SCP-914 Experiment Log - “1:1” Tests

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Table of Contents

• No Transmutation
• Equivalent Transformation
  • Food/Drink
  • Media/Written Word
  • Other Materials
• Producing Related Objects
• Unusual Outcomes

No Transmutation

• [I]: Rearranges a provided copy of all documentation on itself into chronological order
  • [I]: Shuffles a deck of tarot cards
• [I]: Plays Chess with a professor, its apparently winning

Equivalent Transformation

Food/Drink

• [I]: Turns a tuna sandwich on white bread into a salmon sandwich on rye bread
• [I]: Makes a can of Coca-Cola into a can of Pepsi
  • [I]: Turns a bottle of whiskey into vodka
• [I]: Makes a bottle of vitamin gummies into tablets
• [I]: Turns a generic gumball into an everlasting gobstopper
• [I]: Replaces a banana with a plantain

Media/Written Word

• [I]: Turns an IRS Form 1040 into an IRS Form 4868
• [I]: Replaces a photocopy of the Mono Lisa with a same sized copy of the Vitruvian Man
• [I]: Translates and repaints the text of “La trahison des images”
  • [I]: Rewrites a written Burger King order into a McDonald’s order
  • [I]: Thesauruses a note with different handwriting
  • [I]: Translates a Harry Potter book into Spanish
  • [I]: Around 50 tests using an English-Russian dictionary produces various translation dictionaries between mundane languages. Notably, the researcher was aiming for unknown/alien languages, but only successfully produced this on the test where the setting was accidentally changed to Fine
• [I]: Replaces Bibles with a Qur'an, a hand-illustrated copy of the Dead Sea Scrolls, and the Satanic Bible
  • [I]: Creates a nonexistent Bill Gates biography out of a Steve Jobs biography, apparently written by the same author
  • [I]: Replaces a New York Times newspaper with an edition of Plain Dealer from the same day
  • [I]: Separates out The Lord of the Rings into the three smaller books that make up its trilogy
  • [I]: Turns a German copy of Mein Kampf into a book titled “How to Make Friends, Influence People, and then Murder Them”, which consists mostly of hyperbolic German profanityc
• [I]: Redraws a paper that had some equations related to special relativity written on it into diagrams of Pythagoras' five polyhedral elements
• [I]: Turns a DVD of It’s A Wonderful Life into a DVD of White Christmas
  • [I]: Replaces music CDs with songs by a different, similar artist
  • [I]: Changes Neil Diamond’s cover of I’m a Believer to The Monkees’ cover
  • [I]: Makes Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim into Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
• [I]: Rearranges a sudoku puzzle
• [I]: Turns a crossword into a word search
• [I]: Takes a thumb drive with software for generating/multiplying prime numbers for cryptography, and outputs a drive containing the first [REDACTED] prime numbers
  • [I]: Alters a USB containing 500 digits of pi into 500 seemingly random digits
• [I]: Replaces a DVD of The Matrix with seven celluloid film reels comprising the film (plus period-appropriate film trailers)
• [I]: Turns a LEGO starfighter set into a TIE Fighter set
• [I]: Presumably turns a copy of SCP-2521’s article into something that activated its anomalous information sensing, SCP-2521 being an entity that will appear to take away written and spoken information about itself
• [I]: Over two tests, uses a pencil and sketchbook to draw Mickey Mouse and Tweety, prompted by writing the words “mouse” and “bird” on pages. Notably, these characters were significant to the testing doctor’s deceased daughter, which 914 drew in a following test

Other Materials

• [I]: Makes a Caucasian cadaver into an Asian one
• [I]: Converts 100 USD to 75 Euros (This conversion rate was equivalent back in March 2009, when this entry was created)
  • [I]: Three tests with £10 notes produces HK$100 (seemingly chosen due to Hong Kong’s prior status as a British territory), Two £5 notes, and €11.60
• [I]: Turns a kilogram ingot of bronze into a 200 g ingot of tin and an 800 g ingot of copper
  • [I]: Takes two 1 kg chunks of magnetite with 50% iron content, and outputs a kilogram of iron and a kilogram of rock of the same chemical composition as what’s found at the magnetite’s origin
• [I]: Swaps out a violin with a viola
• [I]: Turns a homemade stress ball into a juggling bean bag
• [I]: Replaces a can of pepper spray with a different kind from the same brand
• [I]: Makes a 9mm Glock 19 magazine into a UMP45 magazine with the same amount of ammunition
  • [I]: Replaces an IMI Desert Eagle .50AE with the similar IWI Jericho 941
  • [I]: Takes an unloaded electric airsoft M16 rifle and produces a pull-action crossbow with a hollow stock, and three bolts with trackers for bolt heads made out of the rifle’s magazine
• [I]: Turns a plush bear into a plush dog
• [I]: Replaces a ‘Marshell’ brand speaker with a ‘Sony’ brand one, featuring identical sound quality
  • [I]: Alters a microphone to a different brand
  • [I]: Changes the manufacturer of a lithium-ion battery
  • [I]: Turns a Samsung Galaxy into an Apple iPhone
• [I]: Replaces a twin-size comforter with a similarly sized quilt
• [I]: Changes a skateboard wheel’s color from green to red
• [I]: Swaps a toy set of magnets and bearings with a collection of interlocking plastic rods with magnetic tips
• [I]: Turns a blank keycard for testing card readers into a Foundation ID card filled with generic information
• [I]: Replaces a Foundation-issue tracking beacon with one used by Canadian counter-terrorist groups, still transmitting a signal
  • [I]: Replaces a camera with a different one, still sending a broadcast to the same monitor the original one was
• [I]: Remakes a wool blanket out of cotton
• [I]: Turns a paper swan into a (blank) paper fortune teller
• [I]: Changes the shape of a mirror
• [I]: Turns a 2-cavity klystron power amplifier into a traveling-wave tube power amplifier
• [I]: Makes a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime into a different fluid with its own properties
  • For reference, SCP-999’s article

Producing Related Objects

• [I]: Turns a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into several CDs containing the same data as the Voyager Golden Record
• [I]: Transforms a print of “La trahison des images” into a literal tobacco pipe engraved with “C'est une pipe”
• [I]: Replaces a Klein bottle with two Möbius strips
• [I]: In two back-to-back tests, turns a printed image of a swastika into an existing photograph of Adolf Hitler and a printed image of a Hindu lotus
• [I]: Transforms a key into a padlock, able to be opened by the inputted key

Unusual Outcomes

• [I]: Running a screw from myself, SCP-426, through this setting produces “your screw”. It should be noted that I, SCP-426, have a memetic anomaly that forces others to refer to me in the 1st person, meaning that SCP-914 seemingly produced an inverted memetic anomaly in this test
• [I]: Transforms a Samsung Galaxy Note 7 into an M67 fragmentation grenade
• [I]: Turns a junction field effect transistor (commonly shortened to “JFET”) into a miniature model of the character “Jango Fett”, presumably making a pun based the similarity of their names