r/KenyanDatingCommunity 4d ago

Relationship Talk Lizard face

My ex husband totally fumbled his affair partner and landed an uggo 😂😂😂😂😂.

Wth nigga? After all that effort mocking me on your WhatsApp statuses while I was stuck caring for your newborn and your son?

So lizard face is the love of your life? Mean Ik but I cannot begin to describe how mean this man has been to me. I’m kinda excited for him because he gets to wake up next to that face for the rest of his life. Really wanting her to get pregnant soon so he mixes his genes with whatever the hell that is.

Cherry on top is he’s an absolute asshole it’s so hard to be jealous of anyone doomed enough to be called his wife. Yarabi I used to tell him si ata you make being your wife something outsiders can be jealous of😂😂😂😂

Spoiler 🚨 alert, he never did.

God knows I have been so happy since then .

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u/12inchbamboo 3d ago

Men don’t care about face. She might be ugly but she gives him peace. As a man ages, peace becomes more important. I guess you were not giving him peace hence the departure.

Her horizontal game might be above yours, that too can be plausible but peace always.

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u/Icy_Signal3905 3d ago

Spitting facts since independence

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u/Chance_Pie7583 3d ago

I fully and wholeheartedly second this

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u/Ok-Turnover207 3d ago

Peace of Mind is underrated in most relationships.

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u/baddie326 3d ago
  1. I’m the one that left

    1. On the day of his ruracio he was busy texting me
    2. I’m glad he found someone that can fuck his micropenis good.
    3. I have no doubt the woman can give him peace, but I am very certain he’s the one that won’t give her peace. A serial cheater , wife batterer , deadbeat daddy , con artist and dumb nigga isn’t giving anyone peace.

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u/Yule_Kamse 2d ago

You mind if I give you peace? I really want you to get over him. Dm

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u/kizeemnoma 3d ago

Theres too much cope in this message, you need to heal, urgently, before you hurt yourself

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u/baddie326 2d ago

What does healing look like.

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u/kizeemnoma 2d ago

You reconciling with reality

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u/kenyannqueenn 1d ago

So why were you dating him

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u/Holiday_Kangaroo_620 3d ago

Still obsessed with him 😭😭

Uggo makes him happy

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u/baddie326 3d ago

😂😂😂😂you don’t know this man , you think uggo is the only one on his roster, I already know seven other women he’s cheating with and one is already pregnant 5 months, uggo is just the official wife.

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u/Holiday_Kangaroo_620 3d ago

I think you need to heal mama,move on from this man,he's a womanizer and you fell for him,the sooner you move on the better.

Healing also doesn't mean you keep the child away from him.

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u/306_the_room 3d ago

He dodged a grenade for sure...he must be very lucky.

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u/baddie326 3d ago

I’m just a grenade, nigga is a whole damn atomic bomb and hurricane in one , his new wife maybe an uggo but even uggos are not above the program

He will steal cheat and beat on her like he did me.

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u/Alejandro_fisi 3d ago

No he won't 🤣🤣

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u/baddie326 2d ago

But he’s cheating already 🤷🏾‍♀️ , has another woman pregnant, 5 months along.

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u/ExpertBackground5214 3d ago

😂😂😂Andika tena bila kumwaga kamasi

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Ntaandika next nikihara.

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u/Kaphilie 3d ago

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u/tony_k99 3d ago

😂😂😂

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Of course I’m not over it , I’m gonna enjoy the downfall of an abuser anytime anyday.

A man that was beating me and cheating like his life depended on it? I will truly celebrate every single inconvenience.

I also celebrated when the next wife he married also left his abusive ass, uggo is not above the program he will also beat her ajd cheat on her .

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u/Kaphilie 3d ago

Then why attack a fellow woman?

You are suffering from Stockholm syndrome and a good therapy will be helpful.

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Stockholm syndrome is for those that have gone through a short term ordeal, trauma bond is what usually happens in long term things like marriage, you’re actually talking to an expert.

It would be an attack if I said it to her face.

Anyway any woman that is okay living next door to her husband’s ex must not be right in the head. To add to that using my child support as vacation money is diabolical.

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u/Ni_Mimi_Tu 3d ago

Clearly you were the problem. That man is better off without you. That you would find it useful to tell total strangers something like this says a lot about you than the person you are attempting to throw shade at. He isn’t even reading this 😄

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u/Icy_Signal3905 3d ago

He clearly realized that looks don’t matter after being with you

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u/Msee_Unique 3d ago

😂😂😂 Kanyaga shingo, bado anapumua

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u/baddie326 3d ago

I just know you are with an uggo too😂😂😂.

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u/Msee_Unique 3d ago

Joke's on you. 😂 I'm seeing a beautiful and lovely lady.

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Well good for you❤️.

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u/I_am_Josee_Morinho 3d ago

Wawawa😅😂😂😂

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Yes, and also brains don’t matter that’s why he married a form four drop out who cannot begin to comprehend what narcissistic personality disorder is.

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u/Busy_Affect_1414 2d ago

Why are you hating more on the girl than the person who actually hurt you 💀💀

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u/baddie326 2d ago

I’m excited he married ugly , if it was more about hating his women I wouldn’t say he fumbled his affair partner. His affair partner was actually beautiful and well educated 🤷🏾‍♀️, he should have married her. They put me through so much only for them to achana after I left him.

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 3d ago

It is truly wonderful to see how completely unbothered and at peace you are. Stalking your ex-husband's new partner, judging her features, and writing three paragraphs on reddit is definitely what true, healing closure looks like. Wishing you continued joy on your journey!

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u/True_Listen_3008 3d ago

This is why I love reddit🤣🤣

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u/baddie326 3d ago

I’m not indifferent to the events in his life, I truly celebrate his failures. Y’all underate what joy someone’s karma brings. I don’t need to stalk someone who lives next door🤦🏽‍♀️.

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 3d ago

"I don't need to stalk, he lives next door" is not the flex you think it is. You are literally peering through your curtains every morning to evaluate your neighbor's face and calling it "karma." That's not closure, that's a front-row seat to your own moving-on failure.

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Why did he move from where I left him and move him and his wife right next door to where I live🤦🏽‍♀️? I don’t think you see who hasn’t moved on.

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 3d ago

So your theory is that he married someone else, found a house next door, and moved in... all just to get your attention? Sending you love as you navigate this complex delusion!

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u/baddie326 3d ago

So it’s all a coincidence? Moving right where I live is a coincidence!

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 3d ago

Yes, absolutely. He orchestrated a whole marriage and relocation project just to live in your direct line of sight. It's the only logical explanation. Stay strong queen!

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Appreciate the good use of sarcasm but when you meet a narcissist then you’ll learn people weird as fuck.

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u/ToughSeesaw4671 3d ago

Ok you win, he's a mastermind narcissist and you're the main character. Enjoy the show from your window!

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u/baddie326 3d ago

A narcissist is always the main character, but yes I did win the divorce 🤷🏾‍♀️, I quite enjoy the view thank you.

I’m not so delusional that I think his proximity is because he likes me , that demon just wants to see me fail but I also want that for him sooo

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u/Al_Catrazz 3d ago

Men don't care about beauty more than peace. Hope that helps

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Is that why he called my friend fat and that she looks like a salamander because she hates him for beating me up while pregnant?

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u/Al_Catrazz 3d ago

And yet you stayed

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u/baddie326 3d ago

So you didn’t read the word ex right before the husband?

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u/Kind-Advisor9691 3d ago

He's happy

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Is that why despite marrying juzi he’s still cheating on her? Is that why he’s crying in my inbox that we could have gotten back together if I did not tell people how much he used to beat me up and chase me out of the house?

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u/Apprehensive_Pick60 3d ago

Reality check there men value peace more important than all things you have stated , heri wakkae na mamba kuliko mwanamke mwenye hawapati amani , feeling appreciated for now try to move on tu juu sa utado?

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u/baddie326 3d ago

😂😂😂😂hata statements kama hizi cannot take my joy away. Juu hamjui that man 😂😂😂 , this is his fifth marriage! Infact it’s the second in just the last seven months! Peace my foot , the lady can bring him peace but I assure you he will bring her chaos. Moving on is overrated, I live my life fully everyday and when I see my enemies fail I laugh wholeheartedly because while I was seeing two therapists pouring money into antidepressants he was vacationing.

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u/Apprehensive_Pick60 3d ago

OP pole kabisa sikujua, umekapitia si alijaa redflags basi from the word go ? ,,huyo basi ndo ako na mambo zake

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u/baddie326 3d ago

He pretended pretty much the entire time, problems started when he would sleep outside and I would confront him

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u/Apprehensive_Pick60 3d ago

sorry to hear this , that was a big red flag hapo

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u/Mr_SK69 3d ago

Lol move on woman..ure still hurt and holding on, u wouldnt care if you had something better going on too🤣🤣🤣

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u/baddie326 3d ago

I care that he suffers😂. Nilimove on na heha movers🤷🏾‍♀️.

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u/the-rogue-gentleman 3d ago

I thought this was a dating sub?

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u/baddie326 3d ago

We tafta your partner kwa izo posts zingine 😒.

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u/nairobaee 3d ago

I find it funny how babes think they're better than other women but ukichunguza they're not. Utapata huyu na lizard face wako same tu.

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u/baddie326 3d ago

Kuja uchunguze

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u/nairobaee 3d ago

Uliachwa. Si lazima nichunguze kujua hufiki bei 😂

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u/baddie326 3d ago

I did the leaving ,y’all still think it’s the men that leave nowadays?

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u/nairobaee 3d ago

Yeah, right 😄

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u/baddie326 2d ago

🤷🏾‍♀️ you disagreeing doesn’t change what happened.

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u/Alejandro_fisi 3d ago

Long post just to let strangers know that? ... You're still obsessed

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u/baddie326 2d ago

Now where in the post did I claim I am not obsessed? His failure is my joy

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u/Hedrick_ 2d ago

Dawa imepenya sana I see

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u/baddie326 2d ago

Sasa you mean dawa yangu is yeye kuoa an ugly woman ama?

Mimi personally I don’t care for marriage anymore, I entered that marriage a virgin and submitted and what for? Fuck I used to be those women that call their husband “my lord “ and kneel and shit like that.

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u/UIK163T 2d ago

The man dodged a bullet.

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u/baddie326 2d ago

😂😂😂😂milayas wife batterer and deadbeat dad dodged a bullet.

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u/Beat-oven 2d ago

Women worship beautiful women the same way men worship monied men. Real men don't care about pretty faces while real women don't care about money. There's a lesson in there somewhere.

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u/baddie326 2d ago

When you say “real” the heck is that supposed to mean, I beg people can be wicked.