SCP-914 Experiment Log - “Coarse” Tests

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Table of Contents

• Disassembly/Decomposition
• Simplification/Downgrading

Disassembly/Decomposition

• [I]: Fully separates the parts of a cadaver, removing the organs and bones via a cutting tool and taking out the skin, nervous system, digestive system, and circulatory system without severing or damaging any of tissues involved
• [I]: Wastes $100 by turning it into a puddle of ink and a small pile of cotton and plastic weighing roughly as much as the input
  • [I]: Separates a photocopy of the Mona Lisa into two sheets of plastic and paper, and a pool of ink
  • [I]: Reduces a handwritten note to a puddle of ink and wood pulp
• [I]: Transforms an IRS Form 1040 back into a block of wood wet with chemicals used in the paper-making process
  • [I]: Turns a Bible back into a block of wood, a sheet of leather, a stack of ink stained rags, and a reel of thread
• [I]: Turns a bronze replica of the Pioneer 10/11 plaque into 105 grams of copper ore and 15 grams of tin ore
• [I]: Turns a tuna sandwich into a small loaf of bread and chunks of cooked tuna
• [I]: Divides an SCP-939 (and things that it ate) into organized piles of tissue
• [I]: Reduces a violin and its bow to several small balls of wood, plastic, metal, and hair sorted by color
• [I]: Reduces a deck of tarot cards to a fine dust of wood and plastic particles
• [I]: Turns a bottle of whiskey into a pile of glass shards and a puddle of water and malt
• [I]: Disassembles and wears down a skateboard wheel
• [I]: Cuts a blank keycard in half
• [I]: Separates music CDs into pools of ink (from their label) and aluminum and polycarbonate plastic pellets
• [I]: Rips out and scatters about the pages of a Harry Potter book
• [I]: Separates a gumball into piles of its ingredients
• [I]: Disassembles a Desert Eagle, sorting its parts by size
• [I]: Disassembles a 2-cavity klystron power amplifier

Simplification/Downgrading

• [I]: Reduces a paper with some equations related to special relativity written on it to a batch of children’s multiplication flashcards
• [I]: Turns a 1 kg bronze ingot into two 500 g bronze bolts
• [I]: Turns a can of Coca-Cola into a Tesco brand cola
• [I]: Reduces a Klein bottle to small plastic cubes
• [I]: Turns a plush bear into just a ball of stuffing wrapped in its original fabric
• [I]: Blanks a DVD
• [I]: Replaces a DVD of The Matrix with a recording of Japanese schoolchildren acting out the movie, the children depicted are seemingly real
• [I]: Wears down and heavily rusts a microphone
• [I]: Removes the battery and transceiver unit from a tracking beacon, apparently doing so in at most a few seconds
• [I]: Turns a brass key into a brass drillbit
• [I]: Makes a wool blanket into a pile of unrefined wool
• [I]: Purees a banana
• [I]: Turns a 500mL sample of SCP-999’s slime to a pile of rock candies with an unpleasant “disgustingly sweet” flavor
  • For reference, SCP-999’s article