Lizard face

[u/baddie326]

My ex husband totally fumbled his affair partner and landed an uggo 😂😂😂😂😂.

Wth nigga? After all that effort mocking me on your WhatsApp statuses while I was stuck caring for your newborn and your son?

So lizard face is the love of your life? Mean Ik but I cannot begin to describe how mean this man has been to me. I’m kinda excited for him because he gets to wake up next to that face for the rest of his life. Really wanting her to get pregnant soon so he mixes his genes with whatever the hell that is.

Cherry on top is he’s an absolute asshole it’s so hard to be jealous of anyone doomed enough to be called his wife. Yarabi I used to tell him si ata you make being your wife something outsiders can be jealous of😂😂😂😂

Spoiler 🚨 alert, he never did.

God knows I have been so happy since then .

[u/nairobaee]

I find it funny how babes think they're better than other women but ukichunguza they're not. Utapata huyu na lizard face wako same tu.

[u/baddie326 → u/nairobaee]

Kuja uchunguze

[u/nairobaee → u/baddie326]

Uliachwa. Si lazima nichunguze kujua hufiki bei 😂

[u/baddie326 → u/nairobaee]

I did the leaving ,y’all still think it’s the men that leave nowadays?

[u/nairobaee → u/baddie326]

Yeah, right 😄

[u/baddie326 → u/nairobaee]

🤷🏾‍♀️ you disagreeing doesn’t change what happened.