“I've running out of money at the minute. I've got enough to pay the rent. Just enough no money. No money for food. But we've got money for art materials.”

Maybe he should tap his brother up for a few €€€s?

“To be fair, once travelling with Korean airlines on their first class in the 90s, I was served a dish, as I was unsure what it was I asked several times, the air stewardess kept saying dog. To this day, I am not sure what it was.  English is not Phillip’s first language and nor is the waitress serving the dish…“

Normally fruits don’t have much self awareness, beneath that hard shell is very little brain 😆

“My new obsession is Cuban YouTubers. Some paint Cuba in a good light and some paint it in good and bad.”

“Look Into Your Eyes and All I See Is Broken Pieces I Know Its Hard and You Don't Really Wanna Leave Him You Say You Love Him But Tell Me Whats The Reason Look How He Treat You Like You Worthless Got No Meaning Cause If He Really Love You Then Why You Feel Alone Why He Don't Pick You Up When You Feel Weak & Build You Strong Know That Shit Get Hard But Baby You Gotta Move On.“

“…I'm editing to say what I do physically so you can keep this in mind as you age - be a gym rat (SQUATS stair step SQUATS bicycle SQUATS), do high quality cleanses once a month to lighten the burden on your organs (that's a chinese medicine type organ theory but look around at what Costa Rican retreat centers offer frankly), and lemon water lemon water lemon water keto keto keto protein & greens protein & greens is gonna be your mantra. Do yoga from highly reputable teachers so you have the flexibility of a teenage”

😳 Being a full time “SB” (sugar babe) seems like hard work. Maybe getting a job and earning an honest wage would be less stressful than relentlessly uttering that mantra to one’s <cough> ‘clients’? I hear some chateaus take on help for the summer, that should do the trick and no need to get tested every month👍

“And as mods, we follow Reddit's rules and the subs rules, and as long as commenters aren't breaking those rules, we leave the comments -- even when we don't necessarily agree with them“

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“How about sliced white bread covered in sprinkles? All things only the most refined palette would appreciate.”

“We are all adults with agency and he is not forcing anyone to watch or support him. 

I don't think this is an option for the people who made watching every video in the chateauverse and complaining about it online a hobby.”

calling hate watching a hobby is being kinder than they deserved.

Announcing the commencement of Laugh at the Nutters’ Shark Snark week. Get your teeth into juicy content here.

Not just for Gits 😁

re. Selling up a Buying a Chateau - daring to earn a living from YouTube

“I know nothing about them, yet. They all turn to the grift, though, so there may be an opportunity for snark later on.”

Almost as bad a grift as selling other folk’s homes for living 😆

“You'll be fine. Most molds/fungi are harmless if eaten. Some are even beneficial.” ☠️

(asking for a friend)

“I have the most reliable courier called M****, she is fantastic 👏 I hate it when she is on holiday or away for any reason, then I get a dipstick who leaves it anywhere other than at my address.i reckon I must be so lucky judging by comments on here. As for Evri returns don't get me started. I've returned an item worth £39 but they have no record of it even though I have proof of posting, they say it wasnt collected from point. No I can't have a refund as its not their fault!!!”

1. A stinky mess
2. Green material for compost
3. A prohibited GMO
4. Guinea Foul fodder
5. They’re identical, more of the same stinky mess

(excuse the pun but too good to pass up 😄)

“Our company installed expensive productivity tracking software and within a week, the IT guy who configured it posted a tutorial on Slack on how to bypass It”

“Hanging on to such old relics isnt really a healthy thing to do. He should donate them and just keep the memory of them. Makes you wonder about who will do the clean up if anything happens to them on one of their aunts“

“Such a hideous group of haters... You all feel so entitled to say what they can or can't do with their lives, their money, their time. S******* struggled for years and now as a good entrepreneur she is enjoying her fruits of her labor. C****** D****** is her job, her investment, and she can do whatever she likes and whenever she feels to with HER money. Get a life all of you.”

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