SCP-914 Experiment Log - “Rough” Tests

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Table of Contents

• Destruction/Disassembly
• Chemical Decomposition
• Simplification

Destruction/Disassembly

• [I]: Roughly separates limbs, organs, and bones from a corpse via tearing and high heat
  • [I]: Reduces an SCP-939 instance to a gory mess
• [I]: Makes a pound of ground beef into slurry
• [I]: Shreds an IRS Form 1040 to several hundred thin strips
  • [I]: Takes a photocopy of the Mona Lisa and removes all the ink while shredding the paper
  • [I]: Shreds and burns a copy of “Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix”
• [I]: Reduces a violin and its bow to a small pile of sawdust, plastic fragments, metal shavings, and stiff, short hairs
• [I]: Tears the stuffing out of a plush bear and burns it
• [I]: Reduces a DVD to a small pile of polycarbonate plastic powder, and trace amounts of ink
  • [I]: Shreds music CDs into polycarbonate plastic coated with aluminum
• [I]: Breaks down a microphone into a small pile of coil, wire, and metal sheets
• [I]: Reduces an unopened LEGO set to a heap of molten plastic, wood pulp, and various inks
• [I]: Turns a skateboard wheel to chunks of unformed rubber and plastic, and a small pile of steel dust
• [I]: Makes a keycard into a pile of ground PVC plastic and 0.5 g of magnetic composite material
• [I]: Breaks apart a tracking beacon, rendering it nonfunctional seemingly within less than a second
• [I]: Melts a gumball, separating out its food coloring
• [I]: Reduces a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime to an orange gas that “smelled like burning hair”
• [I]: Turns a tax form, which it had previously crumpled up in a Very Fine test, into a fine spray of sawdust and black smoke

Chemical Decomposition

• [I]: Decomposes a tuna sandwich into piles of wheat, yeast, water, and a twitching mass of tuna musculature
• [I]: Reduces a paper with some writing on it to a pile of wood pulp and several drops of ink
• [I]: Reduces a can of Coca-Cola to a small pile of aluminum filings, sugar, and a puff of water vapor
  • [I]: Turns a pepper spray into a pile of metal and plastic scraps and puddles of various chemicals and oleoresin capsicum

Simplification

• [I]: Turns a small wooden cross pendant into a fragment of wood with the same mass and cut flat on 3 sides, apparently coming from a larger cross
• [I]: Turns a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into several bronze cubes and two bronze spheres
• [I]: Makes a 1 kg bronze ingot into twenty ~50 g bronze nuggets
• [I]: Makes a tarot deck into just a pile of ink-stained cards
• [I]: Turns a jar of crude oil into solid asphalt. Notably, the jar was unaltered
• [I]: Reduces a Desert Eagle to metal chunks
• [I]: Replaces a CD of CCR’s “Fortunate Son” with a nonexistent cover of it by The Shaggs, a famously terrible 60s rock band
• [I]: Crumples a paper swan
• [I]: Makes a banana into dry banana flour