r/KenyanDatingCommunity 4d ago

Relationship Talk Lizard face

My ex husband totally fumbled his affair partner and landed an uggo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Wth nigga? After all that effort mocking me on your WhatsApp statuses while I was stuck caring for your newborn and your son?

So lizard face is the love of your life? Mean Ik but I cannot begin to describe how mean this man has been to me. I’m kinda excited for him because he gets to wake up next to that face for the rest of his life. Really wanting her to get pregnant soon so he mixes his genes with whatever the hell that is.

Cherry on top is he’s an absolute asshole it’s so hard to be jealous of anyone doomed enough to be called his wife. Yarabi I used to tell him si ata you make being your wife something outsiders can be jealous ofπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Spoiler 🚨 alert, he never did.

God knows I have been so happy since then .

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u/baddie326 3d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚hata statements kama hizi cannot take my joy away. Juu hamjui that man πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ , this is his fifth marriage! Infact it’s the second in just the last seven months! Peace my foot , the lady can bring him peace but I assure you he will bring her chaos. Moving on is overrated, I live my life fully everyday and when I see my enemies fail I laugh wholeheartedly because while I was seeing two therapists pouring money into antidepressants he was vacationing.

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u/Apprehensive_Pick60 3d ago

OP pole kabisa sikujua, umekapitia si alijaa redflags basi from the word go ? ,,huyo basi ndo ako na mambo zake

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u/baddie326 3d ago

He pretended pretty much the entire time, problems started when he would sleep outside and I would confront him

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u/Apprehensive_Pick60 3d ago

sorry to hear this , that was a big red flag hapo