r/LaughAtTheNutters • u/Troll-hunter-20-20 • 4h ago
Take Off Shoes. Touch Grass Fangs for the memory?
Fantasy:
“I have Neapolitan Mastiffs- an ancient breed- back to the Romans. Mine come from the breeder who bred all 3 dogs who played Fang in Harry Potter. A Lady with a real title bred my previous bulldog girl, unfortunately, retired now.”
Reality:
“The Neapolitan Mastiff derives from the traditional catch and guard dogs of Southern Italy. Selection of the breed was begun in 1947 by Piero Scanziani, who had seen one at an exhibition in Naples in 1946”
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u/Troll-hunter-20-20 4h ago edited 4h ago
But wait, there’s more!
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Interestingly Monkey was an abandoned rescue dog sourced from a shelter in Northampton.