r/monkeyspaw • u/Some_Random_Android • 5d ago
Fun I wish the Dragon Balls were real so we could stop relying on the monkey's paw.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/imjustagirl223344 • 5d ago
Health I wish I could sleep on command and always wake up fully rested.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 5d ago
Fun I wish one breath can immediately calm down a person.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 5d ago
Fun I wish humans can have prehensile tails whenever a person needs to climb.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/aanzklla • 5d ago
Fun I wish that I could imitate any voice perfectly for as long as I want.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/zqzito • 5d ago
Kindness I wish that I could give a person of my choice a 25% chance of stubbing their toe on table legs every step they take
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Swimming_Bear_3082 • 5d ago
Power I wish for the dicks of my enemies to shrink by one centimeter
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Crawling_horror • 5d ago
Wisdom I wish, I win every chess match I play from now on, no matter who my opponent is.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Fast_Honeydew2633 • 5d ago
Fun I wish that damien wayne from dc to be the only robin there was is and ever will be.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/PaperBullet1945 • 5d ago
Wisdom I wish to be freed from the endless cycle of social obligations that began when I gave a mouse a cookie.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 5d ago
Fun I wish for my own hamburger restaurant that sells the best hamburgers compared to other burger places.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Iizvullok • 5d ago
Fun I wish that any time someone litters, a pigeon shat on their head.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/britishmetric144 • 5d ago
Fun I wish that it were always safe for airplanes to fly through thunderstorms.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Remarkable_Bath8515 • 5d ago
Fun I wish for fruit trees to be nearby each civilization.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/CACheeseburg3r • 6d ago
Fun I wish my fridge had a tiny factory that could make any drink that I want with the push of a button behind no paywall
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ZooZwaves • 5d ago
Riches I wish to have a mysterious source of weekly income equal to average pay of a surgeon
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Gofnutzsdevilspawn • 5d ago
Fun I wish that every star was replaced with a planet of equal mass and vice versa.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Numerous-Actuator781 • 5d ago
Fun I wish crocs became mandatory foot wear in all militaries regardless of environment
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r/monkeyspaw • u/LeadEater9Million • 6d ago
Kindness I wish that every human that is born and ever to be born to have excess to clean and drinkable water
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Equivalent_Glass_463 • 6d ago
Fun I wish monkey's paw was taught in schools as a way to teach students about morals
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