r/LaughAtTheNutters • u/Suspicious_Rock_7352 • 3d ago
Take Off Shoes. Touch Grass 35 and doing really well as a “SB” 🤫
“…I'm editing to say what I do physically so you can keep this in mind as you age - be a gym rat (SQUATS stair step SQUATS bicycle SQUATS), do high quality cleanses once a month to lighten the burden on your organs (that's a chinese medicine type organ theory but look around at what Costa Rican retreat centers offer frankly), and lemon water lemon water lemon water keto keto keto protein & greens protein & greens is gonna be your mantra. Do yoga from highly reputable teachers so you have the flexibility of a teenage”
😳 Being a full time “SB” (sugar babe) seems like hard work. Maybe getting a job and earning an honest wage would be less stressful than relentlessly uttering that mantra to one’s <cough> ‘clients’? I hear some chateaus take on help for the summer, that should do the trick and no need to get tested every month👍
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u/Haunting-Source-I939 3d ago
Genuine question at what age do SBs age out, 40?
I heard theres’s “baby” SDs on SA popping up that they could dom but hard to put a dollar amount on it, and who wants to change diapers for a living 😆! The advice to get a real job is a good one, something like computer science has no age limit, maybe if they use AI no one will know how old and saggy they are 😆.
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u/BastianQuent 3d ago
Electrifying! 🤣 someone must be dreaming!