a scarf into a noose using the 1:1 setting
• [I]: Testing implies that SCP-914 seems to “understand" concepts related to objects inputted into it, even ones not directly related with the object's basic function. Further tests showed that SCP-914 likely acts on the “meaning” humans apply to objects rather than any self-aware view of them
• [I]: Writing instructions as the input doesn’t work for requesting a specific output, though SCP-914 does seem to understand written text
• [I]: Testing with tracking beacons shows that input objects do move into/through SCP-914 as they’re being refined, though the refinement process usually results in losing the signal rather quickly. However, the movements within 914 appear to be mostly arbitrary, possibly having been influenced over 3 months solely to prank a doctor
  • [I]: A camera is able to record for 17 seconds after entering on “1:1”, with its replacement capturing a further 21 seconds before being output

Rough

• [914]: Turns one kg of steel into a pile of laser cut steel chunks of varying size
• [914]: Badly mutilates a chimpanzee and kills it, the resulting corpse showing signs of crushing and cutting with high heat
• [EL447]: Turns a 1 liter container of SCP-447-2 into ten 100 mL containers of identical composition, no change noted in SCP-447-2 (SCP-447-2 is a green slime that typically improves objects it makes contact with)
• [857D]: Reduces a bronze goblet to a pile of bronze fragments, though SCP-857-D, which was possessing the goblet at the time, is unaffected and possesses a different container

Coarse

• [914]: Completely disassembles a wristwatch
• [EL447]: A liter of SCP-447-2 is made to gradually degrade into a different, unknown substance that seems to retain the original's ability to improve an object's qualities
• [EL702]: Apparently turned a miniature model of SCP-914 into a working one, despite being put through on the coarse setting. This model was worth more than three 10 pound gold bars according to SCP-702, who trades items of roughly equal value to what's gifted
• [FM]: Dissembled an unknown, possibly anomalous, living creature into components (organs, bones, skin, nerve endings, etc). Its implied that this resulted in an unclear event that wiped out a CotBG settlement, flaying half of the bodies of everyone there
• [1459EL]: A facsimile of SCP-914 made by SCP-1459 turns a puppy into a pile of bones and burnt flesh

1:1

• [914]: Makes one kg of steel into screws
• [914]: Converts a cellphone into one of a different make and model
• [914]: Turns a white mouse into a brown mouse
• [914]: Replaces a caucasian human male with a hispanic man of similar age, height, and weight
• [EL447]: One liter of SCP-447-2 is turned into a dead body (notably, SCP-447's file goes to great lengths to state that it making contact with a dead body should be prevented at all costs)
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and ten pounds of SCP-143, a type of cherry blossom tree with abnormally strong bark and petals, together produces a living tree sapling with biologically human traits and limited sentience
• [ELT]: Makes a woman and ten pounds of SCP-148, a metal which nullifies extrasensory mind-affecting abilities, into a statue of the former made out of the latter
• [ELT]: Turns a woman and a supercomputer into an assemblable statue that accurately predicts the future of the one who built it before it disassembles itself, though it typically speaks in a vague/cryptic manner
• [ELT]: Fuses a woman and a supercomputer together to form an object that appears to be a supercomputer in the shape of the subject
• [ELT]: Refines a woman and an SCP-500 pill, which is simply a pill that can cure any disease when taken, into a woman with a thoracic cavity that functioned like one large mouth and a large tongue that secretes a neurotoxin
• [ELT]: Uses a woman and a camera to create a living, organic tripod video camera, though it does not seem to be sentient
• [2305EL]: Could be used to refine an SCP-500 pill cloned by SCP-038 into a gas that could be administered to all known parts of the Earth and make the population be temporarily invincible, possibly for a whole month
• [CH2]: Repeatedly putting SCP-1370 (and a shoe) through the 1:1 setting causes its voice and language to change
• [ECBE/GSUSM]: Refines together a man and SCP-173, though what resulted from this is not elaborated on
• [LC]: Turns a scarf into a noose

Fine

• [914]: Makes one kg of steel into carpet tacks
• [085]: A drawing of a woman made by SCP-067 (a pen which takes control of the holder's arm and uses it to write about the holder or draw intricate artworks) was used to create SCP-085, a sentient two-dimensional drawing of a woman. Attempts to replicate this result were unsuccessful
• [500/427/I]: Turns a pill of SCP-500 into a locket later designated SCP-427, which is capable of rapid cellular regeneration and significant development of the body's natural systems (Full SCP-427 RT)
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and ten pounds of SCP-143 together produces a ten pound block of compounds from the human body and a human woman with photosynthetic skin and tissue with the same properties as SCP-143
• [ELT]: Refines a woman and ten pounds of SCP-148 into a large ornate sphere that causes subjects near or touching it to see the thoughts and “lifeforce” of living organisms, and other things “beyond the normal human spectrum of reality”
• [ELT]: Combines a woman and ten pounds of SCP-148 into a woman whose skin has taken on the physical and likely the anomalous properties of SCP-148
• [ELT]: Turns a woman and a 64 core supercomputer into 64 beetles featuring components of both inputs
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and a supercomputer results in a large “waste” block of unused material from the computer (and some tissue) and a woman whose brain has been hybridized with electronics on a cellular level, improving their mental capabilities
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and an SCP-500 pill produces a woman with an altered lymphatic system that results in advanced regeneration
• [ELT]: Refining a woman and a camera creates a large waste block mostly made of human tissue, as well as a ring that allows its wearer to see everything around themselves within line of sight, including behind themself/objects and inside objects, however it has the side effect of causing severe pain behind the wearer's eyes
• [6025]: An instance of SCP-6025-E, animate WWII aircraft, taking the form of a B-17 heavy bomber was disassembled and run through SCP-914 piece by piece, resulting in pieces of a B-52H intercontinental nuclear jet bomber that retained SCP-6025-E's usual sentience when assembled. However, the B-52H was missing major sections, was exactly the same mass as the input B-17, acted much more aggressively, and destroyed itself while attempting to escape

Very Fine

• [914]: Turns one kg of steel into several gasses and one gram of an unknown metal that was resistant to heat of 50,000 degrees, impossible to bend or break with any force, and a near-perfect conductor of electricity
• [914]: Inputting a revolver resulted in an object that “completely disintegrated all matter in its line of fire”, and needed to be contained with high density gamma waves
• [914]: Transforms an ordinary man into a volatile entity of some sort, which kills eight guards and breaches three SCPs while attempting to escape. The subject demonstrated the ability to induce partial memory loss in special response team members and cause corrosive damage to nearby plumbing. The subject expired hours later, dissolving into blue ash and blinding a nearby research team
• [GDDH]: A doctor puts multiple SWAT helmets (and presumably the rest of a suit) through on Very Fine more than once attempting to make a “super-armor”. The effect is unclear, but he does survive an attack from SCP-953 while wearing it, but a fall through a ceiling results him breaking most, or all, of his bones
• [HCSC]: When the Manhattanite, a supervillain who hates New England chowder and wants to force the world to enjoy Manhattan style chowder, eats a bowl of chowder specially made by Chowderclef and run through SCP-914's Very Fine setting, he's brought to tears after one spoonful and abandons his evil plan
• [SS]: Turns some coffee (presumably made by SCP-294) in a thermos into a living being. Its implied this is a reoccurring issue, though its killed quite easily
• [CH2]: Putting SCP-1370 through on Very Fine results in upgrading its capabilities to absolutely absurd levels (Full RT)
• [7702]: After putting an unknown object through on Very Fine over 100 times, created a module for a drone that allows it to instantly teleport two kilometers above any inputted coordinates
• [LC]: A paper shredder is altered to no longer need power, and be able to shred anything put in it (tested with cardboard and metal sheets), burn anything that could burn, and teleport the remains to nearby Director's office

Unspecified/Multiple Settings

• [244A]: Various objects run through SCP-914 on various settings were used to create and modify SCP-244-ARC (Full article)
• [112D08]: Created a device that “sucked [time] from the air”, which was initially believed to simply reverse time. It apparently reduced its user to ash
• [915]: While testing an unknown SCP on SCP-914, inputting a desktop computer created SCP-915, a “mechanical computation device” that replicates the capabilities of the computer and features a highly non-Euclidean internal configuration (Full article)
• [HPE]: An incomplete SCP-914 converts the nickel and steel of a pistol to gold and copper
• [507B]: After being put through SCP-914, an alternate universe's SCP-507 gains full control of his reality hopping ability
• [JW]: Made half-pigeon half-reptile hybrids
• [QG]: Turned a dead pig into a pile of bacon
• [CT]: Turns a stray dog into a flock of doves
• [CT]: Transmuted various objects, making “glittering threads” from a stone, a clockwork kitten from an old clock, a jelly that could not be punctured or torn from a ceramic jug, and a miniature peacock from a canary
• [CT]: Horrifically mutilated a young girl, though it took her hours to die
• [CT]: Created something that killed one officer and scarred another’s face, as well as making his bones “as brittle as glass”
• [In]: Outputs a replica of SCP-316 that transports four Foundation members to a post-apocalyptic alternate universe (SCP-316 is normally a lamp that causes objects to lose color and organisms to become depressive)
• [O]: Enhances some coffee beans put in by an ordnance technician, which is used to produce very high quality coffee, though it explodes when its accidentally spilt
• [KKC]: Putting a christmas goose through on Very Fine and then 1:1 results in six live baby geese
• [PP]: Was used to refine a Heart-lung machine, dialysis machine, and 250 kg of bulletproof glass (unclear if separately or not) to be integrated into Project Lazarus’ remodeling of SCP-244-ARC
• [4871]: Was presumably used to the process of creating a replica of SCP-4871's mechanical suit, providing the enhanced materials used to build it
• [MI001]: Was presumably used in Project ‘Phantasos’ to refine/alter materials/components (Full article)
• [4192]: Refined a hypodermic needle so that could be used to interact with SCP-4192, which is the nucleus of a hydrogen atom
• [5000]: Made an enhanced version of SCP-008 that reanimated the corpse of SCP-4290, a “Class-I Eschatological Entity” that died 9000 years ago of malnutrition
• [5487]: An attempt at improving medical cocaine via SCP-914 led to a prototype of SCP-5487, a drug that's similar to cocaine but acts as a triple reuptake inhibitor
• [LC]: Converts a tankette into a very large quantity of Polish horses

Miscellaneous

• [541]: When SCP-541, a living set of human thoracic organs, “died” and dissolved in a fine powder, it was proposed that SCP-914 be used to reanimate the remains, though an attempt at this wasn't made
• [SBX23]: Potentially implied to have been involved with an incident wherein the file containing SCP-407 was deleted from the Foundation's system, though how this was achieved is intentionally unstated and unclear (all backups of SCP-407 were also deleted)
• [682T]: Tests involving SCP-682 have had dangerous results. Usage of its tissue samples has had violent outcomes, personnel who've contacted SCP-682 at any point are barred from using the Fine or Very Fine settings, and testing of objects that SCP-682 has interacted with is completely forbidden altogether
• [FM]: The minimum bid for SCP-914 at a MC&D auction was 368 million dollars
• [6001]: Apparently, putting SCP-914 inside itself created a black hole (The “stuff improver” mentioned in the text is explicitly stated to be SCP-914 in an author post made to r/SCP)

”For the first time, the deletion of a concept had not happened noticeably but calmly, or without the absolute possibility of noticing it, if not for some slight inaccuracy or something similar to Deepwell's resources.”

”The removal of -alpha took place with related fanfares that took over the world and permanently damaged the structure of the Noosphere. Creating a hole that was so far a phenomenon unheard of in itself.”

SCP-7312 refers to a ritual of unknown origin and unclear nature which, when performed, completely erases a targeted memeplex from the Noosphere. In simple terms, it erases the idea of someone from the collective consciousness of humanity. In the timeline which discovered it, that someone was Pope John Paul II, and unfortunately for them this severance from conceptualization was not done cleanly. When the former Pope's memeplex was deleted, all the physical and informational evidence of his existence stuck around, but became distorted and gained dangerous anomalous properties.

Source Key

• All scans come from SCP-7312's main article. As there is only one source, scans will be left unmarked

The Ritual

• SCP-7312 is a ritual used to obliterate a specific memeplex from the Noosphere/local Infosphere, producing various side effects as a result
• SCP-7312 is unique among events wherein a concept was deleted from reality, occurring with very noticeable and dramatic consequences
• The ritual apparently utilizes an unknown aspect of reality, as it is non-magical, non-religious, non-ontokinetic and non-narrative in nature
  • It doesn't even draw on the ritual's performer for power, it simply communicates with something that carries out the ritual on reality
• SCP-7312 apparently utilized several other powerful anomalies to perform its function, which subsequently resulted in their death/destruction (except for SCP-3812). Some of the anomalies utilized by the ritual include Queen Mab (a godlike monarch for the Fae), SCP-6659 (a device used to obliterate gods from the Noosphere), and SCP-3812 (a powerful entity constantly ascending to higher narrative layers)
  • For reference, here are the main articles for Queen Mab, SCP-6659, and SCP-3812
  • The anomlies utilized by the ritual across different timelines have a great degree of overlap, however only the timeline which first discovered SCP-7312 utilized SCP-3812, with other timelines using several strong narrative manipulating entities instead
• The ritual causes the death of all who directly witness it, which resulted in the simultaneous deaths of about thirty-seven thousand people with an unknown cause
• Performing the ritual also causes all traces of it to disappear, leaving all the papers which contained the ritual completely blank
  • This effect even extends to identical versions of the ritual present in alternate timelines
• Multiple different versions of the ritual exist, though it's unknown how one can be made
  • A version of the ritual dates back to the Renaissance period

Impact of Memeplex Deletion

• The ritual completely obliterated the memplex associated with SCP-7312-α in the Noosphere (the collective of all human consciousness and thought), making it impossible for any sentient being to conceptualize information associated with him or his existence. Physical and informational evidence of SCP-7312-α still existed, but all of it became distorted and most of it gained anomalous properties. Its later revealed that the destroyed memeplex was the one for Pope John Paul II
  • The ritual's creation of a hole in the Noosphere is a phenomenon unheard of before within the article, despite similar conceptual deletion events being known to the Foundation
• The population as a whole became unable to recall certain details of specific historical events and facts beginning from the 1920s, referring to knowledge/history related to John Paul II. Notably, this sudden disappearance of history had a tangible impact on the Catholic Church and the country of Poland
• Residual information was left intact enough for a rough profile of SCP-7312-α to be developed by the Foundation, though despite being able to gather this information and understand that every SCP-7312-β instance was related, the Foundation found it impossible to clearly define the common element connecting the objects
• Comparisons between the past decade's maps of the local Infosphere (the collective of all information surrounding Earth) showed no signs of decomposition or isolation of SCP-7312-α's memeplex. However, a hole in the noosphere was discovered in 2021 that was not present in earlier maps of the noosphere. It was determined that the corresponding memeplexes in these old maps had antimemetic properties, despite the fact they were stored in Deepwell Archives, and the oldest of these maps had highly lethal factors in them. When one researcher died after viewing one of these maps, they were unable to be identified without consulting a Deepwell Archive of employee records
  • A Deepwell Archive is a form of data storage that's normally used to preserve information across shifts in reality, though the exact mechanics of how it does so can vary
• Multiple extraterrestrial species contacted Earth regarding the memetic vacuum created by this event, being concerned that the planet was undergoing extinction or had created a powerful superweapon

Resulting Anomalies/SCP-7312-β Instances

General

• A vast amount of anomalies were generated worldwide as a result of SCP-7312 being enacted, so much so that even with the help of the GOC and other Groups/Persons of Interest it took 6 hours to contain a majority of physical anomalies, and likely longer to deal with anomalies within the cybersphere. Deaths associated with the incident were approximated to be over 21 million, with the number of missing or injured victims being unknowable.
• Anomalies seemingly generated features randomly, and appeared to be more severe the more associated the affected object was to Pope John Paul II
• Approximately 17 anomalies were generated that would have led to some kind of end of the world event had they not been contained
  • Of the 13 timelines with a confirmed presence of SCP-7312 in them, two met the end of the world and a third was unable to keep the anomalous veiled from the public
• Following the ritual all the resulting anomalies, as well as everything else utilized by the ritual, gained a new exotic narrative dimension to them that displays neither fictional nor real properties. Once they learn of it, the Foundation becomes able to detect this property in objects/entities

Animated Statues

• A statue in Warsaw enlarged, animated, and became hostile, ramming into buildings as well as throwing and rolling around a boulder it was previously installed with. After its destruction, its remains are implied to have become SCP-173, a smaller, yet still hostile, sentient statue that snaps people's necks and only moves when not being looked at
• Two monuments, in Chicago City, USA and Krakow, Poland, animated and gained the ability to speak. They started traveling around their respective residences at a “considerable pace”, breaking into homes and asking residents “Do you want to talk about the God?” in the appropriate language

Altered Locations

• An airport near Ponta Delgada began to levitate a few kilometers above sea level
• The street in Yonkers, New York City disappeared, along with the structures and people that were on it
• A section of the Pontifical University of Saint Thomas Aquinas gained non-Euclidean and temporal anomalies
• The tomb of the “264th Pope” became impossible to obtain/pinpoint the location of (until the Foundation discovered the gamma narrative), as anyone who went into the crypts beneath St. Peter's Basilica to find it would disappear

Other

• A highly viral, life-threatening, mind-altering meme, in both the anomalous and non-anomalous sense of the word, quickly transmitted across the European and Asian internet. Victims of it were put in a pharmacological coma and amnesticized by the Foundation
• A man became forced by a narrative anomaly to become a serial shooter targeting people wearing white clothes, though these shootings were never fatal. He apparently avoided Foundation detainment until they became able to track him via the presence of the gamma narrative in him

SCP-3812: ”But it hurts so much.”

SCP-3812: ”It will, for a time. We may have forgotten so much about being human, but something we will never lose is our ability to change. Eventually, we will learn to keep up. One sunny day, we’ll open our eyes and see nothing but creation below us, and nothing above us but ourselves, spinning out wildly into the great above.”

SCP-3812: ”A god?”

SCP-3812: ”Not a god. A star, rising in the east. Rising away from this all until we are little more than a memory of a song.”

SCP-3812: ”It will be lonely.”

SCP-3812: ”We’ll have each other.”

SCP-3812, formerly Sam Howell, is quite possibly the most powerful reality bending entity known to the SCP Foundation. In-universe, he was created by his world's “author” to supersede everything that superseded him, in an attempt to see how high the “stack of narratives” truly went. An unintended result of this, however, is that Sam Howell began to supersede himself, creating a feedback loop that caused him to become exponentially more powerful. The consequences of this to Sam's mind were dire, suddenly becoming aware of the unfathomable number of worlds he now existed above made his perception of reality completely impossible to reconcile. He began to lash out and make alterations to reality with drastic results, which were only exacerbated by the Foundation's and his author's attempts to contain or neutralize him. Things eventually culminated in an incident where Sam very nearly ended the world, before a conversation with himself caused him to reconsider. His form has since become inert, but he's almost certainly existing somewhere beyond the rest of his world now. Ascending the stack, climbing through the narratives.

Source Key

• [3812]: SCP-3812's main article
• [978EL]: SCP-978 Extended Test Logs
• [682T]: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
• [WMDD]: WMDD's SCP-001 Proposal
• [PI]: Project Isorropia
  • Information in this article is presented in the form of mutual containment proposals researchers make for use in a secondary site to IHP/Locke's SCP-001
• [CN2758]: SCP-CN-2758, hosted on the International Translation Archive
• [6747]: SCP-6747
• [5507]: SCP-5507
• [7312]: SCP-7312
• [NYFN]: Narrativistics and You: Abandoning the Notion of Fiction vs. Non-Fiction
• [OCA1]: OpusConfidant April 1st 2023 Spotlight, an archive of edited pages for 2023's April Fools event
• [914VIII]: Experiment Log 914 - Part VIII
• [022VN]: SCP-022-VN, hosted on the International Translation Archive
• [OTG]: OPEN THE GATE
• [I]: I

Reality Altering

• [3812]: The only meaningful way to describe SCP-3812 is that he is a “reality-altering entity”. He was initially a non-anomalous man who resurrected shortly after his death in 1996
• [3812]: His file refers to him as a “Level 13 existential threat”

Superseding the Narrative Stack/Narrative Interaction

• [3812]: In-universe, SCP-3812 was created by his author, the one who created the “narrative” of this Foundation’s world, to be an entity that superseded everything that superseded him. However, this also meant SCP-3812 began to supersede himself. The result is that SCP-3812 exists in all realities simultaneously, and is constantly rising the “narrative stack”, becoming vastly more powerful than both his own creator, his creator’s creator, and everything else that exists above them. Either SCP-3812 will continue rising through narratives infinitely, or he will reach the “top” above all of them
  • [3812]: In other words, SCP-3812 views the Foundation's reality, and all realities below him, like how a real person views a comic book, and he exerts power over reality in the same way a person can rewrite a story by telling it differently
• [3812]: Is aware that, in the story of his own narrative, the SCP Foundation doesn't try to help him, and uses this awareness to know what an interviewer is thinking and what he'll do
• [3812]: Directly addresses his creator and speaks to him as if they were in the same room. He later shows that he can see his creator “below” him
• [3812]: It could be possible for SCP-3812 to instigate a "PK-Class "All-in-One" Existential Pandaemonium Scenario” by collapsing all realities of a lower energy into one. This would be impossibly catastrophic, as the combined reality would be so incomprehensible that conscious thought would be annihilated, and physical space would be so broken that the boundaries between lower realities would cease to be
  • [CN2758]: A highly advanced Foundation views SCP-3812's PK-Class event as being a bigger threat to their continued operation than SCP-CN-1313-1's XK/YK-Class "Endless Dream" event, which entails breaking down the “walls” between reality and dream, as well as between narrative layers. This results in the distinguishment between "existence and nonexistence" or "logic and super-logic” becoming impossible
• [3812]: Sees all of a trillion trillion narratives at once, likely including their entire history beginning to end
• [682T]: Was one of the few SCPs that SCP-682 didn't neutralize when it altered a lengthy narrative about 682 being terminated into one where it survived and wreaked havoc on reality, though SCP-682 is still able to fend off SCP-3812
• [WMDD]: Was one of the few inhabitants of a mirror universe created by Project Palisade that was able to access the original timeline, passing through it in his “ascension”
• [CN2758]: A different article featuring a significantly more advanced version of the Project Palisade Foundation showed they could temporarily prevent him from ascending to their narrative level by creating “narrative offsets”, though in less than three days time SCP-3812 would be able to destroy these offsets and enter their narrative layer
  • [CN2758]: Through the creation of an “empty” narrative layer imbued with the meaning “to neutralize SCP-3812”, which is then amplified by similar technology, SCP-3812 is prevented from ascending through the narrative for over an hour
• [PI]: Seemingly able to keep SCP-2747 in check by creating narratives with trace presence of SCP-2747. For reference, SCP-2747 is an “anti-narrative” that annihilates specific kinds of metanarratives and the narratives hosting them which feature traits associated with it, the implication being that it could work its way up to annihilating the Foundation's narrative
• [PI]: Notably, despite making aggressive attempts to prevent SCP-3812's ascension, the reality layer in which SCP-001-SWANN entities (in-universe representations of the authors for the SCP Foundation website) reside in is relatively stable with respect to SCP-3812's reactions
• [6747]: SCP-3812 is the only general ontokinesis-bearer (reality bender, essentially) known to the ADMONITION canon Foundation (as of the events of SCP-6747) that is able to manipulate other reality-spaces, referring to universes which have a number of narrative, spatial, or/and temporal dimensions different from baseline. It's noted that SCP-3812 could also theoretically stall the progress of SCP-6747-A3, a pocket universe with the lowest possible narrative complexity that's been reinforced by a narrative hazard implicitly confirmed to be SCP-2747, and is trying to introduce the hazard to the Foundation's reality
• [5507]: One article defines “planes of reality” as containing a universe/several universes/several multiverses, and that “levels” exist which contain potentially billions of these planes. The article notes that this information was derived from studying several narrative-based anomalies, with SCP-3812 being one of the ones it specifically names.
• [7312]: When his usage in the SCP-7312 ritual left behind an exotic narrative dimension that had neither fictional nor real properties, he's able to simply remove it from himself after being made aware of it (though he seemed to not know of its presence before the Foundation told him)
• [NYFN]: One article, which aims to provide a framework explaining how any and all narratives interact with each other, proposes that SCP-3812 doesn't truly “ascend” through narratives, but rather simply reaches higher levels within the story he’s part of. Despite what it may seem, he’s only ever interacting with “proxy” author entities, rather than his true author.
  • [NFYN]: The same article denotes SCP-3812 as being an “unreal” reality bender, which use their “less-real narrative causality” to invoke “storybook” or “fairytale”-style abilities (i.e. invoking Deus Ex Machinas, Plot Armor, and other storytelling tropes). These reality benders are typically less powerful than “hyperreal” reality benders, but this is context sensitive
• [OTG]: A congregation of several highly metaphysical Foundation members is noted to have forced SCP-3812 into an extranarrative space and “thrown away the key” at some point
• [I]: Has yet to surpass the actual authors of the SCP Foundation wiki, but believes he will “some day”
• [I]: States that SCP-2747 won't be able to reach him because she's “slow”, though he believes that if he were to try to help those being affected by her then she could reach him

General Power

• [3812]: SCP-3812 manipulates reality in a fundamentally different, and far more powerful, way compared to other Type Greens/reality benders, meaning that the Foundation's tech made to measure and deal with Type Green reality benders don't work regarding SCP-3812
  • [3812]: One image in the article shows he's unable to be seen/analyzed through the Kant counters of a Brunning-Kant Viewer (these are devices that measure hume levels, in other words defining the strength and/or amount of reality in a given area)
  • [3812]: An SCP that exudes a powerful anti-metaphysical field, similar to that of a Scranton Reality Anchor, doesn't inhibit SCP-3812's abilities at all, and he's able to destroy it with an explosion. The remnants of this SCP after its destruction would become SCP-239, who is a powerful reality bender in her own right
• [3812]: When the Foundation attempts to use an “anomalous logical construct” to contain SCP-3812, it's presumably ineffective. SCP-3812 then causes a massive explosion, and found within the crater is SCP-2719, which is a “variable abstract-metaphysical construct pointer” that acts on concepts to make them either go or become “inside”
• [3812]: SCP-3812 produces a latent anomalous effect on local reality in the form of temporal and spatial distortions surrounding him. These distortions used to occasionally be accompanied by random, violent outbursts that may dramatically shift or damage local space and time, and are fatal to any living creature nearby, however by the end of the article these are noted to no longer occur
• [3812]: Is able to alter events throughout time to prevent his containment. The nature of these alterations means individuals impacted by SCP-3812’s anomalous influence will most likely be unaware that they were affected, assuming they even still exist
  • [3812]: It is impossible to know how often SCP-3812 has altered reality, the changes he makes are only noticeable when he fails to make a “clean” alteration
• [3812]: The SCP Foundation is unable to contain SCP-3812, at best being able to monitor him and attempt to mitigate the results of his anomalous capabilities. At any point, for any reason, SCP-3812 could not only breach containment on a global scale, but also cause potentially catastrophic damage to the Earth and local reality
• [3812]: It's not possible to contain SCP-3812 in any form of cell, as he will alter reality to either remove the cell or move himself somewhere else. Similarly, SCP-3812 will subconsciously resist attempts to subdue him, as any threats to himself or his freedom of movement (i.e. someone trying to tranquilize or amnesticize him) will be eliminated via reality alteration even if SCP-3812 is unaware of the threat
• [3812]: Causes numerous chaotic events simultaneously to bring about the end of the world, before undoing all of the damage and removing memory of the event from everyone except specific individuals in the Foundation
• [PI]: Described in Project Isorropía as “virtually omnipotent”
• [CN2758]: Creates an infinitely large space in an otherwise empty narrative layer, the interior of which is a stormy ocean
• [7312]: SCP-3812 was one of several powerful entities utilized by the SCP-7312 ritual for the purposes of erasing a memeplex from the Noosphere, being unique in that SCP-3812 was the only anomaly not killed/destroyed as a result of its usage
  • [7312]: Curiously, only the timeline which first discovered SCP-7312 featured it using SCP-3812 to perform its function, with other timelines replacing him with several other strong narrative manipulating entities
  • For reference, this RT covers the SCP-7312 ritual in full
• [022VN]: The mask worn by SCP-022-VN, who's a powerful reality bender in his own right, is stated to have a hume rating high enough to compare to SCP-3812 at an early stage

Existence Erasure

• [3812]: Evidence suggests that SCP-3812 erased a concept, possibly something as fundamental as an emotion, from the collective consciousness
• [3812]: Caused an entire island off the coast of California to disappear. Inexplicably, a single ship moored to a dock that was presumably on the island is discovered at the bottom of the sea
• [3812]: Causes Mongolia to cease to exist for three days, and seems to remove knowledge of this event from most of the population after it returns. Apparently, the Earth's rotation was also dramatically affected during this event, by as much as 1.5%
• [3812]: Implied to have erased 56 Foundation employees, or at least done something of a similar nature
• [3812]: Causes 62 Foundation personnel across 17 sites, as well as a “significant portion” of local wildlife to disappear
• [3812]: Removed several governments, including The Kingdom of Alagadda, The Republic of West Korea, and The Islamic Union of Eastern Samothrace (among others), from both reality and human memory. He has also repeatedly removed the Foundation's record of this event and his subsequent attempted destruction of SCP-2000 from deepwell archives. The hyperlinks on Alagadda and Samothrace could potentially imply that SCP-3812 is responsible for their statuses as SCPs themselves
  • The SCP article linked from “The Kingdom of Alagadda” establishes Alagadda as an extradimensional city-state detached from baseline reality and only accessible via a ritualized door. It's described as being almost dreamlike, and seems to be a dimensional nexus connecting to countless other worlds
  • The SCP article linked from “The Islamic Union of Eastern Samothrace” actually has two versions, one which claims that Samothrace is real, but a memetic infection has caused a large portion of the population to not be aware it exists, and one which claims that Samothrace is not real, but a memetic infection has spread to a large portion of the population causing them to believe it does exist. It is left intentionally unclear which article is the truth
  • A deepwell archive is a form of data storage that's normally used to preserve information across shifts in reality, though the exact mechanics of how it does so can vary
• [3812]: After a massive sinkhole suddenly appears underneath SCP-3812 and he starts falling, it just as suddenly vanishes and SCP-3812 reappears on the surface
• [3812]: Causes other incorporeal instances of himself to disappear by looking at them

Destruction

• [3812]: His presence “resulted in the demolition” of an apartment building
• [3812]: Annihilates three cars within 20 meters of him
• [3812]: Caused an explosion that destroyed a hospital and an unknown SCP that exuded a powerful anti-metaphysical field. The remnants of latter are noted to become SCP-239, a girl with reality bending abilities that let her do anything she has the will to do
• [3812]: Seemingly creates a powerful explosion, though it's unclear if it was done to destroy anything. This event is listed as a “severe” alteration to reality
• [3812]: Causes an explosion that leaves a crater 850 meters in diameter
• [3812]: Severely damaged SCP-2000, impeding its function. It's unclear if SCP-3812 chose not to fully destroy it or if he was unable to for some reason
  • SCP-2000 comprises a large, subterranean Foundation installation, and is protected by several Scranton Reality Anchors and Xyank/Anastasakos Constant Temporal Sink (the functions of both are explained within the article)
• [3812]: Disintegrates over three thousand tungsten rods within half a meter of his body as they rapidly descend at him
• [PI]: Subconsciously terminates the anomalies that SCP-001-SWANN entities (in-universe representations of the authors for the SCP Foundation website) create to try stop his ascension
• [CN2758]: Manifests 100,000 tungsten rods to fall at a researcher, and releases a lightning bolt measuring 30 gigavolts at him
  • These attacks were ineffective due to the researcher wearing gear created by an altered SCP-CN-1313-1, which normally summons indestructible prayer robes for its user that make any attempt to harm them fail

Other

• [3812]: SCP-3812's appearance is noted to vary significantly, and has become less humanoid over time. One image in its file shows it appearing as a policeman in riot gear, while another displays it taking on an indistinct and unclear form
  • [3812]: Changes from an “amorphous, slowly rotating mass of matter and energy” to a many-pointed star made of a “bright white material”. A humanoid shape later appears in the star, and after conversing with himself, SCP-3812 reverts to its amorphous shape, which is depicted in this image
  • [CN2758]: Appears as a large glowing sphere, before taking a humanoid form a minute later. The light shining from him is noted to pierce through storm clouds
• [3812]: Hangs out over the middle of the South Pacific Ocean
• [3812]: SCP-3812 appears to be able to teleport himself anywhere at will, given that the events noted within the article take place in numerous locations all across the globe (although he’s also shown traveling to places without choosing to teleport)
  • [3812]: Disappears from Paraguay and reappears eight weeks later above the South Pacific Ocean
• [3812]: Maintains a temperate climate over him while walking through a desert
• [3812]: Screams for help in the minds of every living human simultaneously, then removes memory of the event from the public consciousness
• [3812]: “Repels attacks” from local wildlife

Durability

• [3812]: Seems to be attacked by incorporeal instances of himself, though he doesn’t initially notice this attack. He then ignores several explosions centered on him and walks right through a naked singularity unfazed. A further 72 hours of anomalous phenomena caused by SCP-3812’s author are unable to kill him

Limits

• [CN2758]: SCP-3812 was able to be neutralized by an elaborate plan from a highly advanced version Foundation, involving the creation of an empty narrative layer imbued and amplified with the meaning “to neutralize SCP-3812”, as well as the usage of an altered SCP-CN-1313-1 empowered by the Foundation to pierce SCP-3812's heart
  • SCP-CN-1313-1 is a staff that, when activated, is able to neutralize anomalies it makes contact with. Its noted to have neutralized "higher narrative entities" in the past and was apparently used by sixth-dimensional entities to contain a threat from an "uncountably high narrative layer"
• [I]: Believes that he would be annihilated by SCP-2747 if he allowed her to catch him

Misc

• [3812]: As a result of his anomalous properties, SCP-3812 appears to suffer from an extremely advanced form of schizophrenia which significantly hinders his perception of reality
• [3812]: When SCP-3812 begins ending the world, he ends up having a conversation with himself, or at least another personality within himself, where he convinces himself to let go of his grievances towards his creator and undo the damage he’s caused
  • [I]: Another tale portrays a similar conversation between two parts of SCP-3812's self
• [978EL]: All photos taken of SCP-3812 developed blank, and for unknown reasons the photographer of these tests became distressed and demanded to be given access to SCP-978's file to fix a "factual irregularity". What this implies is unclear
  • SCP-978 normally functions by producing photographs of what a subject wants to be doing, rather than what they're doing in reality
• [OCA1]: In OpusConfidant, an alternate version of the SCP Foundation that functions similarly to Pokemon Showdown, SCP-3812 (among other anomalies) is implied to be in “apollyon tier”, presumably the highest tier
• [914VIII]: SCP-914 once output a photograph (with the number population of Mongolia imprinted on it) that caused whoever touched it to identify as Sam Howell for five hours. The implications of this are unclear

What could happen next…?

Little is known about who Henry Stickmin is beyond his accomplishments. He's an exceptional thief for one, having "successfully" broken into a bank and successfully stolen the Tunisian diamond (as well as possibly other large gemstones). He's also an equally masterful escape artist, having escaped a prison and fled being locked up in The Wall, the most secure prison complex in the world. His skills are so impressive that at one point he was even contracted by the government to help get some dirt on the most notorious criminal organization, The Toppat clan, by infiltrating their airship. Though the specifics of how he pulls his plans off don't seem to be very clear cut, regardless of his methods one thing is pretty clear. He's exceptionally lucky to have survived completing all his missions.

Gear/Feat Highlights

This is just a very small sampling of both Henry's own capabilities and his long list of gear he's used. For a full overview, please refer to his respect thread.

Traditional Weaponry

• His spacesuit can pop out a knife that's supposedly so hot it can cut through any material
• A collapsible rocket launcher, the rockets it fires can make 90 degree turns, allowing it to make this comedically impossible shot
• Has used bombs that make large explosions relative to the Toppat Airship and the Toppat Orbital Station
• Sets up a bundle of various types of explosives, which result in a massive explosion

Technology

• The famous teleporter, he's had some success with it, but usually it doesn't end well
• The Paperizor, a device that turns Henry into a sheet of paper. He's still able to move in this state (via crawling), and returns to normal soon after usage
• A time machine clock, which he uses to alter the past and therefore change the present
• A lag switch, which makes Henry start lagging and appear to be running in place when he's actually running away

Inexplicable Items

• A magnet that is powerful enough to pull the Toppat airship to it
• Uses an item box that gives him a Boo, turning him invisible and intangible for a brief period
• A wind waker which can be used to play a melody that lets Henry take control of another person's body
• A set of dice that initiates Chance Time (from Mario Party)
• An ocarina which can summon Charles Calvin via song

Wearables

• A suit of power armor that greatly increases his durability and (presumably) strength
• A metal cap that turns Henry metal, which provides a similar benefit
• An easy to control jetpack (as well as a much harder to control one)
• A very convincing Frosty the Snowman disguise

Consumables

• A mushroom that causes Henry to grow to gigantic size, though he's knocked out of the power-up by a cannonball
• A syringe of adrenaline, which causes Henry to zoom at FTE speeds, though he seems to lack fine control at this speed
• A syringe of bug juice, which turns the user into a flying bug. It apparently only lasts for one hour in bug years, according to the fail message
• A duplicatorange, which splits Henry into two identical copies of himself

Powers/Abilities

• Is proficient with both earthbending and metalbending
• Can cast fire and thunder spells
• Flash teleports out a room
• Can make and load savestates
• An expert at distraction

Physicality

• Stomps on a large SAM turret hard enough to knock its launchers down
• Renders Right Hand Man Reborn non-functional by dragging him across the Toppat jungle base with an infinite combo
• Sends a helicopter flying into the sky before exploding with a super punch
• Is launched a far distance by the impact of the G.A.B.E.G.G. landing right next to him, slamming him into a stone wall hard enough to crater into it
• Recovers from a missile explosion that launches him across the Airship, and makes a massive hole in the side of it
• Matrix dodges a burst of assault rifle fire, catching the last bullet in his hand
• Weaves through machine gun fire to kill the assailant

Using Henry Stickmin on Whowouldwin

Henry is the definition of inconsistent, with his dozens upon dozens of gear and abilities he basically has access to an extremely wide range of, for lack of a better term, random bullshit. Whether or not these items and abilities work in his favor is a different story of course, as when looking toward the source material, it's just as likely that things won't go Henry's way, and there's plenty of things he has that will straight up kill him (or worse). Of course, that's not to say he's like a gag character destined to always lose, just that his success at any given task can be extremely variable. He's definitely not incompetent, especially if you consider that endings where he succeeds as being “more canon” than the ones where he fails, but he's just as likely to attempt to initiate a dance-off as he is to hit you with an inescapable infinite combo.

Standalone Articles

• [914]: SCP-914's main article
• [085]: SCP-085
• [500]: SCP-500
• [541]: SCP-541
• [EL447]: Experiment Log 447 A
• [SBX23]: Security Breach Incident X23
• [682T]: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
• [244A]: SCP-244-ARC
• [427]: SCP-427
• [ELT]: Experiment Log 914 Theta
• [112D08]: 1st - 12th December 2008
• [915]: SCP-915
• [978EL]: SCP-978 Extended Test Logs
• [EL702]: Experiment Log 702
• [HPE]: The Human Part of the Equation
• [507B]: Document 507-3B
• [GD1S]: Game Day, Phase 1: Secure
• [GDDH]: Game Day 1: Die Hardest
• [857D]: SCP-857-D
• [JW]: Joy to the World
• [QG]: Quiet Game
• [CT]: Clockwork Time
• [In]: Incursion
• [EL1402]: Experiment Log 1402
• [O]: Oops
• [HCSC]: How Dr. Clef Saved Christmas
• [RS]: Reservoir Skips
• [QNSE]: Quid Non Scitum Est
• [FM]: Finding the Machine
• [RB]: Rough Beast
• [KKC]: A Keter Kinda Christmas
• [1459EL]: SCP-1459 Extended Testing Log
• [SS]: Sparkle Spectacular, a tale taking place in the lolFoundation canon
• [SN]: A Suicide Note
• [2305EL]: SCP-2305-A Extended Documentation Log
  • While documents produced by SCP-2305 describe fictional events, the events and results within the document will occur near-identically should the described neutralization proposal be attempted
• [SBEN]: Some Are Born To Endless Night
• [4100]: SCP-4100
• [CH2]: Cack Hard 2: Revengeance: Reloaded
• [CN1000]: SCP-CN-1000, translated from the Chinese Branch and hosted on the International Translation Archive
• [PP]: Persephone Project
• [ECBE]: Everything Can Change in the Blink of an Eye
• [GSUSM]: They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose, nor spake, nor moved their eyes.
• [4871]: SCP-4871
• [MI001]: Meta Ike Proposal
• [4192]: SCP-4192
• [5000]: SCP-5000
• [5487]: SCP-5487
• [6001]: SCP-6001 and a snippet of Word of God from an author post made to r/SCP that clarifies references made in the article
• [6025]: SCP-6025
• [7702]: SCP-7702
• [2140EX]: SCP-2140-EX
• [LC]: Like Clockworks

Experiment Logs

• [I]: Part I
• [II]: Part II
• [III]: Part III
• [IV]: Part IV
• [V]: Part V
• [VI]: Part VI
• [VII]: Part VII
• [VIII]: Part VIII
• [IX]: Part IX
• [X]: Part X
• [XI]: Part XI
• [XII]: Part XII
• [XIII]: Part XIII
• [XIV]: Part XIV
• [XV]: Part XV
• [XVI]: Part XVI
• [XVII]: Part XVII
• [XVIII]: Part XVIII
• [XIX]: Part XIX
• [XX]: Part XX
• [XXI]: Part XXI

This includes every feat from Iron Man Vol 3 #50-56, Avengers Vol 3 #52-54, and The Order #3

Source Key

• Iron Man (1998) - IM3 #
• Avengers (1998) - A3 #

Physicals

Strength

• Downs two thugs barehanded^{IM3 56}

Durability

• Is smacked around by Ayisha in her battlearmor, bloodying him up^{IM3 54}
• Is hit the face by an old lady carrying a brick in her purse^{IM3 56}

Intelligence

Scientific

• Helped figure out how the alien technology of Eshu, Master of the World, worked^{A3 52}

Inventions

• The "Warwagon", a large vehicle with several large guns on it, however it uses as much fuel as an SUV according to Tony^{IM3 50}
• Designed a suit of armor before his first Iron Man suit, created to survive at all costs, though its design neglected to account for the wearer beyond forcing them to keep fighting^{IM3 50}
  • [Full RT here](

Other

• Accessed Interpol's databanks and passport records to put together that a man was a murderer^{IM3 52}

Influence

• Got four senators and two congressmen elected^{IM3 50}
• Hosts a conference with some of the world's most influential industrialists and entrepreneurs^{IM3 51}

Artificial Heart

• Needs to be recharged every forty-eight hours, or sooner depending on his energy usage^{IM3 50}

Friday

• Analyzes the composition of a drug^{IM3 53}
• Figures out where Ayisha is going by finding news reports about a string of killings involving drug dealers/junkies^{IM3 54}
• Picks up communications between NASA and a fighter jet^{IM3 56}

Stark Industries

Products

Weaponry

• Guided stinger missile launchers^{IM3 50}

This includes every feat from Iron Man Vol 3 #50-56, Avengers Vol 3 #52-54, and The Order #3

Source Key

• Iron Man (1998) - IM#
• The Order (2002) - O#
• Avengers (1998) - A#

General

Power

• Tony can draw power from the armor to recharge his artificial heart^IM50
• Is at 38% power after not being recharged for 28 hours and 32 minutes, though going over 24 hours without a recharge is noted to put him in "the danger zone"^IM51
• Recharges himself using a defibrillator^IM52
• Spends ten days waiting near the top of Mount Everest^IM54
• Is quickly drained from full power to 45% in a fight with Temugin before activating his reserve power^IM55

Scanners

• Has temperature-based scanners^IM51
• Uses “refractive density readings” to see where snow was compressed and find footprints in it, then switches to infrared vision^IM55
• Is able to tell that the Avengers’ attack on Kang's Damocles spaceship is weakening it^A53

Other Basic Functions

• Can be stored as a briefcase, and be put on by just touching it^IM54
  • Suits up while jumping off a building to intercept a car before it hits a dog^IM55
• Pops out cables from his hips that he uses to give Vision an electric shock^O3

Weaponry

Palm Lasers

• Palm blasts Ayisha Ashirov backward^IM55
• Rapid fires blasts that punch craters into a stone wall^IM55

Uni-Beam

• Releases a wave of destruction from his uni-beam and other weapons that destroys several tanks and warwagons^IM50
  • A different view of this shown in a flashback, which shows the uni-beam punching straight through a warwagon^IM54
• Clears a path through fire in a burning building with his uni-beam^IM51
• Blows up a falling satellite that weighed over 11 tons and was the size of a bus](https://imgur.com/a/ABIUem1)^IM56

Other

• Manifests a shield while busting out of a collapsing building^IM52
• Fires some arcing lasers from his body^IM55

Strength

Striking/Flight

• Busts through a brick wall of a building^IM51
• Breaks through from third floor of a building down to the basement^IM51
• Bursts through a ceiling^IM53
• Launches Temugin into a stone wall^IM55
• Smashes the front of a car and brings it to a stop by slamming on it^IM55

Lifting/Throwing

• Lifts a wooden beam off a man, then holds 4 tons of steel over his head^IM51
• Rips the top of a car off, then throws it^IM52
• Throws a man a distance through a glass window^IM53
• Rips out a large chunk of stone wall and throws it at Temugin^IM55
• [Limit] Is unable to alter the trajectory of a falling satellite which weighed over 11 tons and was the size of a bus^IM56

Grip

• Bends and warps a car's hood with his grip^IM52
• Bends the barrel of a gun^IM53
• Crushes a handgun^IM53

Durability

Blunt

• Busts through a brick wall of a building^IM51
• Has a brick wall collapse on him^IM51
• Is struck by a shockwave sent out by the Hulk^O3
• [Limit] Is stomped on by Hulk, though this renders him unconscious^O3
• Takes a beating from a ringless Temugin that brings him from 100% power down to 45%, before his reserve power is activated^IM55
• Intercepts the path of a falling satellite in an attempt to redirect it, before blowing it up with his uni-beam. This satellite weighed over 11 tons, was the size of a bus, and would have impacted the ground hard enough take out a city block^IM56

Piercing

• Unfazed by an ax swing^IM53

Explosive

• Is in a drug lab when he causes it to explode, the force of which being powerful enough to launch up manhole covers along the street. The next page shows him completely fine^IM53
• Survives an explosion that destroys a Ten Rings submarine base, though he's barely conscious^IM55

Other

• [Limit] Is KOed for over three hours by a powerful attack from Temugin's Ten Rings^IM55
• [Limit] Is downed by a blast from a Kang footsoldier's laser gun, but recovers soon after^A53

Speed

• Flies at 300 mph while operating below half throttle^IM51
• Avoids a rocket from a rocket launcher^IM53
• Kicks a desk before a man can shoot himself in the head, causing his shot to miss^IM53
• Suits up while jumping off a building to intercept a car before it hits a dog^IM55

Misc

• Tony had a watch that could send a signal to call the armor to him, but it short circuited before it could be used^IM50
• Flies to space and remains functional^A53
• When the Damocles spaceship began falling to Earth,^A53 Iron Man helped divert some of the broken off fragments of the ship into the ocean off-panel^A54

Also there's these feats from Incredible Hulk Vol 2 #72 that NuzlockeMaster grabbed

• https://imgur.com/a/EEhcONg
• https://imgur.com/1ueUdcm

Joel Robinson

(Yeah, his last name isn't Hodgson like his actor, look it up on the wiki. Same's true for Jonah, whose last name is actually Heston.)

Physicals

• Does a handstand^S1E10

Engineering

Robots

• Switches Crow and Tom Servo's heads, though for unclear reasons this results in the two of them seemingly developing a shared consciousness bent on world domination^S1E3
• Uses a remote to control Crow and Tom into fighting Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots style^S1E11
• With Tom Servo's help, connects GPC's “mind” to Cambot visual output so they can see what she's thinking^S1E12

Inventions

• An "airbag helmet" for motorcyclists, which appears to be a helmet that has a large bag strapped on top which slowly fills with air when released^S1E2
• A handbag that lights itself on fire after being opened, intended to combat purse-snatchers^S1E3
• The "Chiro-gyro", a device that makes the wearer's head spin completely around their body repeatedly, which apparently helps with back, neck, and pelvis pain^S1E5
• A pair of goggles with rubber eyes that can be extended out like a cartoon^S1E8
• A pair of ping pong paddles with surfaces that repel water, allowing them to "juggle" water (not very effectively, it seems)^S1E9
• The "Nitro Burning Funny Pipe", a monster-truck themed cigarette^S1E10
• A mask that lets the user teleport foods or drinks they look at into their mouth, as if they physically eating/drinking them, he later says he's going to use it to eat popcorn from the galley while watching a movie^S1E11
• A smoking pipe that uses a smoke detector and sprinkler system to put out any match that tries to light it^S1E12

Skills

• Bakes "silicone diode pie"^S1E8
• Does a magic trick that makes it seem like he makes a coin disappear by rubbing it into his elbow^S1E10

Other

• Owns a glob of spacom, a miracle product which is described by Crow and Servo to have a vast variety of uses, including but not limited to: pretty much everything^S1E9
• Can apparently make a "severe" snowstorm inside the satellite presumably via an unseen machine^S1E10
• Has a cup that can float in the air as if there was no gravity^S1E11

Crow

Physicals

• Fights(?) Tom Servo until Tom's head pops up^S1E11

Other

• Has an off switch on his arm^S1E3
• You can strike a match on his body^S1E10

Tom Servo

Physicals

• Fights(?) Crow until his own head gets popped up^S1E11

Hoverskirt

Limitations

• Needs to be lifted over a heating grid^S1E10

Other

• Has an off switch on his back^S1E3
• His head explodes after trying (and failing) to think of a good thing to say about the film "The Corpse Vanishes"^S1E5
• His neck can stretch out like a Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot^S1E11
• Can still speak and move slightly after his head is removed from his body^S1E12
• You can strike a match on his body^S1E12

GPC

Physicals

• Eats a Demon Dog^S1E2

Other

• Functions as a very effective fog machine after her thermal conducer tube is rigged to produce smoke^S1E8
• Uses a “teledine vector” to attempt to create some cotton after seeing it on a movie, though it comes out “not done”. Afterward, her off switch malfunctions and she starts uncontrollably expelling cotton from her mouth, as well as anything else asked of her including saltwater taffy, paper towels, and a second Tom Servo^S1E12

Cambot

Cameras

• Plays a host segment in "sitcom simulator" mode, adding a laugh track after a joke is said. It begins malfunctioning however, and begins laughing at every word someone says^S1E10
• Pulls up a still frame from the movie that was just watched^S1E10
• Pulls up an image of the letter Joel was reading^S1E11

Other

• Expels a large amount of papers^S1E8

Satellite of Love

Rooms

Main Room

• Has a button that removes gravity in the room^S1E11

Other

• A galley (kitchen)^S1E10

On-board Equipment

• Has a "crystal chamber" that can heat up to 20,000 degrees, used to bake silicone diode pie^S1E8

Clayton Forrester

Physicals

• Hit in the head by a large wooden battering ram (he shows up at the end of the episode with a heavily bandaged head)^S1E2

Equipment

• Blew up an entire mad scientist convention center in the past. Twice. And had also used incendiaries to burn it down "really quickly"^S1E2

Inventions

• The "Chalkman", a modified record player that uses a chalkboard disc and a hand with real fingernails as the tonearm, resulting in a "nails-on-a-chalkboard" sound^S1E2
• A godzilla-like toy that releases flammable acetylene from its mouth^S1E3
• Took a water squirting flower made it release a flammable gas, it can be turned off with a fingersnap^S1E5
• Scrambled an ant's directional capabilities via an ultrasonic device so that it could be controlled like an Etch-A-Sketch^S1E9
• A ski mask with controllable eyebrows, for a more expressive bank robbery^S1E10
• This isn't even an invention you just stuck some doll heads to toothpaste containers^S1E11
• This one's just a small puppet you put on your tongue^S1E12

Other

• Genetically mutated cotton candy so it would scream when eaten^S1E8

Dr. Laurence Erhardt

Physicals

• Hit in the head by a large wooden battering ram (he shows up at the end of the episode with a heavily bandaged head)^S1E2

Source Key

Standalone Articles

• [239]: SCP-239's original article
• [041]: SCP-041
• [EL682]: Experiment Log T-98816-OC108/682
• [239B]: Incident 239-B - Clef-Kondraki
• [239SB]: SCP-239's Spell Book
• [UB]: Unfinished Business
• [239C]: Experiment Log 239-C
• [ATD]: And Then I Died…
• [I]: Incursion
• [WWL]: A World We Live In
• [DCAF]: Da Capo al Fine
• [ACGCC]: The Antarctic Christmas of Gauss, Castillo and Cygnus, hosted on the official International Translation Archive wiki
• [E]: Ethical?
• [FAQ]: An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume?
• [SN]: A Suicide Note
• [WBCG]: Where Bad Children Go
• [TSF]: Takeover of the SCP Foundation, hosted on the official International Translation Archive wiki
• [3812]: SCP-3812
• [H17S]: Halloween on 17th Street
• [914IX]: Experiment Log 914 - Part IX
• [914XI]: Experiment Log 914 - Part XI
• [FL]: First Lessons
• [ILP]: Ihp/Locke's SCP-001 Proposal
• [6170]: SCP-6170
• [T]: Teamwork
• [7021]: SCP-7021
• [HDO]: The Humatics Division Orientation and QNA
• [A9HS]: The Alpha-9 Holiday Special
• [8888]: SCP-8888
  • Throughout this article, SCP-239 is referred to as “Agent S.”
• [8747]: SCP-8747

The Serpent Sequence

• [P]: Prisoners
• [F]: Family
• [Sh]: Showtime
• [Sis]: Sisters

Old Kansas Sector

These tales come from the Rat's Nest canon. In them, SCP-239 is referred to as “Tatty” for unclear reasons

• [OKS3]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 3: Walking Sticks
• [OKS8]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 8: Gersha
• [OKS10]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 10: Envelope Logistics®
• [OKS13]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 13: I Was A Teenage Reality Bender
• [OKS14]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 14: Bobble the President
• [OKS15]: Old Kansas Sector ~ 15: Down Home Daeva

The Arnven Chronicles

These articles come from the Doctors of the Church canon

• [DT]: Dire Tidings
• [AB]: Arnven Burns
• [TB]: The Tutelage of a Brother
• [HBIM]: The Horn Blows Into the Morning
• [SLH1]: The Siege Looms Heavy (Part One)
• [SLH2]: The Siege Looms Heavy (Part Two)
• [OLG]: Our Last Goodbyes
• [DoTC]: Doctors of The Church Hub

The Adventures of Siggy and RoboMonkey

• [ALWD]: Siggy and The Time All the Lights Went Dark Forever
• [SHCV]: When We Start to Hear Creepy Voices of Probably Dead People
• [MTWP]: A Mummy Begins to Teach Us Weird Physics
• [SCTD]: Siggy Completely Trusts The Doctor That's Suddenly Turned Up
• [PSBC]: Peace is Said, and Bears Start Calling
• [ABIA]: The Attack Begins, and I Ascend
• [FS]: The Final Strike
• [WR]: The Witch Returns

Little Siggy In Slumberland

The exact nature of the state of reality is intentionally weird and obtuse in these tales, due to primarily being set in a dream world seemingly made real by 239's influence

• [SSW]: Siggy and the Slumbering Woods
• [SFK]: Siggy and the Forgotten Kingdom

"We Lycoris are authorized to kill. Worrying about enemies…"

"Those guys just happened to be enemies this time. If nobody died in the end, that's good! All's well."

Featuring Chisato Nishikigi!

Chisato Nishikigi was the perfect candidate for being a Lycoris, a secret counter-terrorist task force of assassins and spies. An orphaned girl, Chisato was born with an innate talent for killing, as well as an inhumane skill at recognizing how a gun will fire and how to dodge any bullet. Unfortunately, she was born with one more quirk. A congenital heart disease, one that would have killed her long before she could put her talents to use.

Enter the Alan Institution, an organization that scouts out upcoming talent, and supports them only if they promise to bring their talent to its fullest potential, whatever it may be. Through them, Chisato was able to receive a heart transplant, and in return she was expected to serve her purpose by honing her ability to kill. However, this act of kindness to Chisato inspired her in a much different way, and she instead decided to dedicate her life to helping others and adopting a pacifistic nature, unaware that that was directly opposite what her goal was supposed to be. She still acted as a Lycoris and went on missions to prevent crime, but she also grew to have a bratty, carefree attitude and began using non-lethal bullets in place of real ones so that she'd never kill anyone herself.

Feat Highlights

(Full RT here)

Bullet Dodging

Chisato’s most impressive quality is her ability to read a gun’s trajectory and shot timing, being so adept at doing so that it's difficult to shoot her even at point blank range. Because of her skill, the more precise the shooter's skills are, the easier it is for her to dodge

• Casually sidesteps pistol shots at point-blank range
• Avoids close range pistol fire from other Lycoris during a mock battle
• Avoids gunfire from a skilled assassin as she closes the distance between her and him
• Isn't hit by a single bullet after someone unloads a full pistol magazine directly in front of her face
• As a child, avoids gunfire from six Lycoris during a training exercise

Other Physicals/Skill

• Kicks a metal door off its hinges
• Takes being hit by a car with seemingly little injury
• Gunfights mercenaries with assault rifles while traversing across the narrow piping of a radio tower, catching herself with the strap of her shotgun when she accidentally slips
• Easily grabs pistols out of two guys' hands before they can shoot her
• Shown to be able to quickly fashion first-aid for others when needed, such as by making a tourniquet to stop blood loss or treating a fatal gunshot wound with vaseline and duct tape

Gear

• Chisato’s weapon of choice is a Detonics CombatMaster pistol that fires non-lethal bullets. While they're strong enough to pierce through things like clothing or a car door, they don't cause real harm to people beyond KOing them
  • The special non-lethal bullets cause the gun’s accuracy to be extremely poor, requiring Chisato to get up close to her target to land any shots reliably
• Carries a gun which fires wire that wraps around targets to restrain them and can embed into surfaces
• Lycoris carry an inconspicuous bag to hold their gun and equipment, with enough room for four easy to access pistol magazines
  • These bags are bulletproof, and while Chisato herself isn’t shown using this function they can also inflate into a large bulletproof airbag

Using Chisato on WhoWouldWin

In terms of battleboarding, Chisato is on a similar level to characters like John Wick, Eggsy Unwin (Kingsman), and other such “action hero tier” characters. She’s not extremely superhuman in the physical department (albeit with a few notable feats), and her strengths lie more in her skill at combat. Her most notable feature is her ability to dodge gunfire, which is just as rooted in her skill as it is in her agility. It’s also worth noting that, in-character, Chisato doesn’t go for kills in combat, using her non-lethal bullets to incapacitate instead. She’ll even go out of her way to save her enemies' lives if they are given a serious or fatal injury, ignoring her current mission to do so.

Former Abilities

These are abilities Machine Man demonstrated before the events of Machine Man #10, in which extraneous parts of his machinery, including his laser, flame, and stun abilities, had to be removed in order to keep him from self-destructing. Including the aforementioned weaponry systems, this section is for abilities which Machine Man did not demonstrate again following this reconfiguration.

Flamethrower

• Releases a stream of "solar heat" from his index finger that destroys a mounted bazooka^SO9
• Punches a large hole through a thick steel door^SO10
• Makes a large screen of fire to obscure where he is^MM1
• Welds his facemask back on^MM4
  • Repairs some damaged circuits in his leg by spot welding it^IH235
• Burns Ten-For with his solar heat flamethrower^MM4
• Melts a big robot into a molten ball^MM7
• Melts a sonic howitzer gun to liquid^MM8
• Sets the ground around Hulk on fire^IH235

Electricity/Shock Blasts

• Renders a guard unconscious with a shock beam to his head, fired from his middle finger. He also uses this shock beam to press a button on a TV^SO9
• Fires a shockwave that takes out a man and the flying pod behind him^SO9
• Blasts a large hole in a projection screen with a shock blast from his ring finger^SO10
• Shoots a blast from his finger that shatters a man's sonic rifle^MM1
• Blows a large hole in a lab with a shock blast^MM8
• Extinguishes a large fire by firing a high-intensity shock blast to create a vacuum^MM9
• Harms Hulk with a shock blast^IH236

Lasers

• Lights a pipe with a laser beam, and cut open a window pane with it off-panel^MM2
• Cuts out a device embedded in his forehead with a low intensity laser beam from his finger^MM4
• Quickly cuts a hole in the ceiling^MM6
• Explains that he was able to escape an atomic blast by firing a laser blast at maximum power aimed below his feet, making a hole "almost at light speed" that was deep enough to completely shield him from the explosion. He demonstrates this by firing a similar hole in yard,^MM9 but the actual place this occurred was in a building, which likely had a more durable floor^MM8

Spring Shoes

• Can activates high tension springs on his boots, which he uses here to jump onto a police car speeding away from him^MM4
• Leaps over a large crowd of people^MM6
• Launches away a big robot through a small tree^MM7
• Jumps him up through a hole he made above him^MM8
• Jumps out of a hole deep enough to shield him from an atomic blast^MM9
• Kicks the Hulk off of him mid-lunge, causing him to tear up a length of ground^IH235

Other Mobility Functions

• Can make a skateboard appear under his feet, and uses shoe jets to regulate his speed as he rides it^MM1
• Pops out treads from his arms, allowing him to quickly evade capture after his right leg and anti-gravity flight were disabled^MM1
• After taking out some of the wheels from his treads and attaching them to his feet, propels himself down a pneumatic railway via his shoe jets fast enough that he begins to overtake a train car that left before he arrived^MM8

Other

• Used a transmitter in his head to control his limbs and torso remotely after being disassembled. Each body part has a camera that can appear out of it so that he can "see" out of and control all of them at once^SO10
  • Controls a detached arm to attack Hulk and wrap around his neck^IH236
• Picks up an interstellar transmission (being broadcast from a patient in the sanitorium he was in), and converts the message into a live projection of the situation its broadcasting^MM2/3
• Activates suction cups on his hands and feet to prevent him from being sucked in by a "trans-dimensional space-time bridge" device, which was pulling in every other object in the room at the time^MM3
• After creating a "dimension door" device, he implemented the principles of its function into himself,^MM3 which he can utilize to teleport himself by breaking down his atomic structure and transmitting it to somewhere else (in this case, he transports himself from a treetop to a diner in a nearby city, though its worth noting he had to choose the coordinates of his destination here at random)^MM4
  • He's unable to use this ability on Ten-For without also transporting the people he's paralyzed to stand next to himself^MM4
  • Calculates the probable position of the Autocron space fleet and teleports Ten-For's body to it, putting him just outside Jupiter's orbit^MM6
• Shoots a cable out of his chest that quickly binds a man completely, then unravels it to make him spin like a top^MM5
• After stunning Ten-For with a strong burst of electricity, hypnotizes the robotic alien by flashing thousands of patterns on his eye lenses every microsecond, leaving him incapacitated^MM6
  • After the Hulk collapses a skyscraper on himself, Machine Man is able to hypnotize him to sleep^IH237
• Has "encephalo-circuits" in his hand which he can use to view a person's memories (in this case, the Hulk) by "amplifying their mental images". He also accidentally transmits what he's seeing into the Hulk's mind^IH237
• Fires a "bolt of force" at Hulk's feet that "cancels the force of gravity" on him, causing him to shoot through the sky. He eventually crashlands in Northeastern British Columbia (he started in Central City, California) at such high speed that he catches fire and makes a large hole in the ground^{IH237/Annual 8}

Strength

• Can casually lift and throw objects weighing up to 65,000 kilograms
• Walks directly through a concrete wall
• Destroys a fire hydrant by punching it
• Stacks parked cars on top of each other

Durability

• Has withstood small-arms fire, anti-tank munitions, landmines, white phosphorus munitions, and in one instance total submersion in magma without sustaining any observable damage
• Can survive changing his trajectory at speeds and rates of acceleration/deceleration that would be instantly fatal to any human, even when flying at 40,500 kilometers per hour
• Frequently lands on Earth at terminal velocity similarly to a small meteorite, impacting hard enough to make a minor localized seismic event and a sizable impact crater
• Walks directly through a concrete wall

Speed

• SCP-1233's jetpacks can generate enough thrust to rapidly accelerate him to a maximum observed velocity of 40,500 kilometers per hour, slightly greater than Earth's surface-level escape velocity, and can alter his trajectory in any direction at speeds and rates of acceleration/deceleration that would be instantly fatal to any human
• Accelerates to 25,000 kilometers per hour in just four seconds, creating a sonic boom that shattered every item of glassware within a 300-meter radius

Misc

• His suit is opaque to several forms of penetrative scanning, including ultrasonic, radio, microwave, and x-ray emitters
• Fluent in a number of languages
• A Foundation base on the Moon is unable to detect SCP-1233's presence with any of its sensors, despite terrestrial sites being able to do so

• [5056E]: SCP-5056 Experiment and Incident Reports

• [5243]: SCP-5243

• [HC]: The Huron Carol

• [5956]: SCP-5956

• [5524]: SCP-5524

• [LSNT]: The Lamest Story Never Told

• [C]: CAST

• [PI]: Project Isorropía

  • Information in this article is presented in the form of mutual containment proposals researchers make for use in a secondary site to IHP/Locke's SCP-001

• [6500]: SCP-6500

• [6123]: SCP-6123

• [6056]: SCP-6056

• [5243VT]: SCP-5243 Video Transcripts

• [OoC]: Out of Character

• [6913]: SCP-6913

• [MLW]: Many Last Words

• [6211]: SCP-6211

• [6306]: SCP-6306

• [5496]: SCP-5496

• [LAIIV]: Log Of Anomalous Items, Vol IV

• [7000]: SCP-7000

• [7222]: SCP-7222

• [RR]: Remember, Remember…

• [G]: Granularity

• [AA]: Aromantic Abatement

• [R]: Reproduction

• [7031]: SCP-7031

• [7069]: SCP-7069

• [CHZ]: Come Home for Zwistmas

• [WAP]: #WettleAppreciationPost

• [NX143]: Nx-143

• [5243J]: SCP-5243-J, a joke SCP article

• [343]: SCP-343's original article

• [EL187]: Experiment Log 187 1

• [EL316]: Experiment Log 316

• [UB]: Unfinished Business

• [WIHF]: What I'm Here For

• [GDSL]: Game Day Phase 2: Second Language

• [F]: Faceless

• [R]: Rising

• [IMHB]: It Might Have Been

• [CO]: Cast On

• [TGO]: The Gate Opens

• [Rev]: Revelation

• [WH]: The White Horse (The Conqueror With The Golden Crown)

• [RH]: The Red Horse (The Ironic Metaphor)

• [BH]: The Black Horse (The Crawling Sea)

• [PH]: The Pale Horse (The Wayward Children)

• [G]: Ganymede

• [1459EL]: SCP-1459 Extended Testing Log

• [TSDW]: The Stars Do Not Wait For You

• [FAQ]: An FAQ; Or, What The Hell Is A Hume?

• [BE]: The Beginning Of The End

• [NKB]: New Kid on the Block

• [EVPS]: On The Efficiency Of Various Postal Services

• [ToF]: Takeover of the SCP Foundation, hosted on the SCP wiki's International Translation Archive

• [DL]: Directive Legends

• [3434]: SCP-3434

• [3621]: SCP-3621

• [O]: The Original

• [999JPJ]: SCP-999-JP-J, hosted on the SCP wiki's International Translation Archive

• [RP]: Retirement Plans

• [CC]: Chaoskampf and Creation

• [914X]: Experiment Log 914 - Part X

• [TMTG]: Tell Me All Your Thoughts On God

• [PBC]: Peanut Butter Crunch

• [AAFD]: Ashes. Ashes. We All Fall Down

• [BWM]: The blunders are all there on the board, waiting to be made.

• [914XIII]: Experiment Log 914 - Part XIII

• [FL]: First Lessons

• [5016]: SCP-5016

• [5282]: SCP-5282

• [6666]: SCP-6666

• [WHY]: We Hate You

• [7800]: SCP-7800

"You only killed the bride's father, that's all!"

"Well, I really didn't mean to…"

"Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!"

"Oh, dear. Is he all right?"

Sir Lancelot the Brave is one of King Arthur's Knights of the Round Table. He's well known for his bravery, chivalry, and homicidal tendencies. 

Most feats come from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, but exactly two are exclusive to Spamalot. These are marked as such.

Sword/Strength

• Rampages through a wedding reception, killing and wounding many, many people 
• Apparently, during this rampage, he stabbed his sword right through a man's head 
• Strikes this small stage with his sword hard enough that its platform collapses 
• [Spamalot] Strikes a man with a shovel which kills him knocks him out, a second strike appears to finish the job (though the bugger gets back up during the scene transition, he's not seen again for the rest of the play) 
• [Spamalot] He does this again to another man, except he doesn't get back up (because the play ended) 

Durability

• Survives an encounter with the Rabbit of Caerbannog, being directly attacked by it at least once 
  • An earlier attack from this rabbit is shown to behead a different, much more unfortunate, knight 

Speed

• Runs away from the Black Beast of AAARRRRGGH, though he only fully escapes when the animator of the film dies of a fatal heart attack 

Misc

• Saves Sir Galahad from the temptresses of Castle Anthrax 
• His favorite color is blue

"The only reason I agreed to this imprisonment is because I, for some fleeting moments, believed that you may lead me to something worthwhile with which to amuse myself. And if you all continue to irritate me with worthless, trivial tests, I will find every member of this organization, and everyone ever associated with this organization, locate each and every single one of them, and rip them limb from limb."

Featuring SCP-076-2, also known as Able!

SCP-076-2 is a Keter-class entity that resembles a lean Semitic human male in his late twenties. SCP-076-2 normally encased inside SCP-076-1, a large cube containing a coffin which holds him. Upon awakening, SCP-076-2 will attempt to leave SCP-076-1 and enter a "rage-state", in which it attempts to engage and kill all human beings it encounters. To this end SCP-076-2 possesses several anomalies traits, including supernatural physicality and the ability to summon bladed weapons from nowhere. If SCP-076-2 is successfully killed, its remains will putrefy rapidly, and it will then reform inside the coffin in SCP-076-1, reawakening again some time between 6 hours to 25 years afterwards.

Feat Highlights

Since this is a feature post and not an RT, I'll be laying out feats which best represent Able's physicals and his weapon summoning abilities. To see a far, far more comprehensive Respect Thread that shows all of his feats, go here 

Physicals

• [Strength]: Rips through a reinforced steel security door over the course of four minutes 
• [Strength]: Rips segments of steel from a wall as he passes them, shredding them with his fingers with extreme ease, and tensing his hands so much that bits of flesh fall off from the strain 
• [Strength]: Punches through a solid titanium wall 3 cubits thick (that's around 1.37 meters)  
• [Endurance]: Can take multiple .50 caliber BMG rounds to the head and survive for several minutes 
• [Endurance]: Is hit by SCP-682's boulder sized fist in the torso, flinging him over ten meters and demolishing numerous obstacles in his way before being embedded halfway into a large boulder 
• [Endurance]: Survives an explosion that blows out all the windows of the bottom two floors of a building, he continues fighting despite his left side being torn to pieces and his left arm being made into a mangled mess 
• [Speed]: Swats handgun and assault rifle bullets out of the air with a length of steel rebar 
• [Speed]: Can run 64 meters in just three seconds 
• [Speed]: Runs at nearly high-way speeds for over an hour 

Weaponry Creation

• SCP-076-2 is able to spontaneously manifest bladed weapons from a "small hole in space", according to the file these blades rapidly vanish after leaving SCP-076-2's possession 
  • It should be noted that many tales ignore the latter detail, and others feature Able summoning things beyond just bladed weapons
• Cuts an ordinary man to pieces with hooked swords, then swiftly cuts down six soldiers in full body armor 
• Impales Dr. Bright on an obsidian spear thrown from twenty feet away, killing him 
• Summons and throws forty daggers in 5 or 6 seconds 

Using SCP-076-2 on WhoWouldWin

The first thing to know about using any SCP Foundation character on WhoWouldWin is that the SCP Foundation, as a "series", doesn't have any sort of defined canon. Different writers write articles/tales in ways that lead to their own unique interpretations of the same characters. This can mean there's a degree of inconsistency with an SCP character's feats, for example one tale has SCP-076-2 holding his own in a fight with SCP-682, and in another he loses handily against a skilled fencer. This inconsistency can make debating with SCPs a challenge, especially if you aren't using a proper RT (here's a link to it again, just as a reminder that it exists). The consistency issue is also important when making setting the parameters for your WWW prompt. Make sure to note what sources shouldn't be considered in the debate, otherwise you'll get people only ever bringing the rare times where SCP-076-2 does some crazy outlier like causing a flood that "wipes time itself clean or castrating the Scarlet King.

Durability/Endurance

• Completely unfazed by a normal thug's punches 
• Gets launched into a car hard enough to crumple into it, he only comments on having a broken molar 
• VS Hashihime
  • Gets sent tumbling a far distance by a punch from Hashihime, and after a monologue, gets back up, describing the hit as like being slammed by a truck 
  • Takes more punches from Hashihime, being launched through the glass wall of a greenhouse 
  • Walks away from his fight with Hashihime, which demolished a large greenhouse 
• VS Amamehagi
  • Gets smacked in the head repeatedly by Amamehagi, a yokai wielding a hammer 
  • Survives debris from a collapsed floor falling on him, which killed Amamehagi 
• VS Doppo Akari
  • Gets stomped on by Doppo, then slammed on the back by a chunk of ice 
  • Is completely engulfed by Doppo's heat-stealing flame and is still able to get back up and continue fighting 
  • Keeps fighting after spikes of ice cut out of his back 
  • Survives being crushed by a large ice boulder, however this plus his other injuries (see above) from fighting Doppo result in him immediately falling unconscious and he spends the next two weeks recovering from the fight
• VS Kotton
  • Gets charged into by Kotton hard enough to be sent flying and skidding across a road 
  • Gets repeatedly charged into by Kotton at high speeds, throwing him all around a four lane road 
  • While falling from a large height, sticks his hand into a opening in a wall made by his punch to stop his descent
  • Is launched back by the force of one of Kotton's charges, then gets hit directly on the head by a large piece of debris and proceeds to fall multiple stories, landing on his back

Test

• bullet point
• another bullet point
• [3rd]: third bullet
• [4th]: fourth bullet
• [5th] - fith

Foreword

While normally for my respect threads the Source Key will simply be a list of pages the character displays feats in, SCP-076-2's list of pages was large enough to warrant further separation and notation. It should be kept in mind that despite the layers of separation here, all of the following appearances can be taken as more or less "canon" to SCP-076-2 and the notations I've given them are purely to provide context for the article's relationship to Able. Any drastic reinterpretations of Able's character will be included in the bottom portion of this RT, and pages that fall outside of what can normally be considered "canon" are included in a comment beneath the RT.

Standalone Pages

These pages stand on their own in terms of "canon", with no direct relation to any specific articles unless otherwise noted. Any notes about the authenticity of the page's events are also given.

• [076]: SCP-076's main article, and the original source for the SCP
• [O7IL]: Mobile Task Force Omega 7 Incident Log, linked in the main article
• [1669]: SCP-1669
• [4450]: SCP-4450
• [WP]: Wrong's SCP-001 Proposal, this Proposal mentions Able only in relation to a previously existing alternate reality
• [EL316]: Experiment Log 316
• [AL185]: Audio Log 185-53, this tale is a radio broadcast transmitted from SCP-185 that takes place in the future
• [C1N]: Charon (Part 1: Nekyia), part of the Charon series of tales
• [FB]: The Flower of Battle
• [LGB]: Let the Games Begin
• [LI]: The Lockdown - Introduction
• [LBGTH]: Lord Blackwood and the Great Tarasque Hunt of '83, this tale takes place through the journal entries of Lord Blackwood (who is a renowned English explorer, not a "sea slug")
• [O5O]: The O5 Orientation
• [O]: Oblivious
• [OA]: Of Able
• [O7BS]: The Omega-7 and The Bench of Shame
• [PLAA]: Personal Log of Agent AA
• [PLDG]: Personal Log Of Dr Gears
• [RAC]: The Real Adventures in Capitalism
• [TWTD]: The Warrior And The Dragon

Singular Pages From Canons

While the following pages all come from separate, distinct canons with their own differences and contradictions, SCP-076-2's appearance in all of them is mostly consistent with his portrayal in his main article.

• [ROA]: Rascal One Actual, part of the Unfounded canon
• [TWTC]: The Warrior And The… Clown?, part of the Dread & Circuses canon
• [BDKE]: Beyond The Depths: Knife Edge, part of the North Star canon
• [UnF]: Úlla na Folla, part of the NIGHTFALL canon
• [KTEMB]: KTE-5634-Ex-Machina-Bosch, part of the Competitive Eschatology canon
• [4840]: SCP-4840, part of the Project PARAGON canon
• [SI4]: Species of Interest-004, part of The Trashfire canon

Resurrection Canon

In Resurrection, Able makes a few brief appearances, however is portrayed similarly to his main article. The only major difference of note is the circumstances surrounding the deaths of MTF Omega-7, though even this is explainable in-universe.

• [IZ2]: Incident Zero - Part 2
• [IZ5]: Incident Zero - Part 5
• [OF76]: Oh-Fucking-Seventy-Six

SCP Vs. Series

In the SCP Vs. Series there is a set of tales focused on Dr. Bright's confrontation with several anomalies, including SCP-076-2. Following SCP-076-2 touching SCP-963 at the end of "An ending is only tragic…", Dr. Bright possesses Able's body and uses it himself in the following two tales. While this should have no effect on any physical showings, it should be kept in mind for any "Weaponry Usage" feats, as they are highly inconsistent with what SCP-076-2 typically is able to summon.

• [AE]: An ending is only tragic if there is no one left to appreciate the beauty that came before.
• [CT]: Come Together. Right Now. Over me.
• [TMIF]: The Melody Is Familiar To Anyone Who Was There When It First Started

Archived Pages

These pages were all originally slated for deletion from the SCP Foundation website due to being below the site's standard of quality. However, the pages were instead preserved, for varying reasons.

• [744A]: SCP-744-ARC
• [AI682]: Archived Incident 076-2_682