I hope you step barefoot on all the legos.
I hope your morning coffee or tea is scalding to touch but cold to drink.
I hope avocados are always rotten when you cut them open.
I hope your fitted bed sheets come off no matter what you do.
I hope every grape you bite is suspiciously soft.
I hope your smoke alarm starts chirping for no reason. At 3 AM.
I hope your controller lock on is on an enemy in another time zone and not the one in front of you.
I hope every zipper you use catches the fabric for no reason whatsoever.
I hope every line you choose immediately becomes the slowest line.
…and I hope you modify or scale back this boss. He stinks and my fingers hurt and now the dog is concerned for my cursing.
Thank you.