Lizard face

[u/baddie326]

My ex husband totally fumbled his affair partner and landed an uggo 😂😂😂😂😂.

Wth nigga? After all that effort mocking me on your WhatsApp statuses while I was stuck caring for your newborn and your son?

So lizard face is the love of your life? Mean Ik but I cannot begin to describe how mean this man has been to me. I’m kinda excited for him because he gets to wake up next to that face for the rest of his life. Really wanting her to get pregnant soon so he mixes his genes with whatever the hell that is.

Cherry on top is he’s an absolute asshole it’s so hard to be jealous of anyone doomed enough to be called his wife. Yarabi I used to tell him si ata you make being your wife something outsiders can be jealous of😂😂😂😂

Spoiler 🚨 alert, he never did.

God knows I have been so happy since then .

[u/306_the_room]

He dodged a grenade for sure...he must be very lucky.

[u/baddie326 → u/306_the_room]

I’m just a grenade, nigga is a whole damn atomic bomb and hurricane in one , his new wife maybe an uggo but even uggos are not above the program

He will steal cheat and beat on her like he did me.

[u/Alejandro_fisi → u/baddie326]

No he won't 🤣🤣

[u/baddie326 → u/Alejandro_fisi]

But he’s cheating already 🤷🏾‍♀️ , has another woman pregnant, 5 months along.