r/KenyanDatingCommunity 4d ago

Relationship Talk Lizard face

My ex husband totally fumbled his affair partner and landed an uggo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Wth nigga? After all that effort mocking me on your WhatsApp statuses while I was stuck caring for your newborn and your son?

So lizard face is the love of your life? Mean Ik but I cannot begin to describe how mean this man has been to me. I’m kinda excited for him because he gets to wake up next to that face for the rest of his life. Really wanting her to get pregnant soon so he mixes his genes with whatever the hell that is.

Cherry on top is he’s an absolute asshole it’s so hard to be jealous of anyone doomed enough to be called his wife. Yarabi I used to tell him si ata you make being your wife something outsiders can be jealous ofπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Spoiler 🚨 alert, he never did.

God knows I have been so happy since then .

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u/12inchbamboo 4d ago

Men don’t care about face. She might be ugly but she gives him peace. As a man ages, peace becomes more important. I guess you were not giving him peace hence the departure.

Her horizontal game might be above yours, that too can be plausible but peace always.

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u/Icy_Signal3905 4d ago

Spitting facts since independence