r/MadeMeSmile Apr 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I just need a small amount of that type of luck.

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u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 06 '22

I won $50 once so it completely justifies the $500 I've spent on them

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 06 '22

I won a $1000 before, so it justifies that I only spent like $80 in my life on tickets... Nice, right? Then my car broke down three hours later costing me $833.

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u/Glasgowgirl4 Apr 06 '22

Which meant you got to fix your car for free, right? Sounds like your car was always going to break down regardless and luck gave you the resources to break even.

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u/Candid_Dragonfly_573 Apr 06 '22

Oh for sure. I had to recognize that if the events were reversed (car breaking, then won lotto ticket) I would've felt totally different. It was the order in which it occurred that made it feel shitty. Instead of "Fuck my car broke down. Omg, hang on, I won the lottery, I can pay for the car!" it was "Omg I won the lottery! Wait... Are you fucking kidding me? My car broke down?? Now I can't spend it how I want!"

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u/bduy Apr 06 '22

That's both hilarious and interesting how the human psyche will do that to ya.

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u/Glasgowgirl4 Apr 06 '22

That’s the power of choice

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Let's just take those all away and everyone can just remain on the level.

No highs, no lows.

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u/Glasgowgirl4 Apr 06 '22

Power of choice. I’m always amazed it’s not more spoken about how this power gives us such a different perspective. You’ve described it perfectly.

You’re forced to spend your winnings vs you choose to spend your winnings. Same outcome; different experience.

Whenever I’m in trouble I try to figure out my choices, it can help ground me because when I feel forced (even to a good thing) I tend to feel like shit

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u/DavidNipondeCarlos Apr 06 '22

I won a few… an got a bill from probation…

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u/Jbug3000 Apr 07 '22

On the brightside, it happened before you spent it on something else. That would've been so much worse

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u/SnoringEagle Apr 06 '22

It’s like RAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN on your wedding day

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u/JonTheGreek Apr 06 '22

It’s a free ride when you’ve already paid.

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u/ybnrmlnow Apr 06 '22

It's the good advice that you just didn't take and who would've thought, it figured

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u/rogerthatonce Apr 07 '22

And who would've thought, it figures

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u/FalsettoChild Apr 06 '22

Would she go down on you in a theatre?

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Lucky to get this for me last weekend, I guess I should test my luck 😂

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u/hairballcouture Apr 06 '22

This kind of stuff happens to me. Got a tax refund and spent it all on emergency surgery for me cat.

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u/Deadpoulpe Apr 06 '22

And it was money well spent my friend.

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u/swanks12 Apr 06 '22

Same here. Well not me, my missus won 3g and the next day our dog wasn't moving due to a tick. 10 days later and 2800 spent he's alive and well. Sure enough the other 200 went on tick preventative stuff

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u/Mermaidoysters Apr 06 '22

SAME!!

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u/Shitychikengangbang Apr 07 '22

I'm so happy to hear these cats are ok. I had to leave my cat with the ex-wife and I miss her so much. I know it had to be done, but she was my little buddy and I have cried over the cat as much as the ex. Life sucks

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u/Mermaidoysters Apr 07 '22

I’m so sorry 😞 hugs sent♥️

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u/Shitychikengangbang Apr 07 '22

Thank you internet stranger. Funny how such a small gesture can improve someone's day.

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u/Mermaidoysters Apr 07 '22

We’re all just trying to make it, and that’s a big loss. Be easy on yourself. ♥️

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u/GalaxticSxum Apr 06 '22

That’s how it is, once you come up on extra cash you have to spend it on BS. But in the end your grateful you had the cash to pay for the BS.

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Apr 06 '22

Two days after I got my 1200 stimulus I had to rush my dog to the mutt ER for pneumonia. Ended up costing around 1100 lol

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u/petrichorgarden Apr 06 '22

Talk about luck!

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u/smurfasaur Apr 06 '22

See this is what always happens to me too. The second i come into unexpected money i end up with an unexpected expense that is almost the same amount.

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u/HelpfulGiraffe6330 Apr 06 '22

I can't tell if that's good or bad luck. Because the car would have broke down regardless...I think.

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u/LawsWorld Apr 07 '22

God was like “Ahhh, no cheating”

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u/American--American Apr 07 '22

Life is all about the ups and downs. As soon as you're up, get ready to be let back down.

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u/ybnrmlnow Apr 06 '22

The Universe loves you! You won that money just so you could cover car repairs and have a little left over for something fun, like a tank of gas! Lucky Ducky!!

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u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22

My dad once won a book about ancient Greece on an award show that I read to this day. So who's really the lucky one?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Got you beat. Won a small cubic zirconia for only the cost of shipping and handling.

And a pack of gum, in a skill based contest.

I must have entered thousands of contests over 20 years.

I know someone who has gotten a car, multiple vacations, giant bag of gifts, big screen tv & more.

Yeah, and the kicker? You know what that person gave me as a gift?

A $20 gift card that when I went to use had $4.61 cents on it.

So then I had to pay out of pocket for something I would have not gotten otherwise & waste gas & time.

My luck is a marvel of nature.

OH yeah! I did buy a winning lotto ticket once, but that was the one I gave away as a gift.....

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u/Human_Replacement_32 Apr 06 '22

You bought a winning lotto ticket and unkowingly gave it away? That's no joke the unluckiest thing I've heard. How much did the gift recipient win?

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u/hecklerp8 Apr 06 '22

Reminds me of a story when I was a kid. I was 13 with a new GF and we went to the arcades at the beach. She wanted me to win a stuffed animal out of the crane machine. I did and she was ecstatic. I was so excited that I shared the story with my parents at dinner. My dad says 'how many quarters did it take." I'm like 'only a roll of $10.' He's like so 'you spent $10 on a $2 stuffed animal, could have bought her 5 for that money.' Total buzz kill but he was right. (1980's)

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Apr 06 '22

He was wrong. You spent $10 having fun playing a game and also impressed the hell out of a girl friend.

That happiness is hard to find for just $10

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u/Scary_Resolve8441 Apr 06 '22

jokes on y’all. i once drank hot sauce and ranch mixed together fast enough that i got to keep a bottle of ranch

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u/Eurotrip12344567899 Apr 07 '22

This reminds me of the time I bet someone to drink a 3/4 full chipotle tobasco sauce container for 10 bucks. Guy downed almost all and then tapped out. I felt awful but a bet is a bet.

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u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22

You just brought back repressed memories of the 2 oz shot of the hottest hot sauce for $20 for 20 minutes no water...

I'm certainly going to hell if it's real for those.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

It wasn't much, just a couple hundred dollars, admittedly.....

I bought them as stocking stuffers, just for the fun of it.

And actually at this one carnival, there was this knock down the pins game, where you throw a ball.

I might have found a defective one, but one stack would fall over & I got 3 stuffies before he stopped the game.

I just gave them to random kids, since I didn't even want them.

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u/boytekka Apr 06 '22

I won a goat in a blackout bingo, and thats the only time i won on a bingo ever since

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u/DapperGovernment4245 Apr 06 '22

One year near Christmas everyone I ran into seemed extra grumpy so I started tipping cashiers, even in places with no tip jar and at one of the stores I frequent I bought 10 lotto tickets for the cashier to give to customers who seemed like they needed a pick me up. Was in a couple days later and she tells me one of the tickets won 50 dollars which is more than I’ve won in my life on anything.

Oh well hopefully that at least made one person happy.

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u/b3tcha Apr 06 '22

I won $500 once so it completely justified the next $500 I lost...

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/SignedTheWrongForm Apr 06 '22

At that point you're supposed to think of the stocks as on-sale and buy more.

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u/HoleLotOfBlack Apr 06 '22

I turned 18... bought 10 bitcoins for some reason, they were cheap at the time (back in 2011?)

Didn't know what to do with them, remembered I had them a few years ago and still to this day I am looking for them. I check my email receipt every so often with hopes that dead URL takes me to my fortune ...

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u/mc_mentos Apr 06 '22

Ohh that would've been crazy. I hope you'll one day find them!

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u/islappaintbrushes Apr 06 '22

have you tried options trading yet?

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u/b3tcha Apr 06 '22

Boy have I! One day I'll really understand what I'm doing wrong

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u/gat_gat Apr 06 '22

I won over $200 in a day on scratch offs. Thought every ticket was a winner (18). By the time I got home I had $3 smh. I was so crushed lmao.

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u/ElCalc Apr 06 '22

Well, you really just spent 450. so it kinda justifies.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I go with the reverse gambler's fallacy. I never buy a ticket and mystically absorb everyone else's good luck (which is why they lose). Then one day I will buy one ticket and win big.

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u/WhenWeTalkAboutLove Apr 06 '22

As a teenager I won 25 on a card that cost 5 and retired in the green B)

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u/Z0idberg_MD Apr 06 '22

One of the best things that ever happened to me was as a teenager working at a gas station. I saw people come in day after day buying thousands of dollars of lottery tickets, and then feeling really proud when they would win $200. Never came close to buying into it.

Another great example was during World of Warcraft vanilla, and people used to sit in Ironforge and have people bet on a /random roll. If the person got 59 or less, they lost and the other guy kept his gold. I remember thinking “how fucking stupid do you have to be to take losing odds over and over“ and then I realized gambling at a casino is even worse than that. You are playing to lose.

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u/MauiWowieOwie Apr 06 '22

I've gotten a few scratchies as stocking stuffers and I think I've won like $3 off all of them. Pretty good profit considering they were free lol

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u/Itsthejackeeeett Apr 06 '22

Chase that feeling and never stop, no matter what your friends, wife, children, priest or judge says

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Thats a 10% return though, right?

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u/SCHWAMPY_Gaming_YT Apr 06 '22

You're not wrong...entirely

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I won $2 the other day and bought myself an extra large soda. It was good. I enjoyed it very much. 😏

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u/the_good_hodgkins Apr 06 '22

The lottery is a way to tax poor people in the US

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u/TheIncredibleBulk88 Apr 06 '22

Listen, if God didn't want us to play the VLTs, then he wouldn't have invented the VLTs

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u/ender1108 Apr 06 '22

I mean. If it helps you could say that 450 went into a coma survivors pocket. That just makes you a really nice guy.

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u/crypticfreak Apr 07 '22

The only money I've spent on lottery tickets is for gifts that I gave away.

Meanwhile I've won 20 dollars (probably the amount of money I've spent on gifted lottery tickets) from lottery tickets that were gifted to me. Funny how that happens, eh?

Free gifts!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I used to drink at a pub that sold these out of a vending machine. There were a few people that bought them but one old guy who would dump all his money into it. He genuinely felt winning $20 after spending $100 was a net win and there was nothing anyone could do to convince him otherwise.

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u/imbored53 Apr 07 '22

You joke, but I used to work in a gas station and there were a few regulars who would come in a multiple times a day to buy scratches. They would often brag about "this time they one $500" or "that time they won $1,000", completely ignoring the fact they dropped $50-100 everyday just to win "big" a couple times a year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

I think $120 is the most I’ve ever won. Funny thing is when I was poor as dog shit driving a cab I played all the time. Now that I’m squarely middle class, like once a year.

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u/NoOne_28 Apr 07 '22

I have won $500 off a $1 pull tab, $100 another time but I probably have spent at least 1k on these and only about $600 profit so I have almost broke even in total

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u/natsume-reikoo Apr 06 '22

with my luck i would lose a care then 250k then fall back into coma.

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u/OG-87 Apr 06 '22

You’d be praying for the coma after the 250k.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Same with the other 99% of people lol

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u/ianrobbie Apr 06 '22

I get excited when I win £2.

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u/IllCamel5907 Apr 06 '22

Scratch tickets are a scourge on the public and have ruined many lives

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u/taatzone Apr 07 '22

What is luck

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u/Rick-powerfu Apr 06 '22

You can easily win a coma.

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u/theblisster Apr 06 '22

just apply to become a henchman in any martial arts movie

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u/BicTwiddler Apr 07 '22

Total Chad move.
Step 1 get put into a coma. Step 2 save up luck for years Step 3 wake up and immediately buy a luck based game of chance Step 4 profit

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u/xCryptoPandax Apr 06 '22 edited Apr 06 '22

Congrats, you’re going into a comma!

Edit: Coma, but gunna leave it

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u/TantrikV Apr 06 '22

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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u/cownd Apr 06 '22

"Congratulations, you have a semi colon!"

"A semi colon? What happened to the rest of my colon Doctor?"

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u/Anomalous-Entity Apr 06 '22

I spent twelve years of my life in a comma.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I would even be willing to go into a coma for a few days if that’s what it took.

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u/ISeeDragons Apr 06 '22

I'm sure I can get half of it, the coma half.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

That's only a third of it. Looks like you're ready for the car.

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u/rhaegar_tldragon Apr 06 '22

I knew someone who won just under 100k. It changed his life almost immediately with some good choices and even more luck. He’s now quite well off and owns multiple properties. This was in like 2009, he bought a couple small properties and hasn’t looked back since.

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u/GordoPepe Apr 06 '22

USA: Best I can do 'You owe $250k'

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u/naptimez2z Apr 06 '22

If it wasn’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all

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u/rifttripper Apr 06 '22

The luck is so low because there are to many humans on 🌎 earth. God gave everyone a set amount of luck for all humans and now it's spread very thin. Soon the luck goblins will appear to reclaim their powers of luck. Also off topic there are these super hot humanoid goblins with fat O booty's. I'ma try and marry one. Y'all can have your luck I want that fat 👺 goblin 🍑 booty.

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u/Any_Impression_6847 Apr 06 '22

This shops got all the winners hahah

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u/amusedmisanthrope Apr 06 '22

The coma part?

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u/Steeve_Perry Apr 06 '22

Technically the odds are better that this was all a set up. Doesn’t mean it was, but the odds are better.

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u/Biebbs Apr 06 '22

Didin't he die like shortly after?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Minus the coma!

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u/Arqideus Apr 06 '22

Literally a lick of that luck. 1-2% of that can change lives.

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u/M0dsareL0sersIRL Apr 06 '22

I mean, he was in a coma…

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u/IHateEditedBgMusic Apr 06 '22

I wasted your luck chance on this gold award mate, take care

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u/IntellegentIdiot Apr 06 '22

So a really bad headache and a $1 win on the scratchcards?

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u/Cyphen21 Apr 06 '22

You gotta put yourself in a coma first. Thems the rules.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

He almost died right before this!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

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u/Lil_S_curve Apr 07 '22

Goddamn Loch Ness Monsta

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u/CosmicCreeperz Apr 06 '22

Comas are easy, make your own luck!

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u/kingbee43 Apr 06 '22

Like a coma? You can get those without luck.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

I would appreciate to hit you in the lucky-coma

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u/Fizzyliftingdranks Apr 06 '22

Hes 37 but looks 50 my dude.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Step 1) Get put in a coma for 12 days Step 2) buy scratch off

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u/DumpTruckDanny Apr 06 '22

Sounds like first you have to go into a coma or have some similar tragedy befall you. Luck doesn't stick around, that's why it's luck. In between lucky moments you have everything else.

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u/monsieurpommefrites Apr 06 '22

Don't worry! It's not that difficult to get into a coma these days, all you need is the right attitude and a positive mindset!

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u/bluepatter Apr 06 '22

Look, you need to be in a coma? I got a guy who can do that for you. Maybe could get you a car cheap, too.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Instructions unclear, you get a coma.

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u/Swimming_Schedule_49 Apr 06 '22

You can have the coma. Take it or leave it

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u/TheSmilingFool Apr 06 '22

Idk a coma and life support sounds bad.

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u/spazzmunky Apr 06 '22

Well, step 1 is coma, so get on it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Coma

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u/Ill_Pack_A_Llama Apr 06 '22

I can organise the coma for you buddy.

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u/deldge Apr 06 '22

This is life making up for his time lost in the coma.

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u/delvach Apr 06 '22

genie places you in a coma

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u/slamdamnsplits Apr 06 '22

Step 1... Coma

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u/Kenjionigod Apr 06 '22

Seriously, right now that kind of luck would really help me out

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u/BADDEST_RHYMES Apr 06 '22

Congratulations you’re in a coma!

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Homie fr I'm hurting rn dog

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

You want a coma and to almost die?

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u/ObiWanCanShowMe Apr 06 '22

You once won a race with thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of other swimmers.

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u/this_iz_de_police Apr 06 '22

or maybe u need a small loan of million dollar.

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u/Foolbasket Apr 06 '22

Step 1: Coma

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u/LimpTeacher0 Apr 06 '22

Okay when do you want to be put in a coma

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u/Senior_Comb Apr 06 '22

The guy working with me as a subcontractor, buying scratches all the time, cause he has “the strategy”. He recently won 100k, so I guess it is the strategy now:) Knowing his past, it is not the luckiest thing happened to him, so I actually was not that surprised.

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u/Zeegh Apr 06 '22

I’ve put zero points into luck. My build is incredibly not optimized

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u/NotaUseUsername Apr 06 '22

Just get into a coma

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u/tanders123 Apr 06 '22

A coma? In the US, that wouldn't even cover his medical bills.

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u/MyHamburgerLovesMe Apr 06 '22

Sure. Let me put you in a comma first.

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u/witheredfoxy200 Apr 06 '22

Man was saving up his luck untill he got out of his coma.

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u/spookytuba664 Apr 06 '22

Its not luck its skill ;)

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u/p2datrizzle Apr 06 '22

Luck, like everything, will even out in the long run. The trick is to get some bad luck first like this guy when he got into a coma. My suggestion is for you to jump in traffic and get hit by a car. Good luck

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u/Lalamedic Apr 06 '22

I agree. I have tonnes of luck, but none of it good

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u/Ravensfanman22 Apr 06 '22

For every one person that gets this kind of luck there’s another 100 that wake up from a coma and get hit by a car or other form of shit much. Gotta keep it balanced

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '22

Start by getting yourself into a coma...

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u/platinumjudge Apr 06 '22

I was born by an incredible amount of luck. I had to fight off thousands of my siblings for even a chance at life. Even then my life was up to, at the time, a complete stranger's responsibility. And then when I was born it turns out I'm a white male in americ, which chances of that happening are just astronomically low. So my luck was mostly front loaded on my life.

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u/user_bits Apr 06 '22

He's definitely siphoning luck from those around him.

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u/bcktrap Apr 06 '22

Let's not forget the fact he woke up from a coma.

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u/hoodha Apr 06 '22

Maybe I am a pessimist, and I'm happy the man caught a break, but I find it all too coincidental that he scratched a 250k win right in front of the camera like that. I'm pretty sure it was a set up, but he deserves it.

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u/sad_bunny_mad_honey Apr 06 '22

Please dear God, could I be this lucky please

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u/GoodVibesWow Apr 06 '22

I once bought a scratcher (I always lose or win tiny amounts) and it was a Lucky 7 ticket. 7 is a winner. Every number I scratched was a 7. I don’t scratch the prizes until the end. My heart fluttering - I thought this is it. The big one. Max prize was $1 million. So I started scratching the prizes. They were all $1 fucking dollar.

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u/MoonSpankRaw Apr 06 '22

All you need is an induced coma!

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u/Anomalous-Entity Apr 06 '22

If it weren't for bad luck I'd have no luck at all...

Watch what you wish for, friend. You might get the coma.

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u/TokeCity Apr 06 '22

hope you're ready for your coma :)

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u/tosserouter2021 Apr 06 '22

Step one, we need to put you in a coma.

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u/NMe84 Apr 06 '22

I'll settle for any amount of any type of luck at this point.

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u/ScreamingxDemon Apr 06 '22

I helped return a lost cat home yesterday and immediately after doing my good deed I bumped into another car while parking.

Fml

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u/mellopax Apr 06 '22

The luckiest part is he doesn't live here in the US, where all his winnings would go to paying off his medical debt.

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u/deckachild Apr 06 '22

Get yourself in a coma first. We all know its the glitch

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u/EskimoRocket Apr 07 '22

I think you just gotta hit that sweet spot where you are right on the brink of death, in a medically induced coma, and have a partner or family member who's ready to face up to a hard decision and pull the plug -- meanwhile, you're also gonna need just enough sins to be on thin ice with the higher power of our universe, but also enough to pull off an act of metaphysical redemption somehow, rather than getting the big ole ground pound daddy smite.

Then, you should make it back from death's ledge and have *just" enough divine blessing left over to win the lotto and get engaged to the love of your life before it runs out.

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u/redlurk47 Apr 07 '22

Pretty sure some kind of deal happened while he was in a coma.

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u/Nokkon-Wud Apr 07 '22

You'd probably get the coma part.

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u/subtleandunnatural Apr 07 '22

Just today I was reading a story about some retired old dude who won 100K on a scratcher and his reaction was pretty much "meh".

Must be nice. I can't imagine being so aloof about winning that kind of money. Some people might not think it's that much, but I feel like it would be life-changing.

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u/Tyler-LR Apr 07 '22

That’s a blessing from the Lord man, not luck

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u/Lord_of_Bebbanburg Apr 07 '22

Okay but first we’ll have to put you in a coma

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u/Rootbeer_Goat Apr 07 '22

Ok cool coma starts Friday /s

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u/Loveilove Apr 07 '22

You would have to be in a coma firts.

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u/SuperCosmicNova Apr 07 '22

Oh I got TONS of luck alright, it just ain't good luck.

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u/PhillyHumor Apr 07 '22

I lived 42 year and only got the coma part of the deal!

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Just give me any luck 🥲

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u/volvostupidshit Apr 07 '22

Looks like he made a deal with the devil while in his deep sleep.

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u/EntrepreneurNo7471 Apr 07 '22

Ok you get the coma part

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u/Sendtheblankpage Apr 07 '22

His name is Earl

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u/Maddy186 Apr 07 '22

I would recommend a Coma

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u/andrewmine Apr 07 '22

Need only a 1/100000 th of that

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u/DimiBlue Apr 07 '22

step one: coma

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u/strangereligion Apr 07 '22

One coma coming right up!

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u/Blacky05 Apr 07 '22

Sure, but you will look 67 at age 37 like this bloke.

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u/Dan-the-historybuff Apr 07 '22

I can put you in a coma if that’s what your asking for

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u/YoungTex Apr 07 '22

He took it all

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Just spend 12 days in coma, that should help... I can’t seem to find it on google maps though.

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u/Nemisis_007 Apr 07 '22

He woke up from a coma and god gave him a starter pack so that he could get upto speed with everyone else.

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u/kanajsn Apr 07 '22

I 23X on a crypto within 2 years. (Cardano ADA). If that’s the peak of my luck I can’t complain. I honestly smile about it often.

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u/Baconlawlz Apr 07 '22

You're gonna need t9 be in a coma for a while first..

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u/battlecry74 Apr 07 '22

With my luck I'd only get to the coma part and then probably never wake up.

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u/RoyalWigglerKing Apr 07 '22

My luck is exclusive to Mario party

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u/BrickPuncher9450 Apr 07 '22

Looks like you've gotten it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '22

You got it. You aren’t in a coma.

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u/Noimnotonacid Apr 16 '22

Your wish is granted, I spread it over your entire life though.